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Re: Premature Ejaculation :( [Re: C20H25N3O]
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maybe you never used one (drugs), but im assuming you've never read a thread started by UncleLuke.

A current thread of his
UncleLuke said:
Damn I am so fucked up! I'm fucking nodding and itching and I feel soooo euphoric! This method of ingestion worked awesome!!!



In his first post in this thread, he asked for what drugs could correct it.


Trying to fix the problem with more drugs. yeah....


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Uncleluke, getting his assbeat, then he tries to delete it
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/6355469#Post6355469
Tomato-Faced Banez
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/5933438#Post5933438
Dexter's Thesaurus
beer = guinness
smoke = vaporize
pubers = reasons to be pro-choice

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Re: Premature Ejaculation :( [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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HELLA_TIGHT said:
C20H25N3O said:
Avoid using cock ring substitutes; rubber bands, binder clips, and vices, for example, cause too much constriction.



DON'T PUT YOUR COCK IN A VICE



Fuck. I thought that was an acceptable cock-ring substitute

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Re: Premature Ejaculation :( [Re: VietKong]
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lol, yeah I guess a Vice would be bad. I read about cock rings in Blow, it was a book first, and an in my opinion, the book was one of those pages turners. Anyway, that was the first google result on cock rings. Furthermore, its hosted at Columbia.edu and let me say, some of the Q&A's on there are just plain ridiculous.


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Re: Premature Ejaculation :( [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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HELLA_TIGHT said:
C20H25N3O said:
Avoid using cock ring substitutes; rubber bands, binder clips, and vices, for example, cause too much constriction.



DON'T PUT YOUR COCK IN A VICE



....or tie a dumbbell to your nuts.
:snowman:


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Edited by Stein (02/19/07 02:27 AM)

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Re: Premature Ejaculation :( [Re: UncleLuke]
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Anyways, so a cock ring may solve my problem???


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Re: Premature Ejaculation :( [Re: UncleLuke]
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when me and my ex were dating we used a cock ring and i thought it was rather enjoyable and it would be disappointing if he came too soon. his way of fixing that was mind over matter. think about other things during sex like rock climbing or counting/doing math in your head.

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Re: Premature Ejaculation :( [Re: stoneage]
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trojan makes a condom called extended pleasure i had to use it on my wife when we first met because she was a virgin and i couldnt hold my load it was like trying to put a blue wale in a fish bowl. not bragging im not huge its jus a figure of speech.

if she has toys that is the best thing to start with but dont penetrate with it keep where she tells you let her stay in control of it hell make her use it while you watch it gets kinda boring after a few minutes and you have some time to clear your head. then switch to your toungue and then your hand or vice versa they love it. after doing that for a while then penetrate and pump slowly. mind over matter man if you think about something gross or jus tell yourself that its not very good you wont go as fast.

there are also certain positions that can help you hold your own try different positions. the more you have sex the longer you will last and your alot better off if you dont try so hard to have sex in the first place if she is in the mood she is more likely to get off. after being this way for a long time you have to remember its her turn so have her read this post and make sure she knows that you are trying to find a way to last longer she will be more willing to try certain things. make sure you are the one on top so you can control the flow if you feel yourself start to go pull out and use the toy or your hand whatever your thing is and give yourself a chance to cool off.

this is a bit extreme but i had to do it when i first started having sex find something about the person you are with that bothers you or gross's you out and concentrate on that not to much though or you will lose wood. i hope this helps it has worked for me in the past now my wife gets aggrivated because i take to long so there is hope.

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Re: Premature Ejaculation :( [Re: UncleLuke]
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Dude I'll solve your problem, give me your address and the old lady will be cumming so much she'll never complain of your problem again.

And she'll still be around for the fun stuff like dishes and cuddling.


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Re: Premature Ejaculation :( [Re: UncleLuke]
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Try viagra or something, will increase your staying power a lot.


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Edited by trendal (02/19/07 07:11 AM)

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Re: Premature Ejaculation :( [Re: Scarfmeister]
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Well that sux, especially if she's hot and likes a good thrashing.

Stressing/thinking about ejaculating when you're having sex is the best way to fail. Start picturing yourself lasting a bit longer and it might start to happen. Try clearing your mind and relaxing your body aswell.

When I was younger I found that smoking a bit of weed would give me fantastic control over finishing when I wanted to. Worth a shot if you're not having any luck with some of the other methods.


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"Consider the lilly?" "Ah, well the birds then"
"What birds?" "Any birds"
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Re: Premature Ejaculation :( [Re: UncleLuke]
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Re: Premature Ejaculation :( [Re: UncleLuke]
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Here's the answer to your problem:

http://amazonas-products.com/en/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=4&Itemid=5

If you drink the tea after preparing it the correct way,and one hour before you have sex, it will be much harder to ejaculate ,but even if you do, you will be hard as a rock and ready to enter round 2....

Very powerfull aphrodesiac!!!

If that doesn't work i would suggest trying a mixture of aphrodesiacs ,healthy diet, lots of nuts and honey , working out, and doing some of the tricks mentioned above, like learning to control your muscles.....

Tip. For a long time i thought i might have the same problem with you, untill i found out that a basic reason for it to happen is the need to pee......

As simple as it may sound, i never thought it had anything to do with premature ejaculation..........well its a reason to make you feel anxiety, even if its subtle and you don't pay much attention, it can make you come sooner....


There are so many aphrodesiacs in nature, that i think we shouldn't even have any time left for trying chemicals...


Go organic!!


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Is The Power Of The Mind


"if you don't like what you're doing, you can always pick up your needle and move to another groove." - timothy leary"
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Edited by Sterile (02/19/07 10:57 AM)

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Re: Premature Ejaculation :( [Re: Sterile]
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What's always worked for me is focusing solely on pleasing your partner. Focus on the sounds she's making such as moans, screams, and her breathing. Focus on the feel and taste of her skin and lips.

To me it's more about blocking out the sensations in my cock and more about focusing on pleasing my partner. I don't ignore my senses completely as I think that's an integral part of being able to please your partner. However, when I want to come, I focus on coming and it happens.

I've done the whole penis exercises and strengthening the PC muscles but it never worked for me. I found it's easier to control bodily functions with my mind.

I find I get much, much more sexual pleasure and satisfaction by experiencing my partner through all of my senses and not just through my cock because I figured out that sex is so much more than just an orgasm.

Edited by phoenity (02/19/07 12:55 PM)

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Re: Premature Ejaculation :( [Re: phoenity]
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you all are wackjobs. He does not need to think about other things, or a Cock Ring, or Viagra. He needs to lay off the drugs. BOTTOM FUCKING LINE.

Getting drunk 2-3 per week, popping pills 2-3 times a week, using opiates, and mixing and matching all kinds of pills is going to fuck with your libido.


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Uncleluke, getting his assbeat, then he tries to delete it
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/6355469#Post6355469
Tomato-Faced Banez
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/5933438#Post5933438
Dexter's Thesaurus
beer = guinness
smoke = vaporize
pubers = reasons to be pro-choice

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Re: Premature Ejaculation :( [Re: UncleLuke]
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just delay your orgasm, try thinking about your grandma in the nude or dead puppies, always worked for me.

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Re: Premature Ejaculation :( [Re: The_Red_Crayon]
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Dexedrine always increased my sexual performance and stamina.


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Re: Premature Ejaculation :( [Re: badreligion2good]
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I hear viagra is the shit.


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Re: Premature Ejaculation :( [Re: eligal]
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Quote:
Most of the People in this thread said:
DRUGS ARE TEH ANSWER TO EVERYTHING





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Uncleluke, getting his assbeat, then he tries to delete it
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/6355469#Post6355469
Tomato-Faced Banez
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/5933438#Post5933438
Dexter's Thesaurus
beer = guinness
smoke = vaporize
pubers = reasons to be pro-choice

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Re: Premature Ejaculation :( [Re: UncleLuke]
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Physically and mentally abuse her until she learns to also enjoy your two minute sessions. It's the only useful solution.

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Re: Premature Ejaculation :( [Re: sparks8]
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sparks8 said:
being drunk can make you last longer if your at just the right
level of intoxication.



indeed. or just take a viagra and get shit-faced.

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