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Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza
    #5758308 - 06/16/06 06:27 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Keep us updated on the "company" ordeal. :naughty: :grin:

Current odds: 50/50 :cool:


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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5758339 - 06/16/06 06:40 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

ahhhh man, now I am committed,


Not a thing, but what happens if she's ugly, that wouldn't be a good excuse, I still have to go through with it, or I will look like an idiot, :confused:

No way out now, I just hope she is cute,  :grin:


Thanks for throwing me in front of the train :grin: :thumbup:


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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5758361 - 06/16/06 06:47 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

No problemo, what are friends for? :laugh: :grin: :chugbeer:

If she's ugly you'll just have to pull some grimey shit on her. May I suggest the classic dirty sanchez or possibly even a pasadena mudslide? :rotfl:


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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5758366 - 06/16/06 06:49 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

whats going on?
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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: funkymonk]
    #5758371 - 06/16/06 06:52 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

OK as long as everyone know that I dont roll that way :grin:

So, I have no control on what she looks like, so I dont want to hear shit,

So know I am cleaning up my room, and I have to go to the ATM, shower.


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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5758378 - 06/16/06 06:57 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I have no idea what you guys are talking about either.


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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: eris]
    #5758398 - 06/16/06 07:05 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)



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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: eris]
    #5758400 - 06/16/06 07:06 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

it started in last night LNC :grin:


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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5758401 - 06/16/06 07:07 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Oh, figures.. I missed out on that one. I came in at like 4 or 5 am..

Going to read it now.


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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5758404 - 06/16/06 07:09 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

When should I call,

The thing is they dont know how they have until they check in,

The gal I talked to yesterday said call 1/4hr before


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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5758413 - 06/16/06 07:11 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

LOL. I have done that before. I'm talking the ones out of the phone book too. Seriously.
Don't do it. It's a total rip off, the girls are totally different looking than advertised, they will ask you for a large amount of money as a "tip", as soon as they get there, before they will even do anything with you at all.
I did it twice, both times I was drunk and stupid. It was years ago too. I couldnt even finish in the hour time limit BOTH times.. it sucked.

If you really want to go through with it, DON't let the bitch know how much money you have. They will try and get everything they can. If you don't have anything extra though, chances are they wont even let you do anything.


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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: eris]
    #5758423 - 06/16/06 07:15 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

All I know is that someone said 'ATM' somewhere in this thread.


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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: eris]
    #5758424 - 06/16/06 07:15 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah I have done it before with luck, but there is always a first time,

And I will finish :evil:

Though I dont want a crack whore!!


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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5758425 - 06/16/06 07:16 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Whenever you're ready bro. :cheers:

Eris brought up some good points.

However it'd be interesting to see how little money you can get away with giving her if you're up for it. Thatd suck if a fatty showed up :argh: but that's even less money you have to spend. :wink:


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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: Burke Dennings]
    #5758427 - 06/16/06 07:16 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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Burke Dennings said:
All I know is that someone said 'ATM' somewhere in this thread.




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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5758429 - 06/16/06 07:17 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Also, they take forever to get to you. Sometimes more than 2 hours. Just because they are fucking stupid.

One of the bitches told me she was blond, but when she got there - brunette.
Also, one of the times I called an asian one and they sent a white bitch.

If they start on that tip bullshit, just say "all i have is 20 extra".. and if she refuses say something like "OK I really have 40" and so on.


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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: eris]
    #5758446 - 06/16/06 07:21 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah I know the game,

It was just an idea, but now, well what the hell,

We'll see,

I got the video camera set up, but I cant 'catch' it on my lap top.

My digi camera, but there is no way that I can secretly do that....


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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5758448 - 06/16/06 07:23 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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Though I don't want a crack whore!!




Even the expensive ones smoke crack. One of them even told me they did it. Just about all prostitutes either do crack, coke, or heroin.
She tried to give me her number or something (this is one that i got calling the #'s in the phone book) and told me to call her directly so I could save money and she could get more.
She wasn't bad looking at all, but fuck that.
Waste of money, also those bitches are dirty. I'd rather pick up some slut from a bar or club before I go and do that.

The ones I did it with didnt care. Don't hide the camera, put it in their faces. After all you are paying a lot of money. Most wont care.


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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5758449 - 06/16/06 07:23 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Maybe if she's cool she'll let you take pics/video? I've never delt with one of these services before so I don't know how these bitches operate. :shrug:


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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: eris]
    #5758452 - 06/16/06 07:24 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

True bar sluts are much more fun, but......


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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5758462 - 06/16/06 07:26 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah I might say this is my first time, on a dare, and I need proof, for my online friends...or something


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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5758483 - 06/16/06 07:31 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

:yesnod:

Hell if she smokes you might be able to get away with even less $$. :stoned:

What section of the yellow pages do you find these services in? :lol:


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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5758491 - 06/16/06 07:33 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Just look up escorts.


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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: eris]
    #5758503 - 06/16/06 07:36 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

hitting the shower, I am calling at 7


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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5758507 - 06/16/06 07:38 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Well good luck then.

If she is reallyugly or mega cracked out, just close the door in her fase and call another agency. :grin:

After all, you aren't committed to pay... unless you gave them your credit card # :shocked:


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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: eris]
    #5758541 - 06/16/06 07:56 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I can't wait to hear/see what happens with this. :cheers:


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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5758574 - 06/16/06 08:09 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah, fuck I can't find that fuckin popcorn eating smiley. What the hell is the code for it, anyone know?
The stupid panel just locks my shitty computer up. When it actually does load right, I always get the wrong category. I think some smileys are badly placed, category wise. I don't have the patience for it... especially when it only works right one out of every 5 times I expand a category.


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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: eris]
    #5758588 - 06/16/06 08:13 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I dont know but I like this one,




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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: eris]
    #5758591 - 06/16/06 08:14 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

:*popcorn: without the *


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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5758611 - 06/16/06 08:21 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



Fuck me, I called and there is no one available, maybe in a few hours,  :rolleyes:

Just to show that I am not Bullshitting I can PM Matt with the number and he call call to verify :crazy2:


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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5758625 - 06/16/06 08:28 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

:foreheadslap:

I'm an idiot, should have figured that one out :crazy2:

Thanks!

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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5758629 - 06/16/06 08:29 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

There is only one # in your phone book!?

There are like 20-30 different ones in my book. A lot of which are in the philly area. I live very close to philly.


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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5758646 - 06/16/06 08:34 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Snaggletooth said:
True bar sluts are much more fun, but......




Cheaper too.


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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: eris]
    #5758650 - 06/16/06 08:36 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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eris said:
There is only one # in your phone book!?

There are like 20-30 different ones in my book. A lot of which are in the philly area. I live very close to philly.





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    #5758658 - 06/16/06 08:38 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

KaptKid said:
Quote:

Snaggletooth said:
True bar sluts are much more fun, but......




Cheaper too.


:sun:






The old problem time or money, whores are instant,

While the bar you might have to work at it, even the quickest took some time, I am out of town, dont have the time to invest, but have cash :wink:


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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5758684 - 06/16/06 08:44 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

:sad:

Which town is it?


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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: eris]
    #5758693 - 06/16/06 08:48 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Anytown USA  :wink:


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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5758724 - 06/16/06 08:57 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I'll call and verify if you'd like, just drop me a PM bro. :yesnod: It's not that big of a deal though, we trust you. What the fuck kind of a business are they running down there with no women available? :lol:


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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5758730 - 06/16/06 08:59 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

who answered your call? you couldn't talk her into it?


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    #5758745 - 06/16/06 09:03 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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mattzdope said:What the fuck kind of a business are they running down there with no women available? :lol:




Pussy is in high demand.
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    #5758771 - 06/16/06 09:12 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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who answered your call?  you couldn't talk her into it?




Successfully pulling the mistress would be legendary. :grin: :thumbup:


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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: Nashbar]
    #5758809 - 06/16/06 09:24 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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who answered your call?  you couldn't talk her into it?





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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5758816 - 06/16/06 09:26 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

She's probably a freaky old bitch starving for cock. :wink: :tongue:


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    #5758818 - 06/16/06 09:27 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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I'll call and verify if you'd like, just drop me a PM bro. :yesnod: It's not that big of a deal though, we trust you. What the fuck kind of a business are they running down there with no women available? :lol:




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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5758853 - 06/16/06 09:39 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Call now and ask for Lilly. They've got one available. :grin: :cheers: They've got a bitch named Lilly who sounds pretty good looking bro. Blonde with DD's, very voluptuous according to the old bitch. :thumbup::thumbup:


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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5758860 - 06/16/06 09:41 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Alrighty then, I'll call again :thumbup:


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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5758869 - 06/16/06 09:44 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5758874 - 06/16/06 09:45 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

shes on her way over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5758881 - 06/16/06 09:48 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)
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For suspense. :smirk: My voice is edited out.


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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5758883 - 06/16/06 09:49 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Nice! Is it Lilly? She sounds very good looking if the old hag isn't lying. :yesnod:


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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5758904 - 06/16/06 09:56 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Well see....got to go and get ready :grin:


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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5758905 - 06/16/06 09:57 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Alright dude have fun, talk to you in a bit. :chugbeer:


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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5759146 - 06/16/06 11:19 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

I'MMMMMMMMMMM back :grin:



Well here is the low down,


Yeah she was young, early 20s busty, blond, not fat,


But






























She had kids, more then one maybe,

She would not shut the hell up, and talked about customers!!! And gave me the 50 question, about everything, so even mentioned the lap top, what is that for....lol Still I smoked her up, and she chilled :grin:

Started with the massage, she had no idea what she was doing :grin:

But then she started with the dirty talk, and then asked if there was anything else she could do, she nodded to my cock and said I can take care of that for you :thumbup:

So yeah, duh, so it was 50 more, I threw in the idea of a pic of her tits, but she didn't understand, and was like no, I think that might have freaked her out.  :mad2:

Well, I did not take my time, it's not that she was bad, but not good. I just wanted to do the job. The blow job was a good start, but very short, sex, she was on top for starters and then I on top the end :grin:. I just wanted to do the job.

So the pic was out, but had the video cam, ahaha well I did hit record, but had hidden it in shirts, and so when I checked the tape, there was a shirt covering the lens, fuck!!!


What I have I learned, dont talk about shit on the shroomery someone will call you on it,  :grin:


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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5759173 - 06/16/06 11:25 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

Ah well.. That's cool you enjoyed yourself bro. :laugh: :cheers: Did she have a cute face?


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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5759182 - 06/16/06 11:27 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

:thumbup:


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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5759185 - 06/16/06 11:27 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

naw I wouldn't say cute, but not ugly, kinda bland,



but yeah it was nice to have sex with a stranger again :thumbup:


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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: Snaggletooth]
    #5759229 - 06/16/06 11:36 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

:monkeydance:

That's kind of funny she didn't know what she was doing. Aren't those bitches supposed to be pros? :grin: :smirk:


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Re: Snaggletooth Weekend Extravaganza [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5759281 - 06/16/06 11:49 PM (17 years, 7 months ago)

you would think, no, she had no idea, almost felt bad that I was humoring her, like yeah that's good.

Though I dont know I would do that again, just based on a description, I need pics!!!!!


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