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durban_poison
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Re: Mjshroomer's Horrible Nightmare Weekend [Re: Shroomism]
#5770677 - 06/19/06 11:57 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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3days ? if its cause of a habit well we have all been there but if your broke pm me(not for crack money or meth).
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Tomandjerry58
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Re: Mjshroomer's Horrible Nightmare Weekend [Re: durban_poison]
#5770828 - 06/20/06 12:30 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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had a 3 day nightmare. backed into a car with a work truck...... freakin baby is in the car ....woman gets out cussin me up and down with the baby on her hip screamin bloody murder. cops show up had to do that whole thing....next.... show up for work the next day hit a sewer pipe in my boss front yard. there was no shit or anything but had to fix with my own money and on my own time. which took like 5 hrs cause i couldn't find the right cap for the pipe. went to like 4 different stores.
next day completley ok untill im driving home make the turn on my road and these kids are playing in the street. im watching them and there dog runs right underneath my car. fuckin kill there dog right in front of them......felt like shit
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Re: Mjshroomer's Horrible Nightmare Weekend [Re: mjshroomer]
#5770870 - 06/20/06 12:41 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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mjshroomer said: Suddenly I hear a scream and there is a drunken lesbian and her drunk girlfriend. The little one is like 90-pounds with pox-marks all over her face. She is throwing up and then lying down on the sidewalk by the curb next to the bus stop. They are fighting with words, calling each other cunt and bitch. The other woman is about 400-pounds. They are arguing and screaming at each other. And the little one kept leaning over on her side on the sidewalk vomiting her guts out. Luckilly the wind was bliowign the other way, but you could smell it. The big one wa trying to get the little one to stand up and they are being vulgar with each other. Everyone waiting for the bus is irritated, yet fascinated at the action enough to watch. SO I decide to pull out my camera and take a few pictures.
In this next image, she was chasing me and so I could not get a good still shot. Then my friggin battetry ran out, but I rpetended to keep on taking pictures.
Before I new it the big fat one was in my face telling me to put my camera down. She was screaming at me calling me a punk-faggot and that I was violating their rights by taking her picture. She came at me in a threatening mood and I backed away, walking backwards and laughing at her at the same time. This only irritated her more. Kept calling me fat-punk, so I responded with the line, “Talk about fat, you look like that hippopotamus from the movie Madagascar.” That pissed her off. And she kept trying to shield her girlfriend from my camera threatening to hit me and break my camera. I told her if she did she would go to jail and she laughed and said that was only three meals a day.
By then her girlfriend got up and started screaming at me that I was violating her rights. She came at me and for several times, tried to spit in my face, missing each time because I stepped away from her as she spit at me. She did spit on a guy walking by and that was actually meant for me. She chased me around the bus stop and I was laughing and so were all the other people waiting for a bus. Then a third lesbian woman (they are very obvious in the U district) who was standing there told me to quit bothering the girls and leave them alone. By then I was getting more pissed at the other two so I turned my camera to this third person and started to take her picture and she turned around and left instantly. As I turned back to face the double-trouble girls, the little one came and bumped stomachs with me about four times. Then I noticed the bus coming and jumped back.
Classy.
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Re: Mjshroomer's Horrible Nightmare Weekend [Re: Tomandjerry58]
#5770900 - 06/20/06 12:50 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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I thought missing bonnaroo and wasting $209 was bad...
Sorry to hear about this unfortunate chain of events, man!
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cybrbeast
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Re: Mjshroomer's Horrible Nightmare Weekend [Re: Tomandjerry58]
#5771463 - 06/20/06 04:11 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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preschooler said: had a 3 day nightmare. backed into a car with a work truck...... freakin baby is in the car ....woman gets out cussin me up and down with the baby on her hip screamin bloody murder. cops show up had to do that whole thing....next.... show up for work the next day hit a sewer pipe in my boss front yard. there was no shit or anything but had to fix with my own money and on my own time. which took like 5 hrs cause i couldn't find the right cap for the pipe. went to like 4 different stores.
next day completley ok untill im driving home make the turn on my road and these kids are playing in the street. im watching them and there dog runs right underneath my car. fuckin kill there dog right in front of them......felt like shit
Three car accidents, maybe you need to be more careful, stay of the booze and have your eyes examined 
And MJ, if people don't want to have their picture taken you should not do it out of courtesy IMO. That's bad karma.
Too bad about the rest of your weekend though.
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Re: Mjshroomer's Horrible Nightmare Weekend [Re: mjshroomer]
#5771856 - 06/20/06 09:23 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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jesus, and i thought ive been having a rough time lately.
ez man.
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kake
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Re: Mjshroomer's Horrible Nightmare Weekend [Re: coda]
#5771887 - 06/20/06 09:42 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hehe...Bad karma is getting piss drunk and laying on the public sidewalk with your 400 lb lesbo girlfriend screaming vulgarities.
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mjshroomer
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Re: Mjshroomer's Horrible Nightmare Weekend [Re: Hanky]
#5771993 - 06/20/06 10:29 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Hey Hanky,
Besides being an ethnomycologists, and explorer, a published photographer, an established musician (Keyboards and Guitar), an being a kniown journalist with press credials and haveing a press card entitles me to take any photos of anythin I want to basically.
Here is one of another drunk Mexican laying next to the wall of the Paramonut Theater in downtown Seattle at 9 am in the morning on December 25th two years ago.

This next one is a drunk punker girl from Seattle at a House party after a rave drinking water directly from an old refrigerator.

This final image here is of a young Dutch kid passed out from alcohol at about five am in the morn on Khosarn road in Banlumphu (the European district) in Bangkok. A few hours before this kid was so drunk and kissin' gatoys (lady boys) at the street side cafe. I ask one of the lady boys to lift his face up so I could take a picture.

one of the gatoys had just put these french fries in his orafices on his face.
I took this picture and at about 8:30 am was able to give him a copy of the image after he awoke form his stupor.
Somewhere I have a photo fo a drunk Indian picking the pockets of another drunk Indian passsed out in a doorway. BUt it is in storage.
mj
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Re: Mjshroomer's Horrible Nightmare Weekend [Re: mjshroomer]
#5772003 - 06/20/06 10:33 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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"Besides being an ethnomycologists, and explorer, a published photographer, an established musician (Keyboards and Guitar), an being a kniown journalist with press credials and haveing a press card entitles me to take any photos of anythin I want to basically."
Hanky is a dick, and i love you, but that was the most narcisistic statement i have heard since the last time DoctorJ posted.
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Re: Mjshroomer's Horrible Nightmare Weekend [Re: Dreamer987]
#5772094 - 06/20/06 10:56 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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mj is best known for those statements. Karma
Sure anyone can make photos of whomever they want but there is also a thing called restecp.
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Re: Mjshroomer's Horrible Nightmare Weekend [Re: mjshroomer]
#5772102 - 06/20/06 11:00 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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MJ, was that photo taken in: a) europe? or b) during the hippies movement when women refused to shave?
Holy hairy pits, batman!
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mjshroomer
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Re: Mjshroomer's Horrible Nightmare Weekend [Re: Gumby]
#5772170 - 06/20/06 11:22 AM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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When I was working with the people who organized the Seattle Raves from my partners (Raver Books), she was at many raves and after partys.
So she is very local.
Her name is Serafina and she also has hairy legs and is quite hairy from her croach to her naval and I believe a few hairs suround her nipples.
Italian girl of descent.
mjshroomer.
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Re: Mjshroomer's Horrible Nightmare Weekend [Re: mjshroomer]
#5772332 - 06/20/06 12:10 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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mjshroomer said: She says it is a rash elderly people get. IT is in my ears, along my nose. The medicine when it dries makes my facial skin feel like scales of an alligator or lizard. IT is disgusting and unbearable.
Is the condition called Seborrhea by any chance?
*edit* If so I may be able to help you. If not I may still be able to help
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Edited by Amatoxin (06/20/06 01:11 PM)
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Re: Mjshroomer's Horrible Nightmare Weekend [Re: Amatoxin]
#5772596 - 06/20/06 01:59 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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*BUMP*
If any mods or admins here have MJ's email addy can they please contact him. I seriously might be able to help with the 'rash' problem.
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Re: Mjshroomer's Horrible Nightmare Weekend [Re: mjshroomer]
#5772827 - 06/20/06 03:16 PM (17 years, 7 months ago) |
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Damn that sounds like a crazy weekend MJ.. I hope you get well, as far as the rash goes.
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