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Help me give my woman confidence in bed
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My girfriend has almost no confidence in bed, ie I am always on top during sex, and I always eat her out, yet she has never gone down on me (she gave head to her last boyfriend once, but he told her that it sucked and she never did it again.)  It's funny, because she actually has more experience with sex than me, but is always dissing herself.  I try to tell her that she's great and all, but she never believes me. :confused:

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Re: Help me give my woman confidence in bed [Re: PinballWizard]
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That's not confidence, that's a lazy bitch.

And you're a tool for giving her head if she doesn't return the favor.


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Re: Help me give my woman confidence in bed [Re: PinballWizard]
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get all trashed and let her get on top, and start yelling about how great it is, even if you have to fake it.


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PEACE

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"in times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings - artists, scientists, clowns, and philosophers - to create order. In such times as ours however, when there is too much order, too much m management, too much programming and control, it becomes the duty of superior men and women and women to fling their favorite monkey wrenches into the machinery. To relieve the repression of the human spirit, they must sow doubt and disruption"

"People do it every day, they talk to themselves ... they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it."

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Re: Help me give my woman confidence in bed [Re: PinballWizard]
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That's utterly the worst kind of sex ever. A chick that just lies there. AAND wont give head? yeeesh.

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Re: Help me give my woman confidence in bed [Re: ZippoZ]
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zippoz said:
get all trashed and let her get on top, and start yelling about how great it is, even if you have to fake it.


:thumbup:

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Re: Help me give my woman confidence in bed [Re: TYL3R]
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dude I need a fucking icepack after my girls been around. The only way to control her sexdrive is get her stoned :bongload:


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Re: Help me give my woman confidence in bed [Re: PinballWizard]
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Are you asking me to have sex with your girl?


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: Help me give my woman confidence in bed [Re: Cepheus]
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It's not like she has no drive, she's just boring. She's constantly badgering me to have sex with her, but it almost feels like a chore sometimes.

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Re: Help me give my woman confidence in bed [Re: PinballWizard]
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40% of women like it in the butt, the other 60% have never tried it.

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Re: Help me give my woman confidence in bed [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
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this shouldn't be hard to accomplish bro. You just gotta build up her confidence and get her so horny her reservations go out the window. Put her up against the wall, eat her out for a few minutes, come back up kiss her passionately for a minute then slide her down to give you head. Tell her how great she is at it, even if you have to lie. Then get her in bed while she's horny as all hell, get behind her or throw her on top and let her do her thing.


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Re: Help me give my woman confidence in bed [Re: sublime40oz]
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My girl was shit at givin head, now shes fuckin fantastic :smile:


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Re: Help me give my woman confidence in bed [Re: sublime40oz]
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make her.

whenever i get woken up in the morning for pre-class sex i always make her get on top, cuz i'm tired.

actually - i always make her get on top...i'm lazy.

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Re: Help me give my woman confidence in bed [Re: sublime40oz]
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I thank the more you do it, the easyer it should be for her.

or just have

Cowboy sex.
Its where your get on top of her and you say "you're sister is better it this then you". Then you try to stay on top of her,for as long as you can.


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Re: Help me give my woman confidence in bed [Re: PinballWizard]
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you guys need to read this together



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Re: Help me give my woman confidence in bed [Re: PinballWizard]
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Feed her a little mdma.

OR maybe you guys just need to open up the comminctin lines a bit.


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Re: Help me give my woman confidence in bed [Re: PinballWizard]
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She's got you right where she wants you .

Peace,Love,Happiness and Harmony
:heart: Hippie Chick  :mushroom2:


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Re: Help me give my woman confidence in bed [Re: goobler]
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goobler said:
you guys need to read this together







The PF TEK of sex , lol . That thing puts me to sleep . :wink:

Peace,Love,Happiness and Harmony
:heart: Hippie Chick  :mushroom2:


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Peace,Love and Happiness
:heart: HC :mushroom2:

Freedoms just another word for nothing left to lose..............

I LUV My Greenhouse
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/5545848#5545848

My First Pans
http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/6212058#6212058

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Re: Help me give my woman confidence in bed [Re: Kid_Orgo]
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Kid_Orgo said:
That's not confidence, that's a lazy bitch.

And you're a tool for giving her head if she doesn't return the favor.

:thumbup:


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Re: Help me give my woman confidence in bed [Re: PinballWizard]
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Get her a good book, like this one and have her read it - then, when she's done with it and wants to have sex again, lie on your back and refuse to move. Tell her to use what she's learned.  You're going to have to make her get very embarrassed at some point before she really opens up. Just make her do it and be as supportive as possible without giving in to her shyness.

Or, feed her roofies, use her like you want, and take pictures to prove to her she loved it :thumbup:

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Re: Help me give my woman confidence in bed [Re: Srirachi]
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stick it in her butt, and slap her in the face with ur poopy weiner.

aka chilli dog


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Edited by KidgardFromSRQ (10/25/06 02:49 PM)

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