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Tattoo
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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: Yarry]
#5452343 - 03/28/06 06:13 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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MrSinister
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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: Tattoo] 1
#5454438 - 03/29/06 09:39 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I have a commercial idea for this place.. I hope you all like it..
Ok imagine if you will three guys sitting in a room, all on computers. Three average collage types. You know what i mean. It's 12 am.
Larry: Boy it's been a long night of talking to models, and hot women. I am pretty tired from all that hot talking.. You guys know that was really Kate Moss, and she wants the old Larrster to be her sex puppet..
Dexter: ROFL that was not her. She was talking to me, and says she wants me to meet her in the back of the 7-11 tonight.
Larry: rofffllllzz, you wish man. Kate says she wants me..
: Skip stands up and stretches:
Skip: Well guys i will ttyl, i am off to get m.e.o..
Dexter: You got the 411, on anything good?
Skip: Yea i heard about this really cool new place, that has a really groovy kind of name.. OMGWTF-BBQ.]
Dexter: WTF? Why haven't i ever heard of this place?
Larry: OMFG, i haven't ether.
Skip: Well come on, this sounds like the place for us. Lets get on down to the love wagon, and off we go..
:: They walk outside to Skips 1990 Geo metro, and off they go.. ::
::: Skip to them walking into the door of the OMGWTF-BBQ, and the song Lap Dance by N.E.R.D playing::
Skip: ( eyes wide open) Ummmmmmmm.. Is she like, ummm naked. OMG,TITS!.
Larry: ( just standing there stunned) Dexter: My sister doesn't look like that when i peek at her in the shower... WTF!:: Doors close::1 hr we pan to the boys dancing around with girls eating BBQ, and pouring sauce on them selves... The camera pans and they give it a thumbs up.. OMGWTF BBQ... It just Is.. Just an idea that this would be the commercial I'd want to see..
Edited by MrSinister (03/29/06 09:47 AM)
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THE KRAT BARON
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That's some funny shit.
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daimyo
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I like it!
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THE KRAT BARON
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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: daimyo]
#5454800 - 03/29/06 11:27 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yeah I just heard that song by NERD and it fits in beautifully.
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
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Psychoslut
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Quit trying to front, you are from new york city, you couldn't even make good BBQ.
For the best BBQ go to Memphis Tennessee and have a 300 pound black man cook you some shit up. I'm telling you them dudes are the funniest people ever to listen to talk, and on top of that you get to tear up the best BBQ in the w3RD.
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[quote]KristiMidocean said: Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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Like I said earlier in this thread somewhere...I'm just looking to start the business, and find investors. I don't want to have shit to do with the food itself.
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Psychoslut
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You need to find ALL your employees on monster.com make sure they are from memphis, at least 300 pounds and black. White boys cant make bbq, lol.
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[quote]KristiMidocean said: Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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daimyo
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Nobody wants to eat where fatties are sweating all over their food.
Racist comments in the Pub aren't welcome. You know that. Easy to understand. Easy to follow.
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Edited by OneMoreRobot3021 (03/29/06 12:28 PM)
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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: daimyo]
#5454995 - 03/29/06 12:30 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Edited by OneMoreRobot3021 (03/29/06 12:31 PM)
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Psychoslut
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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: daimyo]
#5455006 - 03/29/06 12:33 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
daimyo said: Nobody wants to eat where fatties are sweating all over their food.
Racist comments in the Pub aren't welcome. You know that. Easy to understand. Easy to follow.
racist nazi, i said white boys cant make bbq hows come im not getting scolded?
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[quote]KristiMidocean said: Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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Psychoslut
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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: daimyo]
#5455012 - 03/29/06 12:34 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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They eat so much bbq that there sweat is like bbq sauce concentrate, it makes it better.
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[quote]KristiMidocean said: Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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OneMoreRobot3021


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Quote:
Psychoslut said:
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daimyo said: Nobody wants to eat where fatties are sweating all over their food.
Racist comments in the Pub aren't welcome. You know that. Easy to understand. Easy to follow.
racist nazi, i said white boys cant make bbq hows come im not getting scolded?
Because I use subjectivity in my duties as a mod. If you want to talk about that feel free to PM me...meanwhile no reason to put a funny thread to death by derailment.
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Psychoslut
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This is a great idea, i could come up with allot of things you could do to attract people.
You could have the building 2 parts, one part of adults and coolege kids, the other part a family setting.
Of course the adult part will have alcohol, naked women letting you sample the sauce of there tits.
The family part can have a play pen, and a big screen tv.
Then you can put on promotions like whoever beer bongs the most bbq sauce gets 3 free sammiches. But anyways bbqbeerandboobs is all a man needs to live so maybe you need to set up some hotel rooms in there too.
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[quote]KristiMidocean said: Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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Quote:
Psychoslut said: Then you can put on promotions like whoever beer bongs the most bbq sauce gets 3 free sammiches.

I like it!
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Psychoslut
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I could build a nice looking place for cheap using galvanized sheet metal, them buildings are cool.
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[quote]KristiMidocean said: Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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shirley knott
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we could build the place from scratch on a plot of land - then we could choose the shape. since the OMGWTFBBQ is turning out to be a breasts-themed diner, how about a big pink building in the shape of a large pair of breasts?
classy 
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/240934/2/istockphoto_240934_breast_building.jpg
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Edited by shirley knott (03/29/06 02:36 PM)
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I tend to agree with you...
I have several black friends that own BBQ businesses... and no one can BBQ like them!~
and that isn't a racial remark.
BBQ'ing is a ART.
One of the best premade BBQ sauces on the market...
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wery67564
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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: Roadkill]
#5455353 - 03/29/06 02:09 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Ok, this sounds cool..but one thing...gotta have BBQ tofu...please...
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