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Phychotron
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if someone broke into your house right now
#5659225 - 05/22/06 05:07 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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what would you do?
i'd like to think that at this point, i'd help them move some shit, tell them what they can and cannot have... i dont think i would even call the cops unless they took my computer.. i need to get rid of so much shit right now...
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BLAST_420
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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Phychotron]
#5659229 - 05/22/06 05:12 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Id shoot him and call the cops
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Jalruza
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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: BLAST_420]
#5659235 - 05/22/06 05:21 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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actually if you read my other post you would know i am well prepared for this kind of situation
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Konnrade
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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Phychotron]
#5659237 - 05/22/06 05:23 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'd pick up the 12-pound hex dumbell that is by my bedroom door, head downstairs and crush some ribs.
Weapon of opportunity FTW.
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MagillaGorilla
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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Phychotron]
#5659240 - 05/22/06 05:27 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I would be completely oblivious to the fact, seeing as how I'm not at home... Though if I were there, I'd probably grab my bokken and break their knees - unless they had a gun, then I would help them go shopping.
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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: MagillaGorilla]
#5659249 - 05/22/06 05:43 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Beat some ass.
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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: MagillaGorilla]
#5659253 - 05/22/06 05:45 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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find the nearest weapon and get medieval on his ass.
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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Phychotron]
#5659265 - 05/22/06 05:57 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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shoot them
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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: goobler]
#5659269 - 05/22/06 05:59 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Id grab MY SAWED OFF AND THEYLL GET HAULED OFF AND ROLL IN A HEARSE AS I ROLL SOLO DIPPIN STRAPPED RAT TAT TAT TAT
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lIllIIIllIlIIlIlIIllIllIIl
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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Phychotron]
#5659275 - 05/22/06 06:05 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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If it was a chick I would try to blackmail her into giving me a blowjob.
If it was a guy I'd probably black out... dunno what would happen after that. Might kill him, might get my ass kicked.
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Phychotron
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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Phychotron]
#5659288 - 05/22/06 06:23 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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if you guys are gonna shoot em, make sure they are fully in your house... if they fall out yoru window from bieng shot, then they werent fully in your house and you can be in trouble for that... also, shoot them, then shoot into the celiing, so the nieghbors can claim they did infact hear your warning shot...
and i think you have to wait untll they lunge at you or something... so if your gonna shoot em, make sure you kill em, cause there are all kinds of stupid technicalities these days.. . throw a knife in the dead guys hand and say he started toward you...
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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Phychotron]
#5659345 - 05/22/06 07:26 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I live in Florida
hell I could shoot them on the street if I felt threatened
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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: goobler]
#5659347 - 05/22/06 07:28 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Actually... I changed my mind.
I'd grab a rifle and rob the fucking burgular... I need the money more than they do
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Trav
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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Phychotron]
#5659350 - 05/22/06 07:29 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I have no gun so I would have to stab, call the police, or hide in the pantry crying.
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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Trav]
#5659352 - 05/22/06 07:32 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I have a variety of weapons at my disposal, so it would depend on my mood
plus the gators are hungry in the lake
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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: goobler]
#5659356 - 05/22/06 07:36 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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shot, chopped, and fed to my pit bull. he needs a few bones to munch on anyways.
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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Trav]
#5659357 - 05/22/06 07:36 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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i'd probably hide in the pantry crying with my cat and my hard drive
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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: goobler]
#5659359 - 05/22/06 07:39 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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That's easy disposal for the bodies.
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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Trav]
#5659378 - 05/22/06 07:56 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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quite convenient
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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: goobler]
#5659423 - 05/22/06 08:39 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
goobler said: I live in Florida hell I could shoot them on the street if I felt threatened
thats the beauty of the south, yuo dont even really have to feel threatened, you just have to mention it
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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5659442 - 05/22/06 08:51 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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exactly
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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: goobler]
#5659453 - 05/22/06 08:55 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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I knew a guy that was aquitted on a battery charge because his 'victim' used fighting words
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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5659484 - 05/22/06 09:13 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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you really got to watch your inflection
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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: goobler]
#5659494 - 05/22/06 09:16 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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grinning can be percieved as a threat, "but your honor, he bared his teeth at me!"
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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: goobler]
#5659499 - 05/22/06 09:17 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
goobler said: I live in Florida
hell I could shoot them on the street if I felt threatened
Hell Yeah 
Sar-1 side folder AK and a HK USP .45 would be waiting for him
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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Prisoner#1]
#5659500 - 05/22/06 09:18 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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So if you see a bunch of teeth as your tv floats away into the night...
no... maybe I shouldn't continue that joke
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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Konnrade]
#5659531 - 05/22/06 09:30 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Konnrade]
#5659547 - 05/22/06 09:36 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Konnrade said: So if you see a bunch of teeth as your tv floats away into the night...
you say, "Drop it nigga!"
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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Dimmy]
#5659612 - 05/22/06 10:15 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Crook + Wood chipper = something new in the plant mulch.
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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Magash]
#5659629 - 05/22/06 10:26 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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freezt the body first, it works better
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danlennon3
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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: goobler]
#5659751 - 05/22/06 11:18 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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the best weapon i have is the metal bat i broke playing baseball... its now half a bat with jagged edges. now that can cause damage
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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: danlennon3]
#5659777 - 05/22/06 11:25 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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or I could go all Flowie on their ass
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KidgardFromSRQ
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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: goobler]
#5659860 - 05/22/06 11:49 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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id run to the closet, load a shell in the 16 gauge and be like, get on the floor. and the robber didnt, id shoot him in the hand.
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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: KidgardFromSRQ]
#5659872 - 05/22/06 11:56 AM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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LOL
shoot in hand with a 16 gauge
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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: goobler]
#5660015 - 05/22/06 12:40 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
goobler said: or I could go all Flowie on their ass
That looks pretty blunt.
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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Phychotron]
#5660216 - 05/22/06 01:37 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Phychotron said:
if you guys are gonna shoot em, make sure they are fully in your house... if they fall out yoru window from bieng shot, then they werent fully in your house and you can be in trouble for that... also, shoot them, then shoot into the celiing, so the nieghbors can claim they did infact hear your warning shot...
and i think you have to wait untll they lunge at you or something... so if your gonna shoot em, make sure you kill em, cause there are all kinds of stupid technicalities these days.. . throw a knife in the dead guys hand and say he started toward you...
thats because we live in Washington State...
if they fall outside your house in this State...
you better drag the body back into your house.
Or possibly face a murder charge!~
I swear this State sucks balls!~

tc
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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Roadkill]
#5660230 - 05/22/06 01:41 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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Probably wouldn't care that much, it's just a bunch of plastic and metal.
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Phychotron
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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Roadkill]
#5660423 - 05/22/06 02:27 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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it sucks for the mexican food, well, most food anyway.. i'm still looking for a good burrito..
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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Phychotron]
#5660564 - 05/22/06 02:57 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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shoot them than put some kind of weapon in there hand , than call the cops and say "someone broke into my house and had a weapon and they where going to kill me"
One of my dads friends had about four people brake into his house, he call the cops and said "I have them it gun point, ".They said "we can't do a than about it". He told tham "I just shot all of them" he was just shoting banks. There was so many cops out there in no time all over the place. They asked him, you said that you had shot them and you told me that you can't do anythan about it. The laws suck ass in nc
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Edited by Brainiac (05/22/06 02:58 PM)
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Phychotron
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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Brainiac]
#5660615 - 05/22/06 03:05 PM (17 years, 8 months ago) |
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i cant read that
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