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Re: FUCKING MOUSE [Re: jewunit]
#8007947 - 02/11/08 08:45 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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jewunit said: Mice are like cockroaches, there's never just one.
So true. I set mouse traps to get rid of what I thought was just one or two mice and I ended up killing 7 of the fucking vermin before it was over with!
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Cowgold
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You should get it a motorcycle and teach it tricks.
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Re: FUCKING MOUSE [Re: Cowgold]
#8008045 - 02/11/08 09:37 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Dude. I was actually thinking about that book the other day. What was it called? It was a series wasn't it?
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Mouse and the motorcycle?
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Re: FUCKING MOUSE [Re: Cowgold]
#8008958 - 02/11/08 02:10 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Yep. Runaway Ralph!
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wow, some fucked up stories in here. If i ever see a mouse or rat in my house... its fucking war.
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I just set a few traps.
I almost bought humane traps at the store, then realized that its like -30 C outside, and releasing him out in the snow would be a death sentence anyway.
So morality is being set aside. I hope come back from work to find a mouse carcass on my floor.
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If you get bored enough and have good aim, get a pellet gun.
We used to have rats in our attic at my parents house. I'd get bored and go up there with my pellet gun. I'd set out a plate of bird seed and when the fuckers came up to eat I'd shoot them. Very effective.
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They make electronic traps now. The mouse or rat walks onto a scale and it triggers a tazer-like device.
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Madtowntripper said: I just set a few traps.
I almost bought humane traps at the store, then realized that its like -30 C outside, and releasing him out in the snow would be a death sentence anyway.
So morality is being set aside. I hope come back from work to find a mouse carcass on my floor.
Would you believe those little fuckers cleaned out the traps and are apparently fat and happy back in their little mouse-house eating my peanut butter?
This calls for a serious escalation...
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Haha smart lil mices
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Madtown, use american cheese. It sticks to the trap better and the mouse has to pull on it/work harder to get it off. All you need is a little blob about the size of a mardis gras bead.:)
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Try de-con. It's not poisonous to any predators that might pick up the mouse after it leaves.
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Re: FUCKING MOUSE [Re: YidakiMan]
#8012996 - 02/12/08 11:55 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I dont see the harm in one mouse inside your house its not like a cockroach or anything. But if it is bugging you use a live trap and just dive it down the road to an enemy's house and drop it off in there yard.
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Like I said earlier in the thread, I was going to buy live traps.
But it's cold as fuck here.
No mouse is going to survive five minutes outside.
-------------------- After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action. If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it. - Ernest Hemingway If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it. In the law courts, in business, in government. There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent. -Cormac MacCarthy He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus
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blissedout said: Madtown, use american cheese. It sticks to the trap better and the mouse has to pull on it/work harder to get it off. All you need is a little blob about the size of a mardis gras bead.:)
No. Use peanut-butter. It is the ultimate mouse bait.
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Re: FUCKING MOUSE [Re: Ziggen]
#8013101 - 02/12/08 12:24 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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They ate the Peanut Butter RIGHT off the fucking trap.
Like, the little lever bar is licked clean.
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Ziggen
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Te american cheese ain't gonna stick to the traps any better, and will attract the mice far less effectively. Did you put the peanut-butter right on the trigger? I have never seen a mouse get away from a peanut-butter baited trap alive.
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Re: FUCKING MOUSE [Re: Ziggen]
#8013149 - 02/12/08 12:32 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Yes I put it right on the trigger. I smeared it all over the fucking trigger. And its not like they just took most of it.
They licked the fucking thing CLEAN.
Fucking College Mice, Too Goddamned Smart.
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Your best option may then be the no kill traps. A blob of peanut-butter in the back = no chance of escape.
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