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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: MiddleFinger]
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not lift and thrust big. but big.


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Tangerines]
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heh.. she's rich... she could loose weight... who cares... shit if it really bugs you find some side action, it's not like your committed to her.

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: yarrwolf]
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i think im going to tell her im gay


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: moon_glue]
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:lol:


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: moon_glue]
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hahahahhahahahhaha, "no she pissed all over me dude." haha that would so be going in my sig if i didint already have enuff shit in there

p.s. sorry you fucked a fat'n

peace out DM


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: moon_glue]
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moon_glue said:
all i wanted to do was go to this rich chicks house ignore her, drink her liqor cabinent and enjoy her rich grandfathers house.

well guys, i fucked a fat chick. then she peed on me.  :foreheadslap:

i should really quit drinking. i took her virginity too, so now its really going to be hard to get rid of her.

goddddddamnit



ahahah, she's no virgin...just an R.Kelly fan :smile:


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: barfightlard]
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barfightlard said:
nothing wrong with fucking a fatty

but taking ones virginity, thats a different story


Seriously, I hope you didn't give her your phone number or fuck her in your house because she now is officially in love with the only guy that knows how to harpoon her orca ass.


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: dutchmushroom]
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haha well its the thought that counts

i did her in the ass too. she got the full treatment as a virgin.


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: moon_glue]
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moon_glue said:
haha well its the thought that counts

i did her in the ass too. she got the full treatment as a virgin.


:eek:


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: moon_glue]
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that is a fucking insane sex session for a virgin

seriously

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: DIRTYMAN]
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DIRTYMAN said:
barfightlard said:
nothing wrong with fucking a fatty

but taking ones virginity, thats a different story


Seriously, I hope you didn't give her your phone number or fuck her in your house because she now is officially in love with the only guy that knows how to harpoon her orca ass.


HAHAHAHAHAHA


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: AlCapwn]
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AlCapwn said:
Hopefully most of the OTDers won't see this.



Thanks to Slothie, we know.

























And :lol:

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Le_Canard]
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MWAHAHAHAHAHA!


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JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
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Tthe OTD is a 5 man army at this point. you guys used to be cool.


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: moon_glue]
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it's more than five.

and i'm still fucking cool.


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-- Accept my heart warming gift of TREE SCRATCHIES!!! I absolve thee!! --

JaP: 30,000 lines of gay, cock, and fag can't be wrong
Ped: only in #shroomery is "smuggle opium in her ass" followed by "i don't want shitty opium" which is followed by " *** Joins: PENISSQUAD"
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JaP: What would this place be without random sluts?
JaP: Nothing, I tell you.

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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: moon_glue]
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moon_glue said:
Tthe OTD is a 5 man army at this point. you guys used to be cool.


You're the one that fucks fat bitches :razz:


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: DIRTYMAN]
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so im curious, how much does she weigh? cause a description of the body type doesnt help. weight and height please. :grin: (chuckle)


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: AlCapwn]
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AlCapwn said:
Does it matter? You got pussy, and free booze. If only you hadn't admitted it on this forum, fattyfucker. Hopefully most of the OTDers won't see this.


LOLOL


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: moon_glue]
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moon_glue said:
all i wanted to do was go to this rich chicks house ignore her, drink her liqor cabinent and enjoy her rich grandfathers house.

well guys, i fucked a fat chick. then she peed on me.  :foreheadslap:

i should really quit drinking. i took her virginity too, so now its really going to be hard to get rid of her.

goddddddamnit



hahahaha...i love how he tried to sneak in "and she peed on me." as if no one would notice.

great stuff


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Re: oh god i fucked a fat chick [Re: moon_glue]
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why did she pee on you...?


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