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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: RandalFlagg]
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you need to give me a bunch of business cards so when the big'uns hit on me I can point them in the right direction.


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The best way to live
is to be like water
For water benefits all things
and goes against none of them
It provides for all people
and even cleanses those places
a man is loath to go
In this way it is just like Tao        ~Daodejing

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Cracka_X]
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Tasty.

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Skunk420]
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skunk78395 said:
Hey one of my ex-girlfriends was chubby, at the time I was dating her, but she gave great head.


99% of fat girls give great head. They could suck the chrome off of a car bumper. Because they aren't terribly good-looking they need to over-compensate in the blowjob department.

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: RandalFlagg]
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more cushion for the pushin... :headboard:


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: RandalFlagg]
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RandalFlagg said:
Fat chicks need love too.  :shrug:


That's the spirit


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:hst:
Society in every form is a blessing,
but government at its best is but a necessary evil 
- Thomas Paine

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: RandalFlagg]
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RandalFlagg said:
skunk78395 said:
Hey one of my ex-girlfriends was chubby, at the time I was dating her, but she gave great head.


99% of fat girls give great head.  They could suck the chrome off of a car bumper.  Because they aren't terribly good-looking they need to over-compensate in the blowjob department.


Not from my experience.  BUT 99% of girls that read cosmo give mind blowing head! :wink:    apparently those articles that say "GIVE YOUR MAN AMAZING ORAL" are true.  very very true.


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The best way to live
is to be like water
For water benefits all things
and goes against none of them
It provides for all people
and even cleanses those places
a man is loath to go
In this way it is just like Tao        ~Daodejing

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: John Smith]
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John Smith said:
*runs away really fast

leave my balls alone!!!!!!:tongue2:


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Cracka_X]
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Cracka_X said:
RandalFlagg said:
skunk78395 said:
Hey one of my ex-girlfriends was chubby, at the time I was dating her, but she gave great head.


99% of fat girls give great head.  They could suck the chrome off of a car bumper.  Because they aren't terribly good-looking they need to over-compensate in the blowjob department.


Not from my experience.  BUT 99% of girls that read cosmo give mind blowing head! :wink:    apparently those articles that say "GIVE YOUR MAN AMAZING ORAL" are true.  very very true.


i knew that magazine had a purpose..


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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tiny_rabid_birds said:
i'm just completely in awe of this thread.  it constantly gets more and more fucking bizarre.  First it's "i fucked a fat chick, and oh yeah, she peed on me"  then "yeah, i stuck it in her pooper and she was a virgin"  then "yeah, the pissing was purposeful - a golden shower" (:argh:) and then we find out there's a crazy fucking dominatrix within our ranks that specializes in the practice of cock and ball torture.

i ask you, what next?


:lol:  this thread is fucked up indeed

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Crystal G]
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Eh, I meant your, I believe it's pronounced menage-a-trois?  That's sexy...the other stuff, not so much.  I don't have any latent power issues.

To each their own though, of course :eek:


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Q: We wanted to see if you had the ability to expand your mind and your horizons... and for one brief moment, you did.
PICARD: When I realized the paradox...
Q: Exactly. For that one fraction of a second, you were open to options you'd never considered. That's the exploration that awaits you...not mapping stars and studying nebulae... but charting the unknowable possibilities of existence.

To carry yourself forward and experience myriad things is delusion. That myriad things come forth and experience themselves is awakening. -Dogen Zenji

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: toke til u choke]
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toke til u choke said:
Cracka_X said:
RandalFlagg said:
skunk78395 said:
Hey one of my ex-girlfriends was chubby, at the time I was dating her, but she gave great head.


99% of fat girls give great head.  They could suck the chrome off of a car bumper.  Because they aren't terribly good-looking they need to over-compensate in the blowjob department.


Not from my experience.  BUT 99% of girls that read cosmo give mind blowing head! :wink:    apparently those articles that say "GIVE YOUR MAN AMAZING ORAL" are true.  very very true.


i knew that magazine had a purpose..


THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT WHEN I FOUND THIS OUT.

So girls suck at sucking my cock, and this one gal went down and I was just expecting to be disappointed..  Anyhow, she got on to it and I had to ask her how she became so good.. because.. yeah.. I was thinking she had EXTENSIVE experience but she just reads cosmo and said that's where she got it from.

.. oO(thank you lord, for that wonderful piece of paper!)


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The best way to live
is to be like water
For water benefits all things
and goes against none of them
It provides for all people
and even cleanses those places
a man is loath to go
In this way it is just like Tao        ~Daodejing

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Cracka_X]
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she only said that so you wouldn't feel bad about putting your dick in the same mouth as half of the senior class...

:wink:

yos-

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Yoschie99]
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37 DICKS!


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revel in its glory and quake in fear at its might
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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Mushmonkey]
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dude... crystalG IS HOTT! that ball torture is a little much tho lol..


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Mushmonkey]
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This thread is well on its way to becoming a classic :lol:


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Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man.  For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire.  Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

:heartpump:

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: moon_glue]
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At least she didnt shit on you. A fat girl dumping on you after all that pissing would be messy to say the least.


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let yourself be silently drawn by the stronger pull of what you really love

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: mr_kite]
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Anyone else think this thread is so made up????

I mean, why would you let some fat chick piss on you.. unless you liked that kind of shit.

nasty shit.


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ToiletDuk said:
For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: TrippinTeddy]
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dude, this thread is hilarious.


and Crystal G is fucking hot. if i had balls i'd want her to come over and torture them.

sadly, i have no balls.


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
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She is wayhot, but after watching that there's no way I'd let her near my nuts.  Nonono.  Not without seriously restraining her first.  :yesnod:


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i finally got around to making a sig
revel in its glory and quake in fear at its might
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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Mushmonkey]
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haha.

well, she can come over and play with me any time.


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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.

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