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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5659442 - 05/22/06 08:51 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

exactly


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: goobler]
    #5659453 - 05/22/06 08:55 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I knew a guy that was aquitted on a battery charge because his 'victim' used fighting words


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5659484 - 05/22/06 09:13 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

you really got to watch your inflection


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: goobler]
    #5659494 - 05/22/06 09:16 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

grinning can be percieved as a threat, "but your honor, he bared his teeth at me!"


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: goobler]
    #5659499 - 05/22/06 09:17 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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I live in Florida

hell I could shoot them on the street if I felt threatened




Hell Yeah  :guns:

Sar-1 side folder AK and a HK USP .45 would be waiting for him


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #5659500 - 05/22/06 09:18 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

So if you see a bunch of teeth as your tv floats away into the night...

:lol: no... maybe I shouldn't continue that joke :tongue:


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Konnrade]
    #5659531 - 05/22/06 09:30 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

:yesnod:


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Konnrade]
    #5659547 - 05/22/06 09:36 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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So if you see a bunch of teeth as your tv floats away into the night...






you say, "Drop it nigga!"


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Dimmy]
    #5659612 - 05/22/06 10:15 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Crook + Wood chipper = something new in the plant mulch. :grin:


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Magash]
    #5659629 - 05/22/06 10:26 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

freezt the body first, it works better


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: goobler]
    #5659751 - 05/22/06 11:18 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

the best weapon i have is the metal bat i broke playing baseball... its now half a bat with jagged edges. now that can cause damage


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: danlennon3]
    #5659777 - 05/22/06 11:25 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

or I could go all Flowie on their ass


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: goobler]
    #5659860 - 05/22/06 11:49 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

id run to the closet, load a shell in the 16 gauge and be like, get on the floor. and the robber didnt, id shoot him in the hand.


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: KidgardFromSRQ]
    #5659872 - 05/22/06 11:56 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

LOL

shoot in hand with a 16 gauge


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: goobler]
    #5660015 - 05/22/06 12:40 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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or I could go all Flowie on their ass





That looks pretty blunt.


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Phychotron]
    #5660216 - 05/22/06 01:37 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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if you guys are gonna shoot em, make sure they are fully in your house... if they fall out yoru window from bieng shot, then they werent fully in your house and you can be in trouble for that...  also, shoot them, then shoot into the celiing, so the nieghbors can claim they did infact hear your warning shot... 

and i think you have to wait untll they lunge at you or something... so if your gonna shoot em, make sure you kill em, cause there are all kinds of stupid technicalities these days.. .  throw a knife in the dead guys hand and say he started toward you...




thats because we live in Washington State...

if they fall outside your house in this State...

you better drag the body back into your house.

Or possibly face a murder charge!~


I swear this State sucks balls!~

:crazy:


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Roadkill]
    #5660230 - 05/22/06 01:41 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Probably wouldn't care that much, it's just a bunch of plastic and metal.


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Roadkill]
    #5660423 - 05/22/06 02:27 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

it sucks for the mexican food, well, most food anyway.. i'm still looking for a good burrito..


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Phychotron]
    #5660564 - 05/22/06 02:57 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

shoot them than put some kind of weapon in there hand , than call the cops
and say "someone broke into my house and had a weapon and they where going to kill me"

One of my dads friends had about four people brake into
his house, he call the cops and said "I have them it gun point, ".They said "we can't do a than about it". He told tham "I just shot all of them"
he was just shoting banks. There was so many cops out there in no time all over the place. They asked him, you said that you had shot them and you told me that you can't do anythan about it.
The laws suck ass in nc


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Re: if someone broke into your house right now [Re: Brainiac]
    #5660615 - 05/22/06 03:05 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

i cant read that


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