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A Virgin's Plea
    #5637624 - 05/16/06 01:53 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

As men, it is our duty to help this guy out. He needs 5 million views on this webpage. If not he'll die a virgin.


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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: InTheFlesh714]
    #5637636 - 05/16/06 01:56 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Wow. I'll bet this guy isn't a virgin at all. He probably made up a hard luck story in order to get laid.

Great idea though.


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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: InTheFlesh714]
    #5637642 - 05/16/06 01:57 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

if you want to click refresh a couple million times, you can get to 5 mil


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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: danlennon3]
    #5637649 - 05/16/06 02:01 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

danlennon3 said:
if you want to click refresh a couple million times, you can get to 5 mil




WRONG! The website tracks your IP. At first he found out people were doing that. So he made it so it only tracks his IP. I dont think hes a virgin either, but hey why not spread the word hehe


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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: InTheFlesh714]
    #5637704 - 05/16/06 02:12 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

20$ says this guy doesn't even have the balls to hit it EVEN IF he hits 5 million..


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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: InTheFlesh714]
    #5637705 - 05/16/06 02:13 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

theres more than enough people going into that site... everytime i refresh theres like 5 more hits... he will be fine


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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: danlennon3]
    #5637720 - 05/16/06 02:18 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

i wonder who is hosting that site, i would shut it down once it hits 4.999.000


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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: InTheFlesh714]
    #5637742 - 05/16/06 02:22 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I'd hit her. She's hot.

Him... he's a douche. But I bet the douche's gotten some tang before so fuck him. I already clicked on the page to check things out but oh well.


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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: InTheFlesh714]
    #5637750 - 05/16/06 02:24 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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i wonder who is hosting that site, i would shut it down once it hits 4.999.000




World's greatest cockblock!


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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: browndustin]
    #5637753 - 05/16/06 02:25 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

shes way too hot to fuck that guy, what he should do is film it, and we can laugh at his goofy ass


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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: InTheFlesh714]
    #5637797 - 05/16/06 02:36 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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InTheFlesh714 said:
shes way too hot to fuck that guy, what he should do is film it, and we can laugh at his goofy ass




Hey,I'm all about fat dudes banging hot chicks way out of their league.


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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: danlennon3]
    #5637804 - 05/16/06 02:37 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

that sites made to make money...  :ooo:


Edited by pH_ (05/16/06 02:38 PM)


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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: InTheFlesh714]
    #5637811 - 05/16/06 02:38 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I'm dying a virgin; suck it up

Wait

Nevermind, I fucked a dude


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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: pH_]
    #5637815 - 05/16/06 02:38 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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that sites made to make money...  :ooo:




Yep.


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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5637902 - 05/16/06 02:58 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

hes gettin a lot of publicity, heh


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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: InTheFlesh714]
    #5637906 - 05/16/06 02:59 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

It would be pretty funny if his 1st girl turned out to be a tranny with a horse dick.


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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: InTheFlesh714]
    #5637989 - 05/16/06 03:19 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

He loves the cack.


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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: InTheFlesh714]
    #5638159 - 05/16/06 04:00 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

damn, no sex and he's 25?

and I thought I had it bad


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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: RandalFlagg]
    #5638744 - 05/16/06 06:22 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

RandalFlagg said:
Wow. I'll bet this guy isn't a virgin at all. He probably made up a hard luck story in order to get laid.

Great idea though.




Heh... Not even his idea, really.. I remember like a month ago there was a very similar site put up by a guy who was trying to get his girl to do a 3-way.


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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: Birds_Can_Swim]
    #5638775 - 05/16/06 06:28 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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I'm dying a virgin; suck it up

Wait

Nevermind, I fucked a dude





:blush:


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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: eligal]
    #5638809 - 05/16/06 06:36 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Weird enough, i cant see the pic of the girl. It doesnt load for me on the website. Can anyone link it?


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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: DoctorJ]
    #5638816 - 05/16/06 06:37 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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damn, no sex and he's 25?

and I thought I had it bad




Seriously. I feel like the fuckin MAN now.


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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: InTheFlesh714]
    #5638823 - 05/16/06 06:39 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

When I was your age we didn't have the internet. When we were sixteen and horny we got laid the old fasioned way. WE EARNED IT.

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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: monamine]
    #5638852 - 05/16/06 06:46 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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Quote:

DoctorJ said:
damn, no sex and he's 25? 

and I thought I had it bad




Seriously. I feel like the fuckin MAN now.




haha me too...

i should make a bet with my friend... i was just about to wank befor a go to sleep and thought "i need a BJ!" befor i saw this thread :smirk: (last time i got a BJ i was three years old!  :blush: )


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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: Simisu]
    #5638912 - 05/16/06 06:58 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Whats happen to booze and drugs to get some. :grin:


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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: KaptKid]
    #5638941 - 05/16/06 07:04 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

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Whats happen to booze and drugs to get some. :grin:


:sun:




Fuckin kids these days.


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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: RuNE]
    #5638982 - 05/16/06 07:14 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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RuNE said:
Weird enough, i cant see the pic of the girl. It doesnt load for me on the website. Can anyone link it?




yea, i cant either. Can someone please post a pic of the girl.


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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: d33p]
    #5639349 - 05/16/06 08:39 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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d33p said:
Quote:

RuNE said:
Weird enough, i cant see the pic of the girl. It doesnt load for me on the website. Can anyone link it?




yea, i cant either. Can someone please post a pic of the girl.



me neither, maybe this site doesn't work on Firefox or something..


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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: cybrbeast]
    #5639361 - 05/16/06 08:41 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

I think maybe it's because we might have already viewed the page.

Perhaps it is to do with firefox, cookies, etc..

Someone post the pic though.


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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: browndustin]
    #5639810 - 05/16/06 10:09 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

well i was your reading guys posts thinking to myself "i have firefox, something else is wrong" well i just went avirginsplea to get the picture and theres not even one picture there. i dunno what happened.


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    #5640989 - 05/17/06 06:58 AM (17 years, 8 months ago)

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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: blink]
    #5641760 - 05/17/06 12:27 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Go look at the site now.


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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: Cubanaso]
    #5641771 - 05/17/06 12:31 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

i'm not at all surprised :smirk:

(nice avatar Cubanaso!)


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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: InTheFlesh714]
    #5641784 - 05/17/06 12:35 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Check the website now.


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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: Herbus]
    #5641891 - 05/17/06 01:20 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

Nothing there anymore!


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Re: A Virgin's Plea [Re: hybridphil]
    #5643762 - 05/17/06 09:18 PM (17 years, 8 months ago)

ahh poop


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