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OfflineRonaldFuckingPaul
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Sperm Donor
    #7742543 - 12/10/07 08:19 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Hey y'all do any of you guys know about sperm donations.  How much do ya get paid for each load and how often ya can do it and how to start?  PeaCe :mattz:


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Re: Sperm Donor [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #7742563 - 12/10/07 08:23 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

i have no idea, they dont have a sperm doner place here in Utah.
I wish, I would have made money sometimes when I was broke.


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Re: Sperm Donor [Re: Skunk420]
    #7742592 - 12/10/07 08:29 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

http://www.fertilityplus.org/faq/donor.html

i know you can donate plasma..

but this shit seems unecessary.. why not just adopt there are plenty of kids with no parents out there..


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Re: Sperm Donor [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #7742594 - 12/10/07 08:29 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

is it possible for sperm bank kids to find their daddies? that would probably suck


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Re: Sperm Donor [Re: Skunk420]
    #7742596 - 12/10/07 08:30 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Just a little something I found typing it in google.
Requirements
The requirements for becoming a sperm donor are very high. Most sperm banks reject 90-95% of all applicants. You must be in excellent health and between 18 and 35 years old. You must be free from sexually transmitted diseases and not a heavy drinker or smoker. If you are adopted, you may be required to have medical records of your biological parents.


Committment
You must be willing to make visits to a clinic or sperm bank 1-3 times for at least six months.


What to expect
You can expect to have a full medical exam including blood and semen analysis, and you may be asked to visit again for a follow-up exam in three or six months. You will be paid for each specimen, usually somewhere between $50-100 per specimen.


Where to go
Use our donor form to enter your personal information, and we'll forward the information to a sperm bank near you. You can also use our clinic finder to find a fertility clinic near you. Tell them you're interested in becoming a sperm donor. They may be able to recommend a sperm bank in your area.


If you have questions about fertility
If you have fertility-related questions, try contacting Resolve, which has an anonymous toll-free help line. The number is on their web site.


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Re: Sperm Donor [Re: Ashford420]
    #7742603 - 12/10/07 08:31 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

badass avatar ashford!!

i dont even smoke..


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Re: Sperm Donor [Re: Skunk420]
    #7742611 - 12/10/07 08:34 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

The value depends on the qualifications of the donor. You have to have no genetic defects for one so, 20/20 eyesight, no diabetes, or any other health problems.

Price goes up if you're athletic. Price goes up if you're academic.

Basically, if you were a star football player in college and have maintained a 4.0 GPA with a degree in theoretical physics, and are in perfect health, your semen is gold!

If you have bad eyes, are overweight, have no degree, your semen is worth nothing to the clinics.


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Re: Sperm Donor [Re: Ashford420]
    #7742615 - 12/10/07 08:34 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

oh shit im 36 and I smoke, and i drink and smoke weed a lot.
Why? would your habits effect the sperm?


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. [Re: Skunk420]
    #7742629 - 12/10/07 08:38 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

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Re: Sperm Donor [Re: dr_gonz]
    #7742634 - 12/10/07 08:39 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

dr_gonz said:
:flowstone:




:lol:


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Re: Sperm Donor [Re: dr_gonz]
    #7742653 - 12/10/07 08:45 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

Quote:

dr_gonz said:
:flowstone:


im just talking shit, fuck this post is funny!


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Re: Sperm Donor [Re: RonaldFuckingPaul]
    #7742677 - 12/10/07 08:50 PM (16 years, 1 month ago)

They only take college educated, tall, and handsome guys. In other words, the "cream of the crop". Losers like us need not apply.


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