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Re: Premature Ejaculation :( [Re: JunkFood]
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JunkFood said:
Just keep on fucking her even though you're not in the mood anymore.



But then all my mojo will be gone which means there will be no magic in it which means it won't make her cum.


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Re: Premature Ejaculation :( [Re: UncleLuke]
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I dont last long, but I do lots of work before penetration so she doesnt last long either. :ohwell:

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Re: Premature Ejaculation :( [Re: UncleLuke]
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UncleLuke said:
But then all my mojo will be gone which means there will be no magic in it which means it won't make her cum.



I never said you'd ENJOY it. And fake the magic!

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Re: Premature Ejaculation :( [Re: JunkFood]
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Yes, put it in her ass, the movement in there is much slower.


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Re: Premature Ejaculation :( [Re: JunkFood]
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JunkFood said:
Just keep on fucking her even though you're not in the mood anymore.



Hot.

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Re: Premature Ejaculation :( [Re: Boom]
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Booooom said:
Hot.



Not when you're not in the mood it isn't!

But alas...he owes it to her.

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Re: Premature Ejaculation :( [Re: JunkFood]
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JunkFood said:
UncleLuke said:
But then all my mojo will be gone which means there will be no magic in it which means it won't make her cum.



I never said you'd ENJOY it. And fake the magic!



The mojo (magic) is what gives me the energy to fuck.

chemiKalz said:
Yes, put it in her ass, the movement in there is much slower.



She won't let me put it in there anymore. I happened to wake up one morning and my dick had pretty much grew like a full extra inch in diameter, so now she says it hurts too much and I'd really hate to make her bleed anyways. :-\


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Re: Premature Ejaculation :( [Re: JunkFood]
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yeah I was trying to be sarcastic :lol:  Damn internet

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Re: Premature Ejaculation :( [Re: Middleman]
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Middleman said:
Try these Penis Exercises.



:yesnod:


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Re: Premature Ejaculation :( [Re: UncleLuke]
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UncleLuke said:
JunkFood said:
UncleLuke said:
But then all my mojo will be gone which means there will be no magic in it which means it won't make her cum.



I never said you'd ENJOY it. And fake the magic!



The mojo (magic) is what gives me the energy to fuck.



You're just gonna have to get the energy frm somewhere else...maybe if you give it a chance it'll come back to you.

I know you said it doesn't come back to you for hours, but maybe, just maybe, actually fucking, would replenish your libido...at least enough to give her what she needs.

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Re: Premature Ejaculation :( [Re: Ubermensch]
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Ubermensch said:
1. More foreplay
2. Use a condom
3. As whiskey said beat it before hand

Even though you do fall into the premature ejaculator category, it is not common for women to be able to orgasm during intercourse. For the majority, it usually takes oral/manual stimulation.



Why do people always say this. I'm no Casanova but I've never once met a girl I couldn't make cum. I've got an averaged sized dick as well. Maybe alot of guys are just useless. :buttsex:


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Re: Premature Ejaculation :( [Re: JunkFood]
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In curing lazy penis syndrom, 90% of the time a nutritious diet, coupled with a good walk in the sun every day, will solve the problem.

if that doesn't work you can try taking some depressants 30 mins before sex.

if you can't enjoy sex you won't have an orgasm, aka during sex don't enjoy it and you won't orgasm!


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Re: Premature Ejaculation :( [Re: makaveli8x8]
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What works for me is instead of focusing on not cumming, baseball scores, counting the tiles on the ceiling ect. I focus on her beauty, I open my eyes as wide as I can and take everything in, and control my breathing, sounds corny but it works for me :smile: .


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Re: Premature Ejaculation :( [Re: UncleLuke]
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VietKongits an excuse for short dicks



Your dick grew an inch thicker overnight huh? maybe you have penile cancer.


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Uncleluke, getting his assbeat, then he tries to delete it
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/6355469#Post6355469
Tomato-Faced Banez
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/5933438#Post5933438
Dexter's Thesaurus
beer = guinness
smoke = vaporize
pubers = reasons to be pro-choice

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Re: Premature Ejaculation :( [Re: Dexter_Morgan]
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I have to go Hyper Hump mode in order to bust most of the time :cool: guess I have it good.


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Re: Premature Ejaculation :( [Re: UncleLuke]
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More masterbation...And a healthier lifestyle.


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Re: Premature Ejaculation :( [Re: DR. PRIME]
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ScYiNs47 said:
healthier lifestyle BOTTOM LINE 



Go two weeks without any adulterants and penxor rock hard:thumbup:


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Uncleluke, getting his assbeat, then he tries to delete it
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/6355469#Post6355469
Tomato-Faced Banez
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/5933438#Post5933438
Dexter's Thesaurus
beer = guinness
smoke = vaporize
pubers = reasons to be pro-choice

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Re: Premature Ejaculation :( [Re: Dexter_Morgan]
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Never used one. Although I don't have a regular problem with premature ejaculation. Yeah its happened once or twice, but never frequently and never problematically. whats all the fuss about, well Cock Rings my good man:

Quote:

Alice,

I was wondering what exactly a cock ring does? And has it been known to be effective at what it's supposed to do? I have seen them in several places and have been too shy to ask exactly what their purpose is.

confused about the ring



Dear confused about the ring,

A cock ring is most often used to make an erect penis harder and bigger, to keep it that way for a longer amount of time, and to delay and heighten orgasm. Cock rings work by constricting blood flow, keeping blood in the shaft of the penis. When a wearer finally does ejaculate, the sensation is more intense, since it took a longer time to come, and because the penis is filled with additional blood.

Men use cock rings with partners and/or by themselves. Some are actual rings as their name suggests, made of metal or rubber. Since these cock rings are not adjustable, the right size needs to be chosen for a proper fit. For example, one that fits too tightly could be hard to remove and could cut off circulation in the penis entirely. Metal rings can cause a rash or other skin reactions in some men, so this is something to consider when shopping around. Adjustable cock rings made of rawhide or leather straps are easier for beginners to use since the fit can be changed, and taking them off is more manageable. Avoid using cock ring substitutes; rubber bands, binder clips, and vices, for example, cause too much constriction.

Cock rings fit over the shaft and the testicles/scrotum when a man is not erect. Ball by ball, the testicles go through, then the penis shaft dives in head first through the remaining ring space. The ideal cock ring stays in place when the penis is soft, yet it can fairly easily slip off or unsnap when the penis is hard. Lube can be added to make putting rings on and taking them off a little easier — something that works for finger and toe rings, too.

Adult-oriented stores with genital jewelry departments sometimes have fitting rooms where you can try on merchandise. If you're into advanced planning, you, or your partner, can measure your penile girth, or approximate how many of your fingers bunched together equal the thickness of their fleshy friend. The flexibility of rubber and other elasticized cock rings allows a greater range of fit for more differently endowed men, but they are not one-size-fits-all.

For safety and pleasure, a cock ring needs to increase the size of the erection only slightly. If you notice more pronounced swelling, then the fit is too tight. In that case, take the cock ring off immediately. It's also vital for men to take off their cock ring at the first sign of pain or if the genitals feel cold. In addition, it's dangerous to leave a ring on for too long, including wearing one to sleep when spontaneous erections are all the rage. An erection of several hours can cause blood coagulation in the penis, making it difficult to lose the erection. This is called priapism, a prolonged erection. Since new blood cannot enter the penis, this can be severely painful and cause permanent damage to the erectile tissue. If this happens to you, seek medical attention as soon as possible, and don't worry — the staff at the ER has seen this before.

Another place you might want to forgo a cock ring around your penis is the airport. In these high-security times, metal detectors will catch some of these penis-erectors that are tricky to explain and/or remove for closer inspection.

http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/2318.html





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Re: Premature Ejaculation :( [Re: C20H25N3O]
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C20H25N3O said:
Avoid using cock ring substitutes; rubber bands, binder clips, and vices, for example, cause too much constriction.



DON'T PUT YOUR COCK IN A VICE


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Re: Premature Ejaculation :( [Re: Dexter_Morgan]
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ShroomDr said:
VietKongits an excuse for short dicks




I was assuming this much but one of my friends has a horses cock and he spurted off this line once for an excuse. Actually he has it pretty bad and is always going on about how he has to stop halfway with some girls because he is hurting them.
I guess it's how you use it.:cool:


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