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eeeek a mouse!!
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rodents skeeve me out more than any of animal on this planet. i find them just fucking disgusting. so today i walk into the back office, all the girls are up on their desks screaming. there is this little gray mouse running around at light speed dragging its creepy little tail along behind it. my first instinct is to join the women on top of their desks...but how would that look?? a 6'5" 240lb dude running from a mouse..i had to hold on to a bit of my masculinity. so i grab a trash can and corner this thing behind a file cabinet. so then ive got the can on the ground and my one manager moves the cabinet. this thing comes out so fast and runs right between my legs. and i was down on one knee, i jumped up soooo fast and wanted to scream like a broad. thankfully i kept it inside. the thing got away and so now is still on the loose somewhere in the dealership. litte furry disease ridden creep, beady little black eyes, and the worst part, the tail...rodent tails are so gross. at least it isnt a rat, i very well may have shit myself if a rat came running underneath me like that.

yes im a pussy  :smirk: :thumbup:

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Re: eeeek a mouse!! [Re: KingOftheThing]
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woman every day outside my cellar

i sell crack cocaine and marijuana


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Re: eeeek a mouse!! [Re: Krishna]
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Re: eeeek a mouse!! [Re: KingOftheThing]
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woah lol what a puss.....

We got em running around. Just had a new batch of babies running around. They would stick there head out from within the stove and watch us.

hooked up the have a heart trap. Cought them all and let them go in fields down the street.

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Re: eeeek a mouse!! [Re: Krishna]
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ganja smugglin and i am for hire

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Re: eeeek a mouse!! [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
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in my old house, we had a serious mouse problem, but kept it in check with a few cats


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Re: eeeek a mouse!! [Re: Krishna]
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fuck mice  :mad:

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Re: eeeek a mouse!! [Re: KingOftheThing]
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you fuck mice?

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Re: eeeek a mouse!! [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
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think of the diseases one could catch

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Re: eeeek a mouse!! [Re: KingOftheThing]
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I rather not and live happily with out worry.

I don't wash my hands often either. I take cair of my immune system by exposing it to pathnogens often and eating lots of Maitake mushrooms.


i ain't scrrrd

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Re: eeeek a mouse!! [Re: Krishna]
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Krishna said:



That's what I thought this was too. :wink:


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Re: eeeek a mouse!! [Re: Dankman]
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Dankman said:
Krishna said:



That's what I thought this was too. :wink:


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Re: eeeek a mouse!! [Re: KingOftheThing]
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I don't mind rodents too much. I've picked wild ones up before.. I think the only harm that they can really do is carry/spread some kind of disease. :shrug:


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Re: eeeek a mouse!! [Re: KingOftheThing]
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Mice/rats are okay by me. They're big enough you can more or less keep track of them. It's the little tiny things that swarm that get to me. Wasps, ants, etc. At least they're rarely in a place I can't avoid.

As for rats, you would have freaked if you saw the ones I ran into on the job awhile back. These were the size of small cats and liked to jump out at you from the dark (no, really).


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Re: eeeek a mouse!! [Re: 40oz]
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I hear mice scratching around in our walls all the time but have never actually seen one in my apmnt. Never even seen droppings for that matter. Maybe those noises aren't mice at all but secret government operatives living in my walls.  :tokeeporder:

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Re: eeeek a mouse!! [Re: KingOftheThing]
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Yeah they're kinda gross.
I love rodents though. Just some cute little shits.


BlackieRL:flaming:


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Re: eeeek a mouse!! [Re: eris]
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It's called hunta virus . The population of mice in my state that have it is less then 5% only way to catch it is when cleaning out a dry mouse poop infested building, by breathing in the hanta poop dust.

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Re: eeeek a mouse!! [Re: blackroselove]
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I have 11 cats on my little 67 acre farm.
No mice problems...
I have coyote, hawk, and bald eagle problems. Fuckers keep gettin' at my chickens.. (nothing that the 12 guage or .30-06 don't handle..)
And NO, I have never killed an eagle! I would, but haven't.. (I'd kill a man-if he came after my food)

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Re: eeeek a mouse!! [Re: KingOftheThing]
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geez you'd really hate my place. We not not only have mice...and rats...but a fantastic slumlord who lies about getting shit done. and this place has more health hazards than rodents, like leaky gas stoves, and broken windows sealed with tape. I cant wait to get the health department involved!

but in the meantime, our kitty will be arriving wednesday

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Re: eeeek a mouse!! [Re: JiggleThaHandle]
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So you shoot hawks?

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