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if someone broke into your house right now
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what would you do?

i'd like to think that at this point, i'd help them move some shit, tell them what they can and cannot have... i dont think i would even call the cops unless they took my computer.. i need to get rid of so much shit right now...


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On a mission to prove that the truth gets you no where.
They tried the truth, It didn't work. Then they wrote the bible. 

Only the foolish fear the inevitable.

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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Phychotron]
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Id shoot him and call the cops

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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: BLAST_420]
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actually if you read my other post you would know i am well prepared for this kind of situation :wink:

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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Phychotron]
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I'd pick up the 12-pound hex dumbell that is by my bedroom door, head downstairs and crush some ribs.

Weapon of opportunity FTW.


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I find your lack of faith disturbing

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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Phychotron]
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I would be completely oblivious to the fact, seeing as how I'm not at home...
Though if I were there, I'd probably grab my bokken and break their knees - unless they had a gun, then I would help them go shopping.

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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: MagillaGorilla]
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Beat some ass.

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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: MagillaGorilla]
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find the nearest weapon and get medieval on his ass. :backstab:


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Phychotron]
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shoot them

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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: goobler]
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Id grab MY SAWED OFF AND THEYLL GET HAULED OFF AND ROLL IN A HEARSE AS I ROLL SOLO DIPPIN STRAPPED RAT TAT TAT TAT


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Phychotron]
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If it was a chick I would try to blackmail her into giving me a blowjob.

If it was a guy I'd probably black out... dunno what would happen after that. Might kill him, might get my ass kicked.

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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Phychotron]
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if you guys are gonna shoot em, make sure they are fully in your house... if they fall out yoru window from bieng shot, then they werent fully in your house and you can be in trouble for that... also, shoot them, then shoot into the celiing, so the nieghbors can claim they did infact hear your warning shot...

and i think you have to wait untll they lunge at you or something... so if your gonna shoot em, make sure you kill em, cause there are all kinds of stupid technicalities these days.. . throw a knife in the dead guys hand and say he started toward you...


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They tried the truth, It didn't work. Then they wrote the bible. 

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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Phychotron]
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I live in Florida

hell I could shoot them on the street if I felt threatened

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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: goobler]
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Actually... I changed my mind.

I'd grab a rifle and rob the fucking burgular... I need the money more than they do :crazy:


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Phychotron]
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I have no gun so I would have to stab, call the police, or hide in the pantry crying.

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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Trav]
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I have a variety of weapons at my disposal, so it would depend on my mood


plus the gators are hungry in the lake

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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: goobler]
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shot, chopped, and fed to my pit bull. he needs a few bones to munch on anyways.


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Trav]
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i'd probably hide in the pantry crying with my cat and my hard drive

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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: goobler]
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That's easy disposal for the bodies.

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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Trav]
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quite convenient

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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: goobler]
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goobler said:
I live in Florida
hell I could shoot them on the street if I felt threatened


thats the beauty of the south, yuo dont even really have to feel threatened, you just have to mention it


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