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FUCKING MOUSE
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Get the fuck out of my kitchen.
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Get yourself a cat my friend  No more mouse.
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Re: FUCKING MOUSE [Re: niteowl]
#8006850 - 02/10/08 10:24 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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what will he do about the cat infestation
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Madtowntripper
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My cat is at my Mom's house, and wouldn't know what to do with a mouse.
It would be like..."AHHH! A MOUSE!!! RUN!!!"
She is not brave.
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I work for UPS too.
Can you mail it to me?
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Madtowntripper said: My cat is at my Mom's house, and wouldn't know what to do with a mouse.
It would be like..."AHHH! A MOUSE!!! RUN!!!"
She is not brave.
The mouse doesn't know that
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Re: FUCKING MOUSE [Re: jewunit]
#8006887 - 02/10/08 10:30 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I knew this one was there.
I saw him out of the corner of my eye the other day.
But I just walked in the kitchen and he is sitting on my counter just looking around like he owns the place.
I screamed like a girl and he booked it behind the stove.
Now I am on guard.
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This kitty will fuck that mouse bitch up. I run a smuggling cartel, look for the crate in your area, I will mark it with a taco stamp.
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When I have mice or cockroaches I usually just clean the whole apartment...take out the trash, clean all dishes, pick up clothes, straighten every thing. Then they usually go away. Probably back to the neighbor's place
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Madtowntripper
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I just moved in here like, 3 weeks ago.
I should have known when I saw the previous tenant had left a pack of mousetraps in a drawer. I feel violated.
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Sorry, thats actually kinda funny
A few months ago my neighbor (a large slovenly gal) was moving out and offered her full sized fridge for free. Not more than 30 minutes after I moved it in here was I invaded by roaches. I ended up throwing the whole damn thing out on the curb.
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You should trap it and tame it. It could be your pet.
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Re: FUCKING MOUSE [Re: Cakes]
#8007049 - 02/10/08 11:12 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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well use the damn traps in the drawer
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where there is one mouse... there is an entire family of them. Probably behind your stove.
One place I lived at was really old school, but we had rats. Not mice.. rats. Big fuckers too. We'd see the mom or whatever every once in a while... it was about a foot long. Well my roommate had enough and went out and bought about 6 rat traps.. the spring loaded kind that kills them. Rat traps because they are about 3 times bigger than the spring loaded mouse traps, with more powerful spring-action. He loaded them up and put them all around the kitchen. Well later that night I woke up when I heard a really loud *SMACK* *CRACK* *CRACK* from downstairs.. I go down there and turn on the lights and there is 3 baby rats dead in the traps.. one of the big rats I guess only got clipped by the thing or managed to escape but it tore its lower jaw off.. so I go down there and there's this giant fucking rat.. thrashing and squirming all over the floor.. with about a gallon of rat blood all over the kitchen floor and some on the walls even. Holy fucking shit.
I just went back upstairs and made my roommate clean that shit up the next day. I made sure to bleach the fuck out of the place before we used the kitchen again. But he re-used the traps and ended up trapping about 8 of those fuckers.. the whole family I think because we didn't have anymore rats after that.
Rodents suck
oh.. and because just a story isn't good enough.. here's a graphic picture. This was a different one after the big mess incident.
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I've heard of working cats you can 'rent' I honestly think the pest control people just ran out of ideas.
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once a mouse snuck into my moms kitchen while i was sitting reading after we both noticed each other it ran straight at me and under the tip of my boot(the toe end) and i instinctively went to jump cause it ran at me and it screamed and jumped about a foot in the air cause my foot nearly crushed its head
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awww lookit teh bleeedin rat
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Re: FUCKING MOUSE [Re: Cancer]
#8007929 - 02/11/08 08:37 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Aww... mice are nice. I had one living in my house for a while, but only one. I could hear him scrabbling around in my attic, and would see him in my garage at times. I liked him, but sadly, he died after about a year and I havent seen or heard any since.
Rats are really intelligent. One queen of England (I think, maybe it was somewhere else) trained them to all come out and line up and stand at the dinner table.
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Re: FUCKING MOUSE [Re: jewunit]
#8007947 - 02/11/08 08:45 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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jewunit said: Mice are like cockroaches, there's never just one.
So true. I set mouse traps to get rid of what I thought was just one or two mice and I ended up killing 7 of the fucking vermin before it was over with!
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You should get it a motorcycle and teach it tricks.
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Re: FUCKING MOUSE [Re: Cowgold]
#8008045 - 02/11/08 09:37 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Dude. I was actually thinking about that book the other day. What was it called? It was a series wasn't it?
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Mouse and the motorcycle?
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Re: FUCKING MOUSE [Re: Cowgold]
#8008958 - 02/11/08 02:10 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Yep. Runaway Ralph!
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wow, some fucked up stories in here. If i ever see a mouse or rat in my house... its fucking war.
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I just set a few traps.
I almost bought humane traps at the store, then realized that its like -30 C outside, and releasing him out in the snow would be a death sentence anyway.
So morality is being set aside. I hope come back from work to find a mouse carcass on my floor.
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If you get bored enough and have good aim, get a pellet gun.
We used to have rats in our attic at my parents house. I'd get bored and go up there with my pellet gun. I'd set out a plate of bird seed and when the fuckers came up to eat I'd shoot them. Very effective.
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They make electronic traps now. The mouse or rat walks onto a scale and it triggers a tazer-like device.
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Madtowntripper said: I just set a few traps.
I almost bought humane traps at the store, then realized that its like -30 C outside, and releasing him out in the snow would be a death sentence anyway.
So morality is being set aside. I hope come back from work to find a mouse carcass on my floor.
Would you believe those little fuckers cleaned out the traps and are apparently fat and happy back in their little mouse-house eating my peanut butter?
This calls for a serious escalation...
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Haha smart lil mices
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Madtown, use american cheese. It sticks to the trap better and the mouse has to pull on it/work harder to get it off. All you need is a little blob about the size of a mardis gras bead.:)
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Try de-con. It's not poisonous to any predators that might pick up the mouse after it leaves.
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Re: FUCKING MOUSE [Re: YidakiMan]
#8012996 - 02/12/08 11:55 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I dont see the harm in one mouse inside your house its not like a cockroach or anything. But if it is bugging you use a live trap and just dive it down the road to an enemy's house and drop it off in there yard.
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Like I said earlier in the thread, I was going to buy live traps.
But it's cold as fuck here.
No mouse is going to survive five minutes outside.
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blissedout said: Madtown, use american cheese. It sticks to the trap better and the mouse has to pull on it/work harder to get it off. All you need is a little blob about the size of a mardis gras bead.:)
No. Use peanut-butter. It is the ultimate mouse bait.
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Re: FUCKING MOUSE [Re: Ziggen]
#8013101 - 02/12/08 12:24 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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They ate the Peanut Butter RIGHT off the fucking trap.
Like, the little lever bar is licked clean.
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Te american cheese ain't gonna stick to the traps any better, and will attract the mice far less effectively. Did you put the peanut-butter right on the trigger? I have never seen a mouse get away from a peanut-butter baited trap alive.
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Re: FUCKING MOUSE [Re: Ziggen]
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Yes I put it right on the trigger. I smeared it all over the fucking trigger. And its not like they just took most of it.
They licked the fucking thing CLEAN.
Fucking College Mice, Too Goddamned Smart.
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Your best option may then be the no kill traps. A blob of peanut-butter in the back = no chance of escape.
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Re: FUCKING MOUSE [Re: Ziggen]
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Yeah, an escalation is definitely necessary.
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Re: FUCKING MOUSE [Re: Ziggen]
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they say for every one mouse you see theres 12 more. or something like that.
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Re: FUCKING MOUSE [Re: igwna]
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I still say decon. There is no chance of escape; if they eat, then they die.
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Re: FUCKING MOUSE [Re: YidakiMan]
#8013377 - 02/12/08 01:48 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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then they smell
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Re: FUCKING MOUSE [Re: Cowgold]
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So true. You don't want the fuckers dying in your walls. That shit stinks forever! I used american cheese and it got every one of the bastards. I don't care what ziggen says. If you press the cheese all around the trigger, they have to pull to get the cheese and it will not come off. I tried peanut butter and they left the trap alone, but the cheese ones got hit time and time again.
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Will buy cheese today.
All I have lying around is good cheese.
I don't think they will eat muenster, and they are not getting any of my good parmesean.
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Re: FUCKING MOUSE [Re: Ziggen]
#8013682 - 02/12/08 03:57 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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If you dont mind killing a sticky trap with peanut butter in the middle is your best bet they are unbeatable.
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just get that little clear box. that never fails.
one time my mouse socrates escaped in my car and lived in there for a month. then i bought the clear box and it totally nabbed him.
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Re: FUCKING MOUSE [Re: igwna]
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i had the same problem..fuckers kept cleaning the peanut butter and cheese right off. never set off the trap.
so i took sunflower seeds from my wbs bag i use for growing shroomies, and wedged that little seed into the hole on the trigger of the trap. I mean wedge it in there TIGHT. They love those seeds, and they will tug on it to get it. After weeks of battling with peanut butter and getting my ass kicked, the first night i set the seed traps out, i got every one of them caught.
It might help to bait the trap, but don't set it. Let them eat it the first time. Then bait it with the seed, and make sure it won't come out of the little metal hole in the trap. It'll get em for sure.
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Re: FUCKING MOUSE [Re: enesi]
#8014447 - 02/12/08 07:04 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I second using seeds or some kind of nut.
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Madtowntripper
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Re: FUCKING MOUSE [Re: Gumby]
#8040524 - 02/18/08 10:11 PM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Just came home from work to find 1 dead mouse in the trap.
It snapped right on his head, it must have been completely and totally painless.
Which assuages my guilt slightly.
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b0b gnarley
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Eat it, it will send a message to the other mice.
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Shroomism
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Now keep setting traps for the other 15 of them
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Re: FUCKING MOUSE [Re: Shroomism]
#8041248 - 02/19/08 12:44 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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They are all reset again.
I will get all of those fuckers.
-------------------- After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action. If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it. - Ernest Hemingway If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it. In the law courts, in business, in government. There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent. -Cormac MacCarthy He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus
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Quote:
b0b gnarley said: Eat it, it will send a message to the other mice.
lmao
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Re: FUCKING MOUSE [Re: Cubie]
#8095459 - 03/02/08 09:56 PM (15 years, 10 months ago) |
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Yes I put it right on the trigger. I smeared it all over the fucking trigger. And its not like they just took most of it.
They licked the fucking thing CLEAN.
Fucking College Mice, Too Goddamned Smart.
I had the same problem with mice at my college apartment. There were sticky traps and strategically placed peanut-butter baited mouse traps but I swear to god they got away with the peanut butter every time and never set off the trigger
My roommates and I decided it was time for all-out war and got i) a badass cat:  and ii) an airsoft gun
My roommates and I searched the apartment for every hold we could find, most of which were where the radiator pipes entered the apartment and sealed them up with brillo. Then we played the waiting game... The first time I caught one was when my cat was sleeping on my bed and at around 3 in the morning I felt him leap off the bed and heard him scurry into the corner of the room. It took about 20 minutes of scanning around my room with a flashlight to find this fucker and finally I checked under my bed and saw the little fella hiding in a corner and I shot him.
We didn't see any mice in the apartment for months and our place used to be disgustingly infested... like, the day we moved in the entire kitchen counter was LITTERED with mouse shit . Not only did our cat destroy every single mouse in the apartment but he started knocking off the roaches as well and leaving us "presents" 
In short, seal up those holes (mice can fit though holes as small as 1/4 inch as they are mostly made of hair and are really greasy), perhaps introduce a sadistic psychocat and finally, a pellet gun!
Godspeed, Madtown.
P.S. Let us know how the hunt's going!
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