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Tattoo
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call it the "OMGWTF-BBQ", keep the dash, that way if anyone doesn't get the reference the BBQ is easy enough to spot and customers would know what to expect. Getting the most customers possible...
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Tattoo
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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: Tattoo]
#5451586 - 03/28/06 02:48 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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or color BBQ text differently from the main OMGWTF, that would achieve the same purpose
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OneMoreRobot3021


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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: Tattoo]
#5451598 - 03/28/06 02:50 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I like the second idea better. Blazing blue OMGWTF and then flaming red letters making BBQ
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Tattoo
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you got it slick
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Boom
just a tester

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You will need a shady fat dude that sits in the back in a dimly lit room with one bare light bulb swaying from the ceiling. This man is responsible for distributing illegal substances that certain guests may desire. He is an extremely necessary element to your success.
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RuNE
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lol. I'd go to NY for that!
It would give JackAsstors a run for its money. 
KTHXICECRMBAI for the end of the meal.
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THE KRAT BARON
one-eyed willie
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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: Boom]
#5451631 - 03/28/06 02:59 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Booooom said: You will need a shady fat Italian dude wearing a black suit with white on white that sits in the back in a dimly lit room with one bare light bulb swaying from the ceiling. This man is responsible for distributing illegal substances that certain guests may desire. He is an extremely necessary element to your success.
Indeed.
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
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Boom
just a tester

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How bout that episode the other night huh?
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Pirate_Patrick
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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: Boom]
#5451670 - 03/28/06 03:09 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Ok lets work on menu items.
OMG WINGS LOL RIBS WTF PORK SANDWICHES LAWL BEER(house brew)
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mndfreeze 
Shroomery Secret Service



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I would conspire to burn such a named place down to the ground.
Also, I will PK you in all the MMO's.
;(
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Tattoo
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ROFL Kaboom-
or alternatly
ROFLMFAO- Vegetarian Kaboom
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TM
The Mind, The Many, The Music.



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Phone your order in ahead of time. Just call OMG-WTF-BBQ1
'RING, RING' "Oh My God! What The Fuck?! Barbeque! May I take your order?"
"Yes you may! I'll have two orders of ROFL Pig's Feet, one STFU Fried Peanut Butter and Banana Sammich, two Racks of LOL Tickle My Ribs, and one LMAO Sundae with some DBK fudge sauce."
"Certainly, sir! Would you like some OMG Wings with that?"
"No thanks, my BF can't handle those."
"Your name please?"
"PLUR,LOL"
"Okay, sir, it'll be ready in our QUEUE in 10 minutes. Thanks for calling Oh My God! What The Fuck?! Barbeque!"
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"Have some congratulatory drugs." - C. Montgomery Burns I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. TMâ„¢
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Yarry
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if people start badmouthing the place, and saying its innappropriate etc, just turn to them with a quizical look on your face and say
O RLY?
-------------------- Grumpy Old Man.
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OneMoreRobot3021


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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: Yarry]
#5451792 - 03/28/06 03:51 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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O RLY? Please STFU and get out.
"What? Are you serious?"
YA RLY!!!!!!!!!
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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shirley knott
not my real name

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delivery could be by a choice of lolsroyce, roflcopter or wtfplane


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Redstorm
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You'll ned to decorate the place with enormous statues of Goatse and Tubgirl.
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drtyfrnk
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Here you are OMR, the best of the best commercials, made by DRTYFRNK.
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daimyo
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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: Redstorm]
#5451885 - 03/28/06 04:20 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Live showings of*
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Redstorm
Prince of Bugs



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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: daimyo]
#5451890 - 03/28/06 04:21 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
daimyo said: Live showings of*

Instead of karaoke, there will be live impersonations of internet celebrities for cash prizes.
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OneMoreRobot3021


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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: drtyfrnk]
#5451891 - 03/28/06 04:21 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I love the red eyes on the guy who is apparently me.
Redstorm: I'm actually pretty serious about OMGWTFBBQ - it could make it!
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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