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buddys friend wants my cock
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u think so right? 2 nights in a row we were boozin with a group of peeps. second night she drive my drunk ass home and i ask her # and give her mine.

Next day she ask me if i wanted to meet up at the fireworks for 4th of july but i was busy.

Today she text me saying we should hang out this weekend. so she wants me right. Also should i bone her? shes cute but chubby and small tits.

Imo should be drunk hookup would be best but idk

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Re: buddys friend wants my cock [Re: Hitman203]
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Dude...I make no claim to being the best poster on the Shroomery. In fact, I'm probably in the bottom 25%. I'm a terrible poster. But, you sir, take the cake.

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Re: buddys friend wants my cock [Re: Hitman203]
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God, just SHUT UP.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis

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Re: buddys friend wants my cock [Re: Hitman203]
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Do you have no shame?

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Re: buddys friend wants my cock [Re: Hitman203]
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i think maybe you should sever your penis and giftwrap it.

go out with this girl and give her the gift.

when she opens it say, "i know you've been wanting my cock, so here it is!" :sun: :syringe: :crazy2:


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To be honest, I fear the OTD. ---TheMadConductor

Now I'm gonna have to start getting down on my knees and blowing mushrooms... ---RogerRabbit

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Re: buddys friend wants my cock [Re: Hitman203]
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Hitman203 said:
u think so right? 2 nights in a row we were boozin with a group of peeps. second night she drive my drunk ass home and i ask her # and give her mine.

Next day she ask me if i wanted to meet up at the fireworks for 4th of july but i was busy.

Today she text me saying we should hang out this weekend. so she wants me right. Also should i bone her? shes cute but chubby and small tits.

Imo should be drunk hookup would be best but idk



SHUT


THE


HELL


UP


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I find your lack of faith disturbing

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Re: buddys friend wants my cock [Re: Hitman203]
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I think if you have to ask a forum of people whether or not you should stick your penis into something.... the 99% efficacy of condoms is still too risky for the possibility of you procreating.

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Re: buddys friend wants my cock [Re: Hitman203]
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how are we supposed to know what she wants? ur the one talking to her not us...and like someone else mentioned we shouldn't have to tell u wheather or not u should fuck her...if u can't figure that out then u are not ready for sex

u obviously have 0 respect for this girl and I really hope for her sake that she dosen't want you

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Re: buddys friend wants my cock [Re: RandalFlagg]
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RandalFlagg said:
Dude...I make no claim to being the best poster on the Shroomery.  In fact, I'm probably in the bottom 25%.  I'm a terrible poster.  But, you sir, take the cake.


:lol:


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It's Krang, Bitch!  :krang:

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Re: buddys friend wants my cock [Re: drtyfrnk]
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So, you guys really think the Nazi eugenics programs were all that bad?


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Master: Everyday change your clothes and eat your food and you will become enlightened.

Pupil: Master, I do not understand...

Master: If you don't understand, eat your food and change your clothes.

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Re: buddys friend wants my cock [Re: MXNR]
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yes, but i am entirely unopposed to mutual gunfights to settle things.

the nazis weren't the only ones, btw.


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To be honest, I fear the OTD. ---TheMadConductor

Now I'm gonna have to start getting down on my knees and blowing mushrooms... ---RogerRabbit

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Re: buddys friend wants my cock [Re: MXNR]
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MXNR said:
So, you guys really think the Nazi eugenics programs were all that bad?


They must have been bad... they seem to have missed whoever spawned the creator of horrid threads like this one.


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I find your lack of faith disturbing

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Re: buddys friend wants my cock [Re: Konnrade]
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HAHAHA, you got me there. For a second I actually thought I had won the "find the biggest tool with the smallest penis" contest.


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"I will only complicate you - trust in me and fall as well." - TOOL


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Re: buddys friend wants my cock [Re: Konnrade]
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Thanks for making me laugh guys.  :lol:

Re-affirms my belief that the pub hasn't completely gone to hippieshitville.


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