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Hitman203
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buddys friend wants my cock
#5828698 - 07/06/06 06:11 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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u think so right? 2 nights in a row we were boozin with a group of peeps. second night she drive my drunk ass home and i ask her # and give her mine.
Next day she ask me if i wanted to meet up at the fireworks for 4th of july but i was busy.
Today she text me saying we should hang out this weekend. so she wants me right. Also should i bone her? shes cute but chubby and small tits.
Imo should be drunk hookup would be best but idk
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RandalFlagg
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Re: buddys friend wants my cock [Re: Hitman203]
#5828707 - 07/06/06 06:13 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Dude...I make no claim to being the best poster on the Shroomery. In fact, I'm probably in the bottom 25%. I'm a terrible poster. But, you sir, take the cake.
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Re: buddys friend wants my cock [Re: Hitman203]
#5828713 - 07/06/06 06:14 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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God, just SHUT UP.
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ClammyJoe
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Re: buddys friend wants my cock [Re: Hitman203]
#5828718 - 07/06/06 06:14 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Do you have no shame?
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debianlinux
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Re: buddys friend wants my cock [Re: Hitman203]
#5828772 - 07/06/06 06:25 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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i think maybe you should sever your penis and giftwrap it.
go out with this girl and give her the gift.
when she opens it say, "i know you've been wanting my cock, so here it is!"
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Konnrade
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Re: buddys friend wants my cock [Re: Hitman203]
#5828777 - 07/06/06 06:25 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Hitman203 said: u think so right? 2 nights in a row we were boozin with a group of peeps. second night she drive my drunk ass home and i ask her # and give her mine.
Next day she ask me if i wanted to meet up at the fireworks for 4th of july but i was busy.
Today she text me saying we should hang out this weekend. so she wants me right. Also should i bone her? shes cute but chubby and small tits.
Imo should be drunk hookup would be best but idk
SHUT
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SneezingPenis
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Re: buddys friend wants my cock [Re: Hitman203]
#5828791 - 07/06/06 06:28 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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I think if you have to ask a forum of people whether or not you should stick your penis into something.... the 99% efficacy of condoms is still too risky for the possibility of you procreating.
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Iamthewalrus
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Re: buddys friend wants my cock [Re: Hitman203]
#5828804 - 07/06/06 06:33 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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how are we supposed to know what she wants? ur the one talking to her not us...and like someone else mentioned we shouldn't have to tell u wheather or not u should fuck her...if u can't figure that out then u are not ready for sex
u obviously have 0 respect for this girl and I really hope for her sake that she dosen't want you
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drtyfrnk
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Re: buddys friend wants my cock [Re: RandalFlagg]
#5828807 - 07/06/06 06:34 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
RandalFlagg said: Dude...I make no claim to being the best poster on the Shroomery. In fact, I'm probably in the bottom 25%. I'm a terrible poster. But, you sir, take the cake.
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MXNR
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Re: buddys friend wants my cock [Re: drtyfrnk]
#5828810 - 07/06/06 06:35 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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So, you guys really think the Nazi eugenics programs were all that bad?
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debianlinux
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Re: buddys friend wants my cock [Re: MXNR]
#5828822 - 07/06/06 06:37 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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yes, but i am entirely unopposed to mutual gunfights to settle things.
the nazis weren't the only ones, btw.
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Konnrade
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Re: buddys friend wants my cock [Re: MXNR]
#5828823 - 07/06/06 06:38 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
MXNR said: So, you guys really think the Nazi eugenics programs were all that bad?
They must have been bad... they seem to have missed whoever spawned the creator of horrid threads like this one.
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ScarletFox
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Re: buddys friend wants my cock [Re: Konnrade]
#5828836 - 07/06/06 06:41 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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HAHAHA, you got me there. For a second I actually thought I had won the "find the biggest tool with the smallest penis" contest.
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Re: buddys friend wants my cock [Re: Konnrade]
#5828844 - 07/06/06 06:43 PM (17 years, 6 months ago) |
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Thanks for making me laugh guys. 
Re-affirms my belief that the pub hasn't completely gone to hippieshitville.
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