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A Virgin's Plea
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As men, it is our duty to help this guy out. He needs 5 million views on this webpage. If not he'll die a virgin.

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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: InTheFlesh714]
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Wow. I'll bet this guy isn't a virgin at all. He probably made up a hard luck story in order to get laid.

Great idea though.

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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: InTheFlesh714]
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if you want to click refresh a couple million times, you can get to 5 mil


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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: danlennon3]
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danlennon3 said:
if you want to click refresh a couple million times, you can get to 5 mil


WRONG! The website tracks your IP. At first he found out people were doing that. So he made it so it only tracks his IP. I dont think hes a virgin either, but hey why not spread the word hehe

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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: InTheFlesh714]
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20$ says this guy doesn't even have the balls to hit it EVEN IF he hits 5 million..


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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: InTheFlesh714]
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theres more than enough people going into that site... everytime i refresh theres like 5 more hits... he will be fine


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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: danlennon3]
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i wonder who is hosting that site, i would shut it down once it hits 4.999.000

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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: InTheFlesh714]
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I'd hit her. She's hot.

Him... he's a douche. But I bet the douche's gotten some tang before so fuck him. I already clicked on the page to check things out but oh well.


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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: InTheFlesh714]
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InTheFlesh714 said:
i wonder who is hosting that site, i would shut it down once it hits 4.999.000


World's greatest cockblock!

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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: browndustin]
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shes way too hot to fuck that guy, what he should do is film it, and we can laugh at his goofy ass

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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: InTheFlesh714]
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InTheFlesh714 said:
shes way too hot to fuck that guy, what he should do is film it, and we can laugh at his goofy ass


Hey,I'm all about fat dudes banging hot chicks way out of their league.

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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: danlennon3]
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that sites made to make money...  :ooo:

Edited by pH_ (05/16/06 02:38 PM)

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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: InTheFlesh714]
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I'm dying a virgin; suck it up

Wait

Nevermind, I fucked a dude


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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: pH_]
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pH_ said:
that sites made to make money...  :ooo:


Yep.

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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: RandalFlagg]
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hes gettin a lot of publicity, heh

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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: InTheFlesh714]
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It would be pretty funny if his 1st girl turned out to be a tranny with a horse dick.


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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: InTheFlesh714]
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He loves the cack.


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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: InTheFlesh714]
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damn, no sex and he's 25?

and I thought I had it bad

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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: RandalFlagg]
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RandalFlagg said:
Wow. I'll bet this guy isn't a virgin at all. He probably made up a hard luck story in order to get laid.

Great idea though.


Heh... Not even his idea, really.. I remember like a month ago there was a very similar site put up by a guy who was trying to get his girl to do a 3-way.


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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: Birds_Can_Swim]
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Birds_Can_Swim said:
I'm dying a virgin; suck it up

Wait

Nevermind, I fucked a dude



:blush:


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