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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: chaospilot]
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The doctor who invented chloroform put a rag full of it over his mouth and slit his own femoral artery with a straight razor. That's kind of awesome, and ironic.

For those of you who keep saying carbon monoxide, that's got to be one of the worst ideas. While you're in the car waiting to die, you'll experience severe headache, mental confusion, dizziness, impairment of vision and hearing, and THEN you collapse and faint.

I would say if you have it, a shotgun. Pull a Hemingway. Most people know how he did it, but if you need clarification; he took off the sock and shoe of one foot, put the barrel of a shotgun in his mouth, and pulled the trigger with his toe. *bad ass* That's probably how I would do it if I could buy a gun. However, I do have access to chloroform so I would probably just lay face down on a pillow soaked in that. You pass out right away, and since you're laying on a seemingly endless supply of it, you won't wake back up before you OD.

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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Lily_Morgan]
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some kid that went to my highschool, huge partyer shot himself in the head with a 12 guage. He was on shrooms, did some white, and got severely depressed during the comedown of both.


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Lily_Morgan]
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apparently, CO doesn't even always bump you off

i'd jump out of a helicopter, with a hundred-foot noose around my neck to snap it, and explosives around my body timed to detonate as i hang
all this would preferably be into a tornado
or maybe in the peace of the eye of a hurricane

that'd be fucking rawk


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Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
No, says the man in Washington; it belongs to the poor.
No, says the man in the Vatican; it belongs to God.
No, says the man in Moscow; it belongs to everyone.

I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something
different. I chose the impossible. I chose...
Rapture.
-  Andrew Ryan

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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: 2859558484]
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Edited by Banez (07/10/07 02:37 AM)

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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Banez]
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dude you just went through a suicidal phase and want to go to basic, big big no no. thats how people die man.


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In the belly of the Leviathan, one can either despair and perish, or be cheerful and persevere.-Dean Koontz

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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: lemon_lw]
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nothing to see here folks.


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Banez]
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yeah just be prepared to be shat upon, but i heard basic has gotten alot easier since i joined. so it probably wont be as stressful. in my company during basic we had 2 people get kicked out for attempted suicide, both slitting wrists. its a huge mind fuck in there man, just stay really strong mentally and youll be fine. and this phrase might be the best thing for you someday soon. "i have the perpinsity to be homesexual". and also know that you can back out of your contract during our whole training period, theyll give you a hard time but you can do it.


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: lemon_lw]
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a) i would never do the whole slitting wrist.. fuck that

b) im a huge homophobe

c) what would happen if you did back out? dishonorable discharge? anything else?


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Banez]
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well from my understanding it kinda works like voiding a contract no discharge status or anything. but if im wrong aobut that then it would have to be a general discharge that can be upgraded to honorable within 6 months.

as for
a)there are alot of methods, ive heard of huffing, jumping off roofs, hangings, shooting (obviously) (its pretty funny watch how nice the drill sergents get when it gets time for you to have live ammo training)

b)its not like you have to be gay


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: lemon_lw]
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fuck being gay! ill skip straight to b) on that.. i in no way like dick.. lol.. idk never had a gay-experience like people think

a) yeah im sure it would look pretty bad if u killed urself during training with live ammo (althou thats probably the way i would go if that ever came up)


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Banez]
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OHSBrave06 said:
b) im a huge homophobe



fag


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Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
No, says the man in Washington; it belongs to the poor.
No, says the man in the Vatican; it belongs to God.
No, says the man in Moscow; it belongs to everyone.

I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something
different. I chose the impossible. I chose...
Rapture.
-  Andrew Ryan

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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
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yes.. im secretly gay.


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: chaospilot] * 1
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What you need: a sidewalk.

How to do it:

Step 1: Slam your head into the sidewalk.
Step 2: Repeat.

Headbutting is probably the manliest thing ever. Not only is it useful for suicide, it's also a great way to break up with your girlfriend. For example, I couldn't find the words to tell my ex that our relationship was over, so one day while we were watching TV I headbutt her in the tits. Then I picked up my jacket and left. No awkward goodbyes, no "still friends" bullshit. Just a couple of bruised titties and a failed relationship. I rule.


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Pat Bateman, VP]
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I le magnifique said:
you've already said that



Wow, that's weird.

Guess that exposes what I spend my days thinking about. :emo:


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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I'm sure its been said here. I'm too drunk to read all this shit so I will post this regardless of the consequences.

Take 20 xanax bars and drink a beer...

See ya..


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ToiletDuk said:
For the record, I would show you my butthole but you would fall down and worship it as a God and you would give up everything to roam the land converting the heathens by fire and sword. Millions would die. No, no the cost is too great. I cannot.


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: TrippinTeddy]
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I just did that 20 minutes ago.


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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you know what hella i wouldnt be surprised if you held the rocrd in the whole wide internet for the mosts posts. i mean your averaging over 1500 a month. maybe you should get a special gold star as i believe has been discused before.


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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: lemon_lw]
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* I would steal swiftly to the roof and begin sun tanning until the UV radiation gives me cancer.

* I would have a pre-rigged claymore mine chamber in a closet with 360 shrapnal trajectory.

* I would swallow a deadly mixture of coca cola and pop rocks, then duct tape my mouth and nose shut.

* 2 guns + 2 temples = probs not waking up tomorrow.

* Jump from a tall bridge and employ 2 guns + 2 temples theory just before hitting the ground head first.

More to come...

I like what you said about not thinking it is fair to bring an unconsenting being into existence...tis why I'm not planning on having kids.


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ca'rouse (k-rouz)
intr.v.
To engage in boisterous, drunken merrymaking.

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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: MXNR]
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helium#Applications
Although the vocal effect of inhaling helium may be amusing, it can be dangerous if done to excess since helium is a simple asphyxiant, thus it displaces oxygen needed for normal respiration. Death by asphyxiation will result within minutes if pure helium is breathed continuously. In Mammals (with the notable exception of seals) the breathing reflex is triggered by excess of carbon dioxide rather than lack of oxygen, so asphyxiation by helium progresses without the victim experiencing air hunger. Inhaling helium directly from pressurized cylinders is extremely dangerous as the high flow rate can result in barotrauma, fatally rupturing lung tissue.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nitrous_oxide#Toxicity
Use of nitrous oxide for prolonged periods results in inhibition of the enzyme methionine synthase which is involved in protein synthesis, causing changes in bone marrow after as short a time as 3-4 hours.
(reduction in the number of white blood cells)


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That mycelium eats detritus and dies
But that life in all it's glory
Counts mycelium to be on it's side.

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Re: Best (Most painless) way to Commit Suicide? [Re: Booby]
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Sweet. That helium thing is very interesting.


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