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i'm havin a kid?
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Today i found out that my girlfriend is pregnant. Her mother and sister recently had dreams that she was pregnant then she missed her period. I really don't know what to say, except that it's going to have 2 loving parents. Guess i'll post later when i think about it more, haha  :heart:


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Re: i'm havin a kid? [Re: LiveByFreedom]
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Wait, are you saying the dreams got her pregnant?


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Re: i'm havin a kid? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
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No, i'm saying her mother and sister had a dream about her being pregnant. These dreams were about 2 weeks ago. Today, my gf found out for sure that she's pregnant. It was some sort of weird precognition, my mother said she knew it too.

I sure as hell didn't see this coming, i really just don't know what to think. I'm just trying to comfort my sweetheart :p

After a long day of crazy synchronicities (on acid), comes this.


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Re: i'm havin a kid? [Re: z_x_x_z]
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Just don't go to a party, trip on acid, and dance in the moonlight with a dog after the kid is born.

Other than that...congrats :smile:

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Re: i'm havin a kid? [Re: LiveByFreedom]
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LiveByFreedom said:
No, i'm saying her mother and sister had a dream about her being pregnant. These dreams were about 2 weeks ago. Today, my gf found out for sure that she's pregnant. It was some sort of weird precognition, my mother said she knew it too.

I sure as hell didn't see this coming, i really just don't know what to think. I'm just trying to comfort my sweetheart :p

After a long day of crazy synchronicities (on acid), comes this.


Dude, that fucking sucks. I hope you are one of the folks who wants to have kids (Not being sarcastic). I personally am saving up for a vasectomy, as I would literally rather die than have a child. :frown:


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Re: i'm havin a kid? [Re: z_x_x_z]
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Congratulations.

Personally, I don't buy any of that "the birth was the most amazing moment of my life" bullshit. Watching them poke and prod the world is the part I enjoy the fuck out of.

Mine is approaching teenage. And she's a riot.

splif


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Re: i'm havin a kid? [Re: splifner180]
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vasectomy, good idea

is that when they go snip snip, and two little balls roll out,

might as well just slash off the whole sack and use as a change pouch, like they used to do it in NAM

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Re: i'm havin a kid? [Re: LiveByFreedom]
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Sounds sweet! I can't wait to have my own kids, but I have a few things I'll need to accomplish first.

To the person who said they'd get a vasectomy: I think you'd miss out on a whole lot more than you realize.

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Re: i'm havin a kid? [Re: LiveByFreedom]
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You seem to be taking it well, were you planning on it? Are both of you well off enough financially to raise a child?


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Re: i'm havin a kid? [Re: Lily_Morgan]
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Lily_Morgan said:
Just don't go to a party, trip on acid, and dance in the moonlight with a dog after the kid is born.

Other than that...congrats :smile:


haahahah


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Re: i'm havin a kid? [Re: DeathCompany]
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Lily_Morgan writes:
"Just don't go to a party, trip on acid, and dance in the moonlight with a dog after the kid is born."

That's hilarious. Making a joke about a baby that got mauled to death is pure comedic genius.

I rarely give out bad ratings. You've earned the fuck out of this one. In fact if I had to retract every single one I've ever made 'cept one, this would be the one I'd leave standing.

Eat a dick.

splif


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Re: i'm havin a kid? [Re: LiveByFreedom]
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:cheers: :cigar: :heart:

Congratulations!


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Re: i'm havin a kid? [Re: LiveByFreedom]
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congrats,, a pregnant girlfriend can be difficult at times and there is alot of stuff around this pregnacy thing you havent expected and it will hard but in the end it is all very worth it. Support your girld and help her out as much as you can. Taking good care of your girlfriend means you are taking good care of your kid. good luck to the both of you


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Re: i'm havin a kid? [Re: LiveByFreedom]
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This topic reminded me that if I had a kid and named it something with L (Larry/Laurie), it's initials would be LSD


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Re: i'm havin a kid? [Re: LiveByFreedom]
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Congrats man. Hope the best for you and your family!!

remember to put a hand on it's tummy when changing the diaper unless you wanna face full of pee.


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Re: i'm havin a kid? [Re: LiveByFreedom]
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LiveByFreedom said:
No, i'm saying her mother and sister had a dream about her being pregnant. These dreams were about 2 weeks ago. Today, my gf found out for sure that she's pregnant. It was some sort of weird precognition, my mother said she knew it too.



they sound like a coven of witches to me.

also, congrats.

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Re: i'm havin a kid? [Re: LiveByFreedom]
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It's fantastic, man.

My boy's about 15 months now and he is the coolest person in the world.

Now my wife and I are expecting twins....yikes. :shocked:

NOW we're talking vasectomy....


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Re: i'm havin a kid? [Re: LiveByFreedom]
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:happyheart:  :lighter:

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