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What Would A Shroomerite Do?? (WWASD?)
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I have a little brother (same mother, different father). He is a fucking pain in the ass -- calling me all hours mother-fuckering me, leaving threatening text messages, stuffing Newports mixed with chicken bones in my mailbox, spitting on my car in the middle of the night, leaving messages on my house phone calling my wife a bitch/cunt/whore, leaving notes on my car swearing he's gonna get my ass, etc.

He is like 5' 4" 125 lbs. I am 6' 4", 240 lbs. Sure I can kick his ass, and I've done nothing to deserve his wrath except ignore him. He is the only person on the planet that I've ever tripped with that actually gets violent under the spell of mushrooms.

My mother swears he is bi-polar and has sent him $$ to see Doctors -- he takes the money and buys blow or some shit.

The easy answer is to whip his ass, but technically he is family and that would just bring me hell from my other family members.

I've even tried going through the police/court system but they are all fucking U S E L E S S ! !

Talking to him does no good, trying to make peace does no good, ignoring him only makes him angrier, what to do??

I am at my wit's end here. He starts fights with others a lot in bars -- he's been thrown out of every bar in town at least twice. He never can hold a job and every 3 months or so goes to work at the next Applebee's/Ruby Tuesdays/Lone Star Steak house/etc. waiting tables. He even threw a lobster at his manager at the local Red Lobster and got fired.

What to do?

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Re: What Would A Shroomerite Do?? (WWASD?) [Re: Left Nut City]
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Beat his ass.. that's what little bros are for right??


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Re: What Would A Shroomerite Do?? (WWASD?) [Re: Left Nut City]
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Get a restraining order.

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Re: What Would A Shroomerite Do?? (WWASD?) [Re: Left Nut City]
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If I were you, and someone called my wife a bitch/cunt/whore and said threatening things to me, and even went to my house and did stuff to my property, I would beat the fucking shit out of them, family or not. 

If your his "family" he should treat you with some damn respect. 

I'm sorry you're dealing with this, it sounds awful :frown:


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The gunpowder treason and plot.
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Re: What Would A Shroomerite Do?? (WWASD?) [Re: Left Nut City]
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I'da slapped the fucking taste out of his mouth the first time he said something negative about my wife.
Quit being a pussy and whoop that ass.


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Re: What Would A Shroomerite Do?? (WWASD?) [Re: Left Nut City]
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Calmly tell him hes an fucknut, to get his shit together, stop harassing you and your wife, seek some help for his issues, and to come to his senses.

after that if he still harasses you


then beat his ass. :yesnod:


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"There is never a wrong note, bend it."
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Re: What Would A Shroomerite Do?? (WWASD?) [Re: ganjaguru]
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Wait, how old are you? how old is he?

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Re: What Would A Shroomerite Do?? (WWASD?) [Re: HighTek]
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HighTek said:
Wait, how old are you? how old is he?




he said the little brother gets booted from bars so i assume in his 20's


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Edited by sui (04/29/07 07:14 PM)

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Re: What Would A Shroomerite Do?? (WWASD?) [Re: sui]
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Yeah, I overlooked that fact...

Verbally trash him, berate him in front of his friends...make him look like the little punk he is...

then kick his ass.

[EDIT] Put him in his place in front of your moms (or other family who knows he's a bitch ass punk)..chances are, they probably won't say anything to you (if they all know how he is). Heck, they might even be glad someone said something to him about his behavior.

Edited by HighTek (04/29/07 07:14 PM)

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Re: What Would A Shroomerite Do?? (WWASD?) [Re: sui]
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fuck his shit up worse.

and not him physically. house, car, whatever - fuck it up.

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Re: What Would A Shroomerite Do?? (WWASD?) [Re: memes]
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I wouldn't go for damaging his material possessions. That will just bring it back upon the things you own. You've gotta deal with him... mano y mano. Make him your bitch, make the lil asshole realize that he can't do whatever the fuck he wants to just because he can. The longer you allow him to walk over you the more often he will. You don't want to be somewhat of an enabler and send him falling into a rut that just keeps digging deeper and deeper. Beat him out of it!

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Re: What Would A Shroomerite Do?? (WWASD?) [Re: funkface]
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1. Get a new phone number
2.Keep notes of what dose, when, how. Take them to the cops.
4 Get a really mean dog/handgun or bear spay


Edited by Brainiac (04/29/07 08:20 PM)

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Re: What Would A Shroomerite Do?? (WWASD?) [Re: Left Nut City]
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just beat the shit out of the little bastard


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Re: What Would A Shroomerite Do?? (WWASD?) [Re: Left Nut City]
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Get him his own reality TV show.

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Re: What Would A Shroomerite Do?? (WWASD?) [Re: cheshirect666]
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Dude, I would try and cut all ties to him. I mean i would want to kick his ass but, He's not going to learn.. Little fucker seems like he's full of piss n vinegar. One day the little fuck will see the light, When some 400lb black guy at a bar shows him what its like to just about see the light when he put's his ass in a coma.


Restraining order.. Talk it over with mom's. I'm sure she'll understand.

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Re: What Would A Shroomerite Do?? (WWASD?) [Re: DiabloSmurf]
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kick his fucking ass. teach the little bastard a lesson. when your family gives you grief, explain why it had to happen and that theres no need to explain further. if they cant handle it, tough shit.

i had to beat my little brothers ass a few years back for similar reasons, hes just a jackass, always tested his limits with me, and stepped over the line several times. i beat him something terrible. it had to happen. he thought i wouldnt do anything because he is alot bigger than me. i am 5"7.5 155lbs and he is 6'1 220lbs.

if i was in your place, he could say whatever he wanted to me, but the second he said anything about my fiance, it would be on. give him what he deserves and make sure he understands whats going to happen if it continues.


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Re: What Would A Shroomerite Do?? (WWASD?) [Re: Left Nut City]
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move away?


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Re: What Would A Shroomerite Do?? (WWASD?) [Re: Left Nut City]
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Left Nut City said:
stuffing Newports mixed with chicken bones in my mailbox





:rofl2:

that made me lol. unfortunately i had a similar situation. it only ended when i moved to a new home and was unfindable. you are right about the police being USELESS unless he is threatening your life, they arent going to do shit.

i really suggest giving him the asswhooping of a life time. then after his asswhooping have a peace talk. tell him if he comes around your house again that it will be worse, explain to him that you just want to be left alone.

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Re: What Would A Shroomerite Do?? (WWASD?) [Re: Left Nut City]
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well there you have it...

a shroomerite would whoop his little punk ass.

now go do it.


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  Edited by yageman (04/20/06 4:20 PM) 

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Re: What Would A Shroomerite Do?? (WWASD?) [Re: wrestler_az]
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Maybe you guys should go listen to some Phish and just mellow out.

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