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Donating who's done it?
    #5692560 - 05/30/06 09:07 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

so who here has ever donated sperm? whats the market like for this these days? how much cash is in it?

i masterbate quite often and just got to thinkin " i could get paid to do this?"


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Re: Donating who's done it? [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #5692608 - 05/30/06 09:19 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I know a guy that says he can sell his sperm for 1 million dollars.


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Re: Donating who's done it? [Re: Microcosmatrix]
    #5692618 - 05/30/06 09:22 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

I said a million sperm for a dollar

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Re: Donating who's done it? [Re: Microcosmatrix]
    #5692654 - 05/30/06 09:28 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Hmmmmm...a million dollers worth of sperm....wouldn't that take nuts the size of basket balls and a cow milking machine?


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Re: Donating who's done it? [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #5692694 - 05/30/06 09:36 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

good as long as you have a college degree and are 5'10" or above

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Re: Donating who's done it? [Re: lowdominion]
    #5692763 - 05/30/06 09:49 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

so what if i said i was 6'4 with the genetics of a horse? anyone need some kids that produce endless amounts of hpoo?

million dollar min bid

bidding starts now go:


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Re: Donating who's done it? [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #5692860 - 05/30/06 10:13 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

Tell you what.... You guzzle your sperm...then guzzle my sperm...leave the money on the dresser, im going to sleep


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Re: Donating who's done it? [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #5692876 - 05/30/06 10:17 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

It might be worth it if your paycheck is a while off and you need some cash to buy weed. I doubt anyone could make a LOT of money, though :stoned:


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Re: Donating who's done it? [Re: Konnrade]
    #5692961 - 05/30/06 10:33 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

unless you have balls of steel that holds a ton of skeet


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Re: Donating who's done it? [Re: dudefromaz]
    #5693040 - 05/30/06 10:45 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

anyone know how much a drum of sperm would go for? $60 a barrel?

i bet if everyone on the shroomery chipped in, we could send in a couple hundred oil drums worth.



so everyone send me your sperm donations please!


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Re: Donating who's done it? [Re: makaveli8x8]
    #5693060 - 05/30/06 10:49 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

When I was in high school a kid told me he saved all his spunk in a jar then he threw it at a car.


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Re: Donating who's done it? [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #5693072 - 05/30/06 10:52 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

That must have smelled nice.


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Re: Donating who's done it? [Re: eris]
    #5693115 - 05/30/06 11:00 PM (17 years, 9 months ago)

oh and if nobody will buy it we can use it for apple bobbing, or like at fairs where you throw a ball and dunk someone.

like $100 a ball to dunk one of the admins or somethiin would be cool to raise money for shroomery or whatever(me). lol


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