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Gave a girl her first orgasm
#5387802 - 03/10/06 11:48 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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She's 19 and had her first orgasm last night, boy am I proud 
I've been seeing this girl for a week or so now and boy does she like the cock. Last night I gave it to her for 2 hours . I pride myself on satisfaction.
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Re: Gave a girl her first orgasm [Re: pshawny]
#5387825 - 03/10/06 11:57 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: Gave a girl her first orgasm [Re: KaptKid]
#5387852 - 03/11/06 12:08 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: Gave a girl her first orgasm [Re: pshawny]
#5387861 - 03/11/06 12:12 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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pshawny said: She's 19 and had her first orgasm last night, boy am I proud 
I've been seeing this girl for a week or so now and boy does she like the cock. Last night I gave it to her for 2 hours . I pride myself on satisfaction.
Sorry, but 2 hours and ONE orgasm would be disappointment and a waste of my time j/k . Or am I ? lol
Send her my way next time . Never send a man to do a womans' job. 
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Re: Gave a girl her first orgasm [Re: HippieChick]
#5387872 - 03/11/06 12:15 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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There were 3 from her that I counted during that time. Maybe we'll have to try to beat that
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Re: Gave a girl her first orgasm [Re: pshawny]
#5387877 - 03/11/06 12:17 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Was she eating a tuna fish sandwich too? She should of had atleast one orgasim before even getting down to the actual act, but maybe thats just me... Ima giver 
Im sorry bro i just sharpened my hatchet wrong place at the wrong time
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Re: Gave a girl her first orgasm [Re: pshawny]
#5387880 - 03/11/06 12:18 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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ooooh snap! lol hatchet dulled quick!
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Re: Gave a girl her first orgasm [Re: pshawny]
#5387884 - 03/11/06 12:19 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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She's just telling you that to make you feel special. Congrats, anyway.
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Give her one of these

Better not on second thought , she won't need you anymore and you'll never get her off the couch.
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Re: Gave a girl her first orgasm [Re: Silversoul]
#5387897 - 03/11/06 12:23 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: Gave a girl her first orgasm [Re: Silversoul]
#5387900 - 03/11/06 12:24 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Girl- Oh my, you gave me my first orgasm ever.
Boy - Really?
Girl- Yes, you're such a man
Boy - I know.. I know..
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Girl- You gave me my first orgasm ever!
Boy2 - Really?
Girl- Yes, you're such a man!
Boy2 - really, I am? ---------
That's up there with, you're the biggest I've ever been with
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Re: Gave a girl her first orgasm [Re: HippieChick]
#5387902 - 03/11/06 12:25 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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HippieChick said: Give her one of these

Better not on second thought , she won't need you anymore and you'll never get her off the couch.
Peace,Love,Happiness and Harmony Hippie Chick
Every girl should have atleast one. I like a girl that knows what she likes.
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Re: Gave a girl her first orgasm [Re: HippieChick]
#5387917 - 03/11/06 12:31 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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What the hell is that green thing? I dont have a bloody clue am i missing out on something? ha ha
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Re: Gave a girl her first orgasm [Re: HippieChick]
#5387924 - 03/11/06 12:32 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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HippieChick said: Give her one of these

Enema play.
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Got that one from a girl I met at Hedonism 2 in Negril,Jamaica She had 5 extra with her and I was LUCKY enough to get one 
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Re: Gave a girl her first orgasm [Re: HippieChick]
#5387987 - 03/11/06 12:53 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I though it was but you freaked me out with the syringes..... I was like this chick is hardcore with the mycoporn!
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Re: Gave a girl her first orgasm [Re: danamine]
#5387988 - 03/11/06 12:54 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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danamine said: Girl- Oh my, you gave me my first orgasm ever.
Boy - Really?
Girl- Yes, you're such a man
Boy - I know.. I know..
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Girl- You gave me my first orgasm ever!
Boy2 - Really?
Girl- Yes, you're such a man!
Boy2 - really, I am? ---------
That's up there with, you're the biggest I've ever been with
-Dan
Right up there with my 2 favorites,
I won't cum in your mouth.
and
The checks in the mail. 
Peace,Love,Happiness and Harmony Hippie Chick
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Corporal Kielbasa said: I though it was but you freaked me out with the syringes..... I was like this chick is hardcore with the mycoporn!
That was for size comparison 
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Re: Gave a girl her first orgasm [Re: HippieChick]
#5387996 - 03/11/06 12:58 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Sure it was.
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Re: Gave a girl her first orgasm [Re: HippieChick]
#5387998 - 03/11/06 12:59 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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HippieChick said:
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danamine said: Girl- Oh my, you gave me my first orgasm ever.
Boy - Really?
Girl- Yes, you're such a man
Boy - I know.. I know..
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Girl- You gave me my first orgasm ever!
Boy2 - Really?
Girl- Yes, you're such a man!
Boy2 - really, I am? ---------
That's up there with, you're the biggest I've ever been with
-Dan
Right up there with my 2 favorites,
I won't cum in your mouth.
and
The checks in the mail. 
Peace,Love,Happiness and Harmony Hippie Chick
Not in the mouth huh HippieChick? Would you rather it in your hair or right in the eye, lol.
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Re: Gave a girl her first orgasm [Re: HippieChick]
#5388002 - 03/11/06 01:01 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hopefully the needle is removed before taking that into the bedroom :tounguesmile:
Are there a few Hedonism islands where nudity and polyamorus sexual relations are the theme, or is Hedonism 2 the only one? And is it as fun as everyone says?
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Re: Gave a girl her first orgasm [Re: pshawny]
#5388007 - 03/11/06 01:05 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I NEVER said that . I LIKE a nice complexion,lol. It's just one of my favorites 
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Re: Gave a girl her first orgasm [Re: Cherk]
#5388014 - 03/11/06 01:13 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Smoker For Peace said: Hopefully the needle is removed before taking that into the bedroom :tounguesmile:
Are there a few Hedonism islands where nudity and polyamorus sexual relations are the theme, or is Hedonism 2 the only one? And is it as fun as everyone says?
There is Hedo 2 in Negril and Hedo 3 in Ochos Rios.
Hedo 2 is better because the whole town of Negril is pretty much like the resort . The one in Ochos is a little more restricted and confined to inside the resort grounds .
Both in Jamaica .
 
They're not as much fun as everyone says, they're MORE fun than everyone says 
Peace,Love,Happiness and Harmony Hippie Chick
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Re: Gave a girl her first orgasm [Re: HippieChick]
#5388068 - 03/11/06 01:47 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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HippieChick said:
Right up there with my 2 favorites,
I won't cum in your mouth.
and
The checks in the mail. 
Peace,Love,Happiness and Harmony Hippie Chick
If you couldn't tell when the guy was about to go off, you deserved what you got.
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Re: Gave a girl her first orgasm [Re: supercollider]
#5388081 - 03/11/06 01:54 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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You guy's are way out of it . I DIDN"T say I didn't like it. I said it was just one of my favorite lines . As I said , I LIKE a clear complexion 
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Re: Gave a girl her first orgasm [Re: HippieChick]
#5388124 - 03/11/06 02:26 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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HippieChick said:
Quote:
Smoker For Peace said: Hopefully the needle is removed before taking that into the bedroom :tounguesmile:
Are there a few Hedonism islands where nudity and polyamorus sexual relations are the theme, or is Hedonism 2 the only one? And is it as fun as everyone says?
There is Hedo 2 in Negril and Hedo 3 in Ochos Rios.
Hedo 2 is better because the whole town of Negril is pretty much like the resort . The one in Ochos is a little more restricted and confined to inside the resort grounds .
Both in Jamaica .
 
They're not as much fun as everyone says, they're MORE fun than everyone says 
Peace,Love,Happiness and Harmony Hippie Chick
I suddenly have more reasons to go to Jamaica
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Re: Gave a girl her first orgasm [Re: pshawny]
#5388230 - 03/11/06 05:01 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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pshawny said: She's 19 and had her first orgasm last night, boy am I proud 
It's called "faking". Don't worry...you'll get used to it.
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Re: Gave a girl her first orgasm [Re: pshawny]
#5388255 - 03/11/06 05:16 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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pshawny said: There were 3 from her that I counted during that time. Maybe we'll have to try to beat that
3 in 2 hours.. 1 every 40 mins.. i cant really talk i dont even last 2 hours.. im more of a 20-40 min guy period.. but still.. what was the final score.. 12-3>? you win
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Re: Gave a girl her first orgasm [Re: Banez]
#5388262 - 03/11/06 05:19 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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who cares if she had one right?
its all about you
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Re: Gave a girl her first orgasm [Re: Banez]
#5388264 - 03/11/06 05:22 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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OHSBrave06 said:
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pshawny said: There were 3 from her that I counted during that time. Maybe we'll have to try to beat that
3 in 2 hours.. 1 every 40 mins.. i cant really talk i dont even last 2 hours.. im more of a 20-40 min guy period.. but still.. what was the final score.. 12-3>? you win
It's more like a temporary win.
"You gave me three orgasms!" "You have the biggest cock I've ever seen!"
Then when they break up/stop seeing each other she'll be like "I faked every single orgasm" and "I've had way bigger than you". It'll happen! Trust me!
No...........I'm not bitter.
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Re: Gave a girl her first orgasm [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5388267 - 03/11/06 05:23 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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sadly i know what ur talkin about.. ive never pissed a girl off to the point where she admitted to faking them.. or said that she did.. but i love how it goes from "ur big" to "hes tiny u dont want him"
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Re: Gave a girl her first orgasm [Re: goobler]
#5388269 - 03/11/06 05:24 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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goobler said: who cares if she had one right?
its all about you
hell why not pitch the shutout.. i would not be disappointed at all if i threw a 2-0 game in my favor
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Re: Gave a girl her first orgasm [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5388270 - 03/11/06 05:24 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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RandalFlagg said: "I faked every single orgasm"
"good, but dont think you're the only one thats faking them"
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"I've had way bigger than you".
that one I havent heard... evar
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Re: Gave a girl her first orgasm [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5388272 - 03/11/06 05:25 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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when they say that, just tell them calm and cool
"well you were the best I ever had...." look at her, then at the floor and walk away...dont say another word
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Re: Gave a girl her first orgasm [Re: Banez]
#5388522 - 03/11/06 08:36 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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OHSBrave06 said:
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pshawny said: There were 3 from her that I counted during that time. Maybe we'll have to try to beat that
3 in 2 hours.. 1 every 40 mins.. i cant really talk i dont even last 2 hours.. im more of a 20-40 min guy period.. but still.. what was the final score.. 12-3>? you win
Just 1 for me. 1 really good, toe curling, eyes in the back of the head, i never want to stop cumming orgasm. The first few times I'm with a girl it's all about her for me. I'm there to make her get off. I can get off anytime, like at walmart lookin at posters, lol.
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Re: Gave a girl her first orgasm [Re: pshawny]
#5388540 - 03/11/06 08:42 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I somehow really doubt that was the first time she's had an orgasm. She's never masturbated before?
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Re: Gave a girl her first orgasm [Re: Konnrade]
#5388546 - 03/11/06 08:47 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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lol.. yeah im sure she had to have masturbated before.. at 19.. and i hope u dont get off to walmart pictures too often.. that could be dangerous.. not to mention illegal
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Re: Gave a girl her first orgasm [Re: Banez]
#5388551 - 03/11/06 08:49 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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A guy around these parts was arrested for using shirts at a wal-mart as cumrags and then putting them back onto the rack when he was done.
People do gross things.
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Re: Gave a girl her first orgasm [Re: Konnrade]
#5388711 - 03/11/06 10:01 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Konnrade said: A guy around these parts was arrested for using shirts at a wal-mart as cumrags and then putting them back onto the rack when he was done.
That actually sounds pretty classy when compared to most Wal-Mart clientele.
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Re: Gave a girl her first orgasm [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5388718 - 03/11/06 10:04 AM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: Gave a girl her first orgasm [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5389652 - 03/11/06 04:14 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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RandalFlagg said:
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Konnrade said: A guy around these parts was arrested for using shirts at a wal-mart as cumrags and then putting them back onto the rack when he was done.
That actually sounds pretty classy when compared to most Wal-Mart clientele.

Zing!
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Re: Gave a girl her first orgasm [Re: drtyfrnk]
#5389997 - 03/11/06 06:21 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Imagine being the person who caught him?
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Re: Gave a girl her first orgasm [Re: danamine]
#5390006 - 03/11/06 06:24 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Imagine being in the jury and having to watch the surveilance tapes
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Re: Gave a girl her first orgasm [Re: pshawny]
#5390014 - 03/11/06 06:26 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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pshawny said: She's 19 and had her first orgasm last night, boy am I proud 
I've been seeing this girl for a week or so now and boy does she like the cock. Last night I gave it to her for 2 hours . I pride myself on satisfaction.
all girls say that the frist or second time they fuck some one.
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