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Simisu
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sometimes i wish i was a woman!
#5276989 - 02/08/06 11:09 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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DNKYD
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Re: sometimes i wish i was a woman! [Re: Simisu]
#5277025 - 02/08/06 11:16 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I wish I was a woman so I could have hot, passionate lesbian sex with any good looking broad that comes my way.
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OneMoreRobot3021


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Re: sometimes i wish i was a woman! [Re: Simisu]
#5277028 - 02/08/06 11:17 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Menstruation.
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Konnrade
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Re: sometimes i wish i was a woman! [Re: Simisu]
#5277035 - 02/08/06 11:18 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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You could always order one anyways and tickle your prostate with it 
I can just imagine the implications of this though. One can only imagine the extents of amusing things that could happen with this thing and some etarded rave chick.
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CherryBom
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Re: sometimes i wish i was a woman! [Re: Simisu]
#5277101 - 02/08/06 11:33 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Nice theme song!
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Boom
just a tester

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Re: sometimes i wish i was a woman! [Re: CherryBom]
#5277109 - 02/08/06 11:35 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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hehe that's amusing.
I think this was Steve Jobs' idea allll along
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Darkcloud
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Re: sometimes i wish i was a woman! [Re: Boom]
#5277135 - 02/08/06 11:41 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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O'Reilly's going to be all over that.
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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag


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Re: sometimes i wish i was a woman! [Re: Simisu]
#5277283 - 02/08/06 12:09 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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If I was a woman I'd never leave the house cuz I'd stare at my boobies all day long.
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HELLA_TIGHT
Madge the Smoking Vag


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Re: sometimes i wish i was a woman! [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5277288 - 02/08/06 12:10 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I wanna watch a video of one of those in action.
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Re: sometimes i wish i was a woman! [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
#5277325 - 02/08/06 12:20 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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HELLA_TIGHT said: I wanna watch a video of one of those in action.
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Newbie
User of semicolons.


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Re: sometimes i wish i was a woman! [Re: Konnrade]
#5277367 - 02/08/06 12:32 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I've always wondered what it would be like to be a chic...seems like they got they better deal on the orgasm.
But when it boils down, we're all made of the same parts. The clitoris is really just a smaller penis head that's elongated up into the hood. The labia (lips) are made of the same skin our scrotums (ball sacks) are made of. The ovaries are really just testicles that moved up instead of down (and given a different function).
Men and women are pretty much the same, just arranged in a different order.
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Konnrade
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Re: sometimes i wish i was a woman! [Re: Newbie]
#5277441 - 02/08/06 12:51 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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A saturn engine uses one or two of the same parts that are found on John Deere lawnmowers. But a car is obviously a nicer use of those parts. That's a bad analogy, but it is possible for one thing to be better than another thing even though all their parts are identical.
Design can go a long way. Two tires and an axle tend to work a lot better when connected the way they are in a car than they do if you impale the axle through the sidewall of both tires.
To be honest, I think women have much better orgasms than men, especially since they can have multiple successive orgasms only seconds or minutes apart. It's a lot harder for a man to do that.
Also, I've heard women claim that they don't necessarily need to have an orgasm in order to feel that they finished a sexual encounter. For a man, stopping before an orgasm is like having the door slammed in your face after being invited into the playboy mansion... it would just feel so damn wrong and disappointing.
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Newbie
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Re: sometimes i wish i was a woman! [Re: Konnrade]
#5277476 - 02/08/06 12:59 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Yeah that's true. I love being able to make my girl orgasm again and again...it's a real boost of confidence. I'm not exactly Ron Jeremy either, it really is all about the motion of the ocean. Nothing like rolling over next to a flustered-flushed cheek-out-of-breath-just-came-at-the-same-time girlfriend
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