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OfflinePhychotron
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if someone broke into your house right now
    #5659225 - 05/22/06 05:07 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

what would you do?

i'd like to think that at this point, i'd help them move some shit, tell them what they can and cannot have... i dont think i would even call the cops unless they took my computer.. i need to get rid of so much shit right now...


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Phychotron]
    #5659229 - 05/22/06 05:12 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Id shoot him and call the cops


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: BLAST_420]
    #5659235 - 05/22/06 05:21 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

actually if you read my other post you would know i am well prepared for this kind of situation :wink:


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Phychotron]
    #5659237 - 05/22/06 05:23 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I'd pick up the 12-pound hex dumbell that is by my bedroom door, head downstairs and crush some ribs.

Weapon of opportunity FTW.


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Phychotron]
    #5659240 - 05/22/06 05:27 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I would be completely oblivious to the fact, seeing as how I'm not at home...
Though if I were there, I'd probably grab my bokken and break their knees - unless they had a gun, then I would help them go shopping.


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: MagillaGorilla]
    #5659249 - 05/22/06 05:43 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Beat some ass.


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: MagillaGorilla]
    #5659253 - 05/22/06 05:45 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

find the nearest weapon and get medieval on his ass. :backstab:


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Phychotron]
    #5659265 - 05/22/06 05:57 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

shoot them


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: goobler]
    #5659269 - 05/22/06 05:59 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Id grab MY SAWED OFF AND THEYLL GET HAULED OFF AND ROLL IN A HEARSE AS I ROLL SOLO DIPPIN STRAPPED RAT TAT TAT TAT


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Phychotron]
    #5659275 - 05/22/06 06:05 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

If it was a chick I would try to blackmail her into giving me a blowjob.

If it was a guy I'd probably black out... dunno what would happen after that. Might kill him, might get my ass kicked.


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Phychotron]
    #5659288 - 05/22/06 06:23 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

if you guys are gonna shoot em, make sure they are fully in your house... if they fall out yoru window from bieng shot, then they werent fully in your house and you can be in trouble for that... also, shoot them, then shoot into the celiing, so the nieghbors can claim they did infact hear your warning shot...

and i think you have to wait untll they lunge at you or something... so if your gonna shoot em, make sure you kill em, cause there are all kinds of stupid technicalities these days.. . throw a knife in the dead guys hand and say he started toward you...


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Phychotron]
    #5659345 - 05/22/06 07:26 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I live in Florida

hell I could shoot them on the street if I felt threatened


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: goobler]
    #5659347 - 05/22/06 07:28 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Actually... I changed my mind.

I'd grab a rifle and rob the fucking burgular... I need the money more than they do :crazy:


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Phychotron]
    #5659350 - 05/22/06 07:29 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I have no gun so I would have to stab, call the police, or hide in the pantry crying.


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Trav]
    #5659352 - 05/22/06 07:32 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I have a variety of weapons at my disposal, so it would depend on my mood


plus the gators are hungry in the lake


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: goobler]
    #5659356 - 05/22/06 07:36 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

shot, chopped, and fed to my pit bull. he needs a few bones to munch on anyways.


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Trav]
    #5659357 - 05/22/06 07:36 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

i'd probably hide in the pantry crying with my cat and my hard drive


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: goobler]
    #5659359 - 05/22/06 07:39 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

That's easy disposal for the bodies.


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Trav]
    #5659378 - 05/22/06 07:56 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

quite convenient


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: goobler]
    #5659423 - 05/22/06 08:39 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

goobler said:
I live in Florida
hell I could shoot them on the street if I felt threatened




thats the beauty of the south, yuo dont even really have to feel threatened, you just have to mention it


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