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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Mike_yy]
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yeah it was a golden shower. it might have actually turned me on if she had been more attractive. I think it fucked up her grandfathers furniture haha.

attack of the fatopods.

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dude, she's baking you cookies and telling her parents how wonderful you are.. RIGHT FUCKING NOW.


game over man, game over




yes indeed.

guys, it was horrible. i have nightmares... of... swollen fat hairy vaginas comming down on my face and smothering me. :sad:

i need a beer to deal with this.

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: moon_glue]
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Hey some people like fat women, not everyone is perfect looking.
besides some people like to get peed on..but what do you care you got laid. right?

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Skunk420]
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thank you skunk

i wish i could have been peed on by an attractive women. thats my goal now. :sun:

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: moon_glue]
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hey, beauty is only skin deep :wink:


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The best way to live
is to be like water
For water benefits all things
and goes against none of them
It provides for all people
and even cleanses those places
a man is loath to go
In this way it is just like Tao        ~Daodejing

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: moon_glue]
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Hey one of my ex-girlfriends was chubby, at the time I was dating her, but she gave great head. she never pissed on me but..of course she is skinny now, but I dont care she works as a police dispatcher, well I seen it on her myspace page, just to sneak a look.
I seen that and I said whoah, I have nothing to do with the cops.

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: moon_glue]
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i heard a rumor that fat fools give the best head, so i went out on a limb and finally did it... i went hogging and hooked up with this fat australian guy. he was so fat he couldnt even get it up lmao but he ate my pussy all night and damn it was the FUCKIN BOMB!!!! THE BEST ORAL I EVER FUCKING HAD... asdkfjkkljkwfl...saflkwewef i seriously wanna seize everytime i think about it. damn i could use some head right now... i bet he learned his techniques from stuffing his face with so much pie! ahhahahaha

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Crystal G]
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yes the hogs do give the best head.

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Crystal G]
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... dude, no.


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ilove my woods...

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: moon_glue]
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Hey dont feel too bad, was she 200#+ plus?

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: moon_glue]
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hey cystal g, arnt you that chick with mangellans desease?

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: moon_glue]
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I think it's a shame that she gave up something she'll never get back to someone who obviously didn't give a shit about her.  You probably ruined her from ever wanting anal again too.  Because the only way anal is enjoyable for a woman is if the man is very slow and very gentle.  After reading this post I seriously doubt you were.

Maybe someday someone will teach you that sex is a wonderful thing, not this bs.  :thumbdown:


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: mushbaby]
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hahaha why dont you cum show me? maybe you can enlighten me mushbaby, you seem to know whats up. :penis:

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: moon_glue]
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double post see below

Edited by Crystal G (06/28/07 11:03 AM)

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: moon_glue]
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You know it Moon_glue! Unfortunately you are going to have to learn the hard way. I am not currently taking on students!


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: moon_glue]
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moon_glue said:
hey cystal g, arnt you that chick with mangellans desease?



I actually have never claimed to have morgellon's disease, though I posted several references to its articles when it was under study on the Lycaeum forums.

I have however, had blue fibers crawling out of my skin at one point when I was doing a lot of drugs. I showed them to the nurses when I was in the clinic, and THEY were the ones that suggested that I may have had this new morgellon's. I never thought it was morgellon's, I was the one that actually thought it was a fungus--because fungi are visible and grow in the body's natural flora, so to call it bacteria or parasites are absurd. Sure enough I got tested, and it turned out I actually was suffering from a fungal infection of the scalp and the mouth.

Edited by Crystal G (06/28/07 11:05 AM)

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: mushbaby]
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mushbaby said:
I think it's a shame that she gave up something she'll never get back to someone who obviously didn't give a shit about her.



Yup.  She made a dumb choice. 

I don't think either of their lives improved last night :shake:


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Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man.  For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire.  Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

:heartpump:

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Crystal G]
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That is crazy! I am glad I never got into hard drugs much. I knew they were bad news to begin with, I tried crack, meth a few times and I didnt like the afer effect..I just wanted a lot more crack when I did it, so I stopped using it all together.

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: moon_glue]
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Wait, you ass fucked her, and she peed on you--purposefully. And you think she's a virgin? Somehow data does not compute.


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Jerry Garcia. JERRY GARCIA! JERRY GARCIA!!!!

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: GnuBobo]
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GnuBobo said:
Wait, you ass fucked her, and she peed on you--purposefully.  And you think she's a virgin?  Somehow data does not compute.



Yeah... :strokebeard:

In fact the only reason I didn't call bullshit on this whole thread is because it's such a retarded thing for someone to lie about.


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Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man.  For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire.  Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

:heartpump:

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: GnuBobo]
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GnuBobo said:
Wait, you ass fucked her, and she peed on you--purposefully. And you think she's a virgin? Somehow data does not compute.



Agreed. I have trouble imagining the following.

Fat Chick: And this is my rich grandfather's couch. It was made in the 1890s.
Moon Glue: Let's fuck on it
Fat Chick: But I'm a virgin
Moon Glue: S'ok I love you
FC: Ok just be gentle with me
MG: Oh yeah girl.
FC: Oh yeah put it in my butt. Yeah. You like it when I shit on your balls? Now drink my hot piss. Drink it all mother fucker.


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:hst:
Society in every form is a blessing,
but government at its best is but a necessary evil
 
- Thomas Paine

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