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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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I fucking hate writing cover letters.
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Hatred with a capital H. And a capital ATRED too.

HATRED!


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: I fucking hate writing cover letters. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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Oh calm down. How bad can it be?


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funky ass music: Planet of Dinosaurs // Rich Whiskey

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Re: I fucking hate writing cover letters. [Re: lukeboots]
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They aren't that hard or time consuming....actually pretty easy...


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When the going gets wierd, the wierd turn pro.

-H. S. Thompson

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Re: I fucking hate writing cover letters. [Re: lukeboots]
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I seem to have made this thread already a little under a year ago.

It's just annoying. Mosquito-style.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: I fucking hate writing cover letters. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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Well, after the cover letter sucks your blood, smash it in midair.





If it's any consolation, I have to make mailing labels repetitively to send to the IRS in Ogden, Utah. It's like being forced to play with a locust, if I may continue the bug comparisons.


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funky ass music: Planet of Dinosaurs // Rich Whiskey

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Re: I fucking hate writing cover letters. [Re: lukeboots]
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I've gotten this far:

Dear Mr. S____,

It is with great enthusiasm that I submit my candidacy for the position of Deputy Director, ______________ and ___________, that was recently listed on the ________ website. I am confident that my skill sets, administrative experience, and passion for the philosophy of harm reduction would be great assets to the ___'s mission.


Yay.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: I fucking hate writing cover letters. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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BLAH!

swat it away, for the love of god


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Re: I fucking hate writing cover letters. [Re: lukeboots]
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Yes, quite formal and annoying, the whole thing is...


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: I fucking hate writing cover letters. [Re: lukeboots]
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Im surprised OMR - your usually a great writer.

Personally, i enjoy writing cover letters. A couple weeks ago i wrote a 2 pager that got me the job i wanted within 24 hours. :smile:


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GO OUTSIDE.

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Re: I fucking hate writing cover letters. [Re: PDU]
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I'm good at writing when the format is looser, and when I don't feel like my dream job isn't on the line.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: I fucking hate writing cover letters. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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I ATE them too!

Here's the end of it for ya :lol:

In addition to my experience, I have excellent communication skills.  I always maintain a mature, gracious, and professional manner when communicating with people.

I feel my broad experience and range of skills make me an ideal candidate for this position.

I look forward to hearing from you as soon as possible to arrange for an interview and a tour of the

Warm Regards,

OneMoreRobot


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"Blow up your TV, throw away your paper.  Go to the country, build you a home."

- John Prine

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Re: I fucking hate writing cover letters. [Re: schmutzen]
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Quote:
It is with great enthusiasm that I submit my candidacy for the position of


TRITE!

Quote:
I am confident that my skill sets, administrative experience, and passion for the philosophy of harm reduction would be great assets to the ___'s mission.


HACKNEYED!





:lol:  Cover letters are all garbage... Keep it as brief as possible and they just might read it.


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Welcome evermore to gods and men is the self-helping man.  For him all doors are flung wide: him all tongues greet, all honors crown, all eyes follow with desire.  Our love goes out to him and embraces him, because he did not need it.

~ R.W. Emerson, "Self-Reliance"

:heartpump:

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Re: I fucking hate writing cover letters. [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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I never even bother with cover letters.


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I know... Its fucked up... Ill fix it minyana..[/quote]

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