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THE KRAT BARON
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Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza
#5758308 - 06/16/06 06:27 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Keep us updated on the "company" ordeal. 
Current odds: 50/50
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
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Snaggletooth
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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
#5758339 - 06/16/06 06:40 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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ahhhh man, now I am committed,
Not a thing, but what happens if she's ugly, that wouldn't be a good excuse, I still have to go through with it, or I will look like an idiot, 
No way out now, I just hope she is cute, 
Thanks for throwing me in front of the train
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THE KRAT BARON
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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: Snaggletooth]
#5758361 - 06/16/06 06:47 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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No problemo, what are friends for? 
If she's ugly you'll just have to pull some grimey shit on her. May I suggest the classic dirty sanchez or possibly even a pasadena mudslide?
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
#5758366 - 06/16/06 06:49 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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whats going on? im out of the loop
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Snaggletooth
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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: funkymonk]
#5758371 - 06/16/06 06:52 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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OK as long as everyone know that I dont roll that way 
So, I have no control on what she looks like, so I dont want to hear shit,
So know I am cleaning up my room, and I have to go to the ATM, shower.
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eris
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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: Snaggletooth]
#5758378 - 06/16/06 06:57 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I have no idea what you guys are talking about either.
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THE KRAT BARON
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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: eris]
#5758398 - 06/16/06 07:05 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: eris]
#5758400 - 06/16/06 07:06 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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it started in last night LNC
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eris
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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: Snaggletooth]
#5758401 - 06/16/06 07:07 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Oh, figures.. I missed out on that one. I came in at like 4 or 5 am..
Going to read it now.
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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
#5758404 - 06/16/06 07:09 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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When should I call,
The thing is they dont know how they have until they check in,
The gal I talked to yesterday said call 1/4hr before
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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: Snaggletooth]
#5758413 - 06/16/06 07:11 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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LOL. I have done that before. I'm talking the ones out of the phone book too. Seriously. Don't do it. It's a total rip off, the girls are totally different looking than advertised, they will ask you for a large amount of money as a "tip", as soon as they get there, before they will even do anything with you at all. I did it twice, both times I was drunk and stupid. It was years ago too. I couldnt even finish in the hour time limit BOTH times.. it sucked.
If you really want to go through with it, DON't let the bitch know how much money you have. They will try and get everything they can. If you don't have anything extra though, chances are they wont even let you do anything.
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Burke Dennings
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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: eris]
#5758423 - 06/16/06 07:15 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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All I know is that someone said 'ATM' somewhere in this thread.
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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: eris]
#5758424 - 06/16/06 07:15 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah I have done it before with luck, but there is always a first time,
And I will finish 
Though I dont want a crack whore!!
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THE KRAT BARON
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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: Snaggletooth]
#5758425 - 06/16/06 07:16 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Whenever you're ready bro. 
Eris brought up some good points.
However it'd be interesting to see how little money you can get away with giving her if you're up for it. Thatd suck if a fatty showed up but that's even less money you have to spend.
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
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THE KRAT BARON
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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: Burke Dennings]
#5758427 - 06/16/06 07:16 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Burke Dennings said: All I know is that someone said 'ATM' somewhere in this thread.

Good call!
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: Snaggletooth]
#5758429 - 06/16/06 07:17 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Also, they take forever to get to you. Sometimes more than 2 hours. Just because they are fucking stupid.
One of the bitches told me she was blond, but when she got there - brunette. Also, one of the times I called an asian one and they sent a white bitch.
If they start on that tip bullshit, just say "all i have is 20 extra".. and if she refuses say something like "OK I really have 40" and so on.
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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: eris]
#5758446 - 06/16/06 07:21 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah I know the game,
It was just an idea, but now, well what the hell,
We'll see,
I got the video camera set up, but I cant 'catch' it on my lap top.
My digi camera, but there is no way that I can secretly do that....
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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: Snaggletooth]
#5758448 - 06/16/06 07:23 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Though I don't want a crack whore!!
Even the expensive ones smoke crack. One of them even told me they did it. Just about all prostitutes either do crack, coke, or heroin. She tried to give me her number or something (this is one that i got calling the #'s in the phone book) and told me to call her directly so I could save money and she could get more. She wasn't bad looking at all, but fuck that. Waste of money, also those bitches are dirty. I'd rather pick up some slut from a bar or club before I go and do that.
The ones I did it with didnt care. Don't hide the camera, put it in their faces. After all you are paying a lot of money. Most wont care.
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THE KRAT BARON
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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: Snaggletooth]
#5758449 - 06/16/06 07:23 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Maybe if she's cool she'll let you take pics/video? I've never delt with one of these services before so I don't know how these bitches operate.
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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: eris]
#5758452 - 06/16/06 07:24 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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True bar sluts are much more fun, but......
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