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OfflineMadtowntripper
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FUCKING MOUSE
    #8006836 - 02/10/08 10:21 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Get the fuck out of my kitchen.

:crankey:


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He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: FUCKING MOUSE [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8006845 - 02/10/08 10:23 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Get yourself a cat my friend :grin:
No more mouse.


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Re: FUCKING MOUSE [Re: niteowl]
    #8006850 - 02/10/08 10:24 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

what will he do about the cat infestation


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OfflineMadtowntripper
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Re: FUCKING MOUSE [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8006857 - 02/10/08 10:25 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

My cat is at my Mom's house, and wouldn't know what to do with a mouse.

It would be like..."AHHH! A MOUSE!!! RUN!!!"

She is not brave.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: FUCKING MOUSE [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8006860 - 02/10/08 10:25 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)



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OfflineMadtowntripper
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Re: FUCKING MOUSE [Re: b0b gnarley]
    #8006869 - 02/10/08 10:26 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I work for UPS too.

Can you mail it to me?


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: FUCKING MOUSE [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8006879 - 02/10/08 10:29 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Madtowntripper said:
My cat is at my Mom's house, and wouldn't know what to do with a mouse.

It would be like..."AHHH! A MOUSE!!! RUN!!!"

She is not brave.




The mouse doesn't know that :bouncysmoke:


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Re: FUCKING MOUSE [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8006880 - 02/10/08 10:29 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Mice are like cockroaches, there's never just one.


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Re: FUCKING MOUSE [Re: jewunit]
    #8006887 - 02/10/08 10:30 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I knew this one was there.

I saw him out of the corner of my eye the other day.

But I just walked in the kitchen and he is sitting on my counter just looking around like he owns the place.

I screamed like a girl and he booked it behind the stove.

Now I am on guard.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: FUCKING MOUSE [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8006890 - 02/10/08 10:31 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

This kitty will fuck that mouse bitch up.
I run a smuggling cartel, look for the crate in your area, I will mark it with a taco stamp.


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Re: FUCKING MOUSE [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8006906 - 02/10/08 10:34 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

When I have mice or cockroaches I usually just clean the whole apartment...take out the trash, clean all dishes, pick up clothes, straighten every thing. Then they usually go away. Probably back to the neighbor's place


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Re: FUCKING MOUSE [Re: DirtMcgirt]
    #8006911 - 02/10/08 10:35 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I just moved in here like, 3 weeks ago.

I should have known when I saw the previous tenant had left a pack of mousetraps in a drawer. I feel violated.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus


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Re: FUCKING MOUSE [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8006949 - 02/10/08 10:45 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

:lol:  Sorry, thats actually kinda funny


A few months ago my neighbor (a large slovenly gal) was moving out and offered her full sized fridge for free.  Not more than 30 minutes after I moved it in here was I invaded by roaches.  I ended up throwing the whole damn thing out on the curb.


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Re: FUCKING MOUSE [Re: DirtMcgirt]
    #8006994 - 02/10/08 10:58 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

You should trap it and tame it. It could be your pet. :yesnod:


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Re: FUCKING MOUSE [Re: Cakes]
    #8007049 - 02/10/08 11:12 PM (15 years, 11 months ago)

well use the damn traps in the drawer


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Re: FUCKING MOUSE [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8007634 - 02/11/08 03:57 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

^

where there is one mouse... there is an entire family of them.
Probably behind your stove.

One place I lived at was really old school, but we had rats. Not mice.. rats. Big fuckers too. We'd see the mom or whatever every once in a while... it was about a foot long. Well my roommate had enough and went out and bought about 6 rat traps.. the spring loaded kind that kills them. Rat traps because they are about 3 times bigger than the spring loaded mouse traps, with more powerful spring-action. He loaded them up and put them all around the kitchen. Well later that night I woke up when I heard a really loud *SMACK* *CRACK* *CRACK* from downstairs.. I go down there and turn on the lights and there is 3 baby rats dead in the traps.. one of the big rats I guess only got clipped by the thing or managed to escape but it tore its lower jaw off.. so I go down there and there's this giant fucking rat.. thrashing and squirming all over the floor.. with about a gallon of rat blood all over the kitchen floor and some on the walls even. Holy fucking shit.

I just went back upstairs and made my roommate clean that shit up the next day. I made sure to bleach the fuck out of the place before we used the kitchen again. But he re-used the traps and ended up trapping about 8 of those fuckers.. the whole family I think because we didn't have anymore rats after that.

Rodents suck

oh.. and because just a story isn't good enough.. here's a graphic picture. This was a different one after the big mess incident.


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Re: FUCKING MOUSE [Re: b0b gnarley]
    #8007637 - 02/11/08 04:05 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

I've heard of working cats you can 'rent'
I honestly think the pest control people just ran out of ideas.


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Re: FUCKING MOUSE [Re: Madtowntripper]
    #8007638 - 02/11/08 04:08 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

once a mouse snuck into my moms kitchen while i was sitting reading
after we both noticed each other it ran straight at me and under the tip of my boot(the toe end) and i instinctively went to jump cause it ran at me and it screamed and jumped about a foot in the air cause my foot nearly crushed its head

we scared the fuck out of eachother:lol:


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Re: FUCKING MOUSE [Re: alphabeatu]
    #8007725 - 02/11/08 06:17 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

awww lookit teh bleeedin rat :grin:


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Re: FUCKING MOUSE [Re: Cancer]
    #8007929 - 02/11/08 08:37 AM (15 years, 11 months ago)

Aww... mice are nice. I had one living in my house for a while, but only one. I could hear him scrabbling around in my attic, and would see him in my garage at times. I liked him, but sadly, he died after about a year and I havent seen or heard any since.

Rats are really intelligent. One queen of England (I think, maybe it was somewhere else) trained them to all come out and line up and stand at the dinner table.


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