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OneMoreRobot3021


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OMGWTFBBQ
#5451323 - 03/28/06 01:24 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Is internet lingo widespread enough that a good BBQ joint named OMGWTFBBQ would actually do well? Or would the name make it tank?
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unbeliever
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OneMoreRobot3021 said: Is internet lingo widespread enough that a good BBQ joint named OMGWTFBBQ would actually do well? Or would the name make it tank?
I'd go. You'd have to have a sign by the line at the register that said, "OMGWTFBBQUEUE" though.
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OneMoreRobot3021


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NICE.
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THE KRAT BARON
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I don't know but the response of the elderly to the name would be "what the fuck" is that? 
It's actually pretty catchy.
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OneMoreRobot3021


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It would obviously not be very kidfriendly, because the waitresses wouldn't pronounce the letters, they'd say 'Welcome to ohmigodwhatthefuckbarbecue!' and shake their humongous tatas, with the frosty hard nipples and all.
Er...
Yeah!
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OneMoreRobot3021 said: It would obviously not be very kidfriendly, because the waitresses wouldn't pronounce the letters, they'd say 'Welcome to ohmigodwhatthefuckbarbecue!' and shake their humongous tatas, with the frosty hard nipples and all.
Er...
Yeah!
Humongous tatas? Hard nipples? I'm definitely there!
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OneMoreRobot3021


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This restaurant would be a cross between the wild west, Hooters, and the Shroomery.
I'll call it The Wild Hootery.
No, no! I'll call it OMGWTFBBQ!
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THE KRAT BARON
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Sounds good to me. A pork bbq, beer, tits, and ass. I'm definitely there also.
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The Wild Hootery could be the bar.
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OneMoreRobot3021


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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: daimyo]
#5451401 - 03/28/06 01:51 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Good call, and we'd have a real live owl mascot. Shit's coming together, keep brainstorming my sweet bitches!
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THE KRAT BARON
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OneMoreRobot3021 said: This restaurant would be a cross between the wild west, Hooters, and the Shroomery.
With a thick layer of bbq on top to give it flavor.
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You could sell bbq flavored cigarette paper.
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THE KRAT BARON
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You could go for the 21+ age limit. Topless waitresses and alcohol. Waitresses that will sit down on your lap to take your order with their titties all pressed up in your face. Then come back with your food, plop back down, and salt + pepper it.
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"You can STFU in style, by jamming a rack of OMGWTFBBQ ribs into your word hole! All naturally flavored, the OMGWTFBBQ is all the acronym, with none of the saccharin!"
That'd sound good as a radio ad
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OneMoreRobot3021


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God damn you guys are brilliant.
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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: Boom]
#5451439 - 03/28/06 02:05 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Booooom said: "You can STFU in style, by jamming a rack of OMGWTFBBQ ribs into your word hole! All naturally flavored, the OMGWTFBBQ is all the acronym, with none of the saccharin!"
That'd sound good as a radio ad

Bravo good sir, that is a great ad for radio 
OMR, great idea, I would so go to a place called OMGWTFBBQ
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THE KRAT BARON
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Think of the sales you'd do with topless waitresses. All up on your lap, titties in your face, batting their eyes. Now I'm not one to go for desert, however in that circumstance, "yeah sweetheart bring me an extra thick vanilla milkshake and could you sit here and hold that for me while I drink it nice and slow."
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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: Boom]
#5451536 - 03/28/06 02:36 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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If i heard that on the radio or TV i'd be there in a SECOND!
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This restaurant would be a cross between the wild west, Hooters, and the Shroomery.
With a thick layer of bbq on top to give it flavor. Topless waitresses and alcohol. Waitresses that will sit down on your lap to take your order with their titties all pressed up in your face.
it's coming together. let's go, OMGWTFBBQ! . .
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dblaney
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That's a damn fine idea. I'd have two bars on each end of the room, one an internet enabled computer bar, and the other an alcohol/hookah bar, with tables in the middle for wings, beer, and roller skating waitresses.

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