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OMGWTFBBQ
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Is internet lingo widespread enough that a good BBQ joint named OMGWTFBBQ would actually do well? Or would the name make it tank?
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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OneMoreRobot3021 said: Is internet lingo widespread enough that a good BBQ joint named OMGWTFBBQ would actually do well? Or would the name make it tank?
I'd go. You'd have to have a sign by the line at the register that said, "OMGWTFBBQUEUE" though.
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NICE.
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I don't know but the response of the elderly to the name would be "what the fuck" is that? 
It's actually pretty catchy.
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It would obviously not be very kidfriendly, because the waitresses wouldn't pronounce the letters, they'd say 'Welcome to ohmigodwhatthefuckbarbecue!' and shake their humongous tatas, with the frosty hard nipples and all.
Er...
Yeah!
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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OneMoreRobot3021 said: It would obviously not be very kidfriendly, because the waitresses wouldn't pronounce the letters, they'd say 'Welcome to ohmigodwhatthefuckbarbecue!' and shake their humongous tatas, with the frosty hard nipples and all.
Er...
Yeah!
Humongous tatas? Hard nipples? I'm definitely there!
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This restaurant would be a cross between the wild west, Hooters, and the Shroomery.
I'll call it The Wild Hootery.
No, no! I'll call it OMGWTFBBQ!
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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THE KRAT BARON
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Sounds good to me. A pork bbq, beer, tits, and ass. I'm definitely there also.
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The Wild Hootery could be the bar.
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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: daimyo]
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Good call, and we'd have a real live owl mascot. Shit's coming together, keep brainstorming my sweet bitches!
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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THE KRAT BARON
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OneMoreRobot3021 said: This restaurant would be a cross between the wild west, Hooters, and the Shroomery.
With a thick layer of bbq on top to give it flavor.
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You could sell bbq flavored cigarette paper.
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THE KRAT BARON
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You could go for the 21+ age limit. Topless waitresses and alcohol. Waitresses that will sit down on your lap to take your order with their titties all pressed up in your face. Then come back with your food, plop back down, and salt + pepper it.
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"You can STFU in style, by jamming a rack of OMGWTFBBQ ribs into your word hole! All naturally flavored, the OMGWTFBBQ is all the acronym, with none of the saccharin!"
That'd sound good as a radio ad
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God damn you guys are brilliant.
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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: Boom]
#5451439 - 03/28/06 02:05 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Booooom said: "You can STFU in style, by jamming a rack of OMGWTFBBQ ribs into your word hole! All naturally flavored, the OMGWTFBBQ is all the acronym, with none of the saccharin!"
That'd sound good as a radio ad

Bravo good sir, that is a great ad for radio 
OMR, great idea, I would so go to a place called OMGWTFBBQ
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THE KRAT BARON
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Think of the sales you'd do with topless waitresses. All up on your lap, titties in your face, batting their eyes. Now I'm not one to go for desert, however in that circumstance, "yeah sweetheart bring me an extra thick vanilla milkshake and could you sit here and hold that for me while I drink it nice and slow."
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: Boom]
#5451536 - 03/28/06 02:36 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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If i heard that on the radio or TV i'd be there in a SECOND!
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shirley knott
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This restaurant would be a cross between the wild west, Hooters, and the Shroomery.
With a thick layer of bbq on top to give it flavor. Topless waitresses and alcohol. Waitresses that will sit down on your lap to take your order with their titties all pressed up in your face.
it's coming together. let's go, OMGWTFBBQ! . .
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dblaney
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That's a damn fine idea. I'd have two bars on each end of the room, one an internet enabled computer bar, and the other an alcohol/hookah bar, with tables in the middle for wings, beer, and roller skating waitresses.

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call it the "OMGWTF-BBQ", keep the dash, that way if anyone doesn't get the reference the BBQ is easy enough to spot and customers would know what to expect. Getting the most customers possible...
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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: Tattoo]
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or color BBQ text differently from the main OMGWTF, that would achieve the same purpose
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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: Tattoo]
#5451598 - 03/28/06 02:50 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I like the second idea better. Blazing blue OMGWTF and then flaming red letters making BBQ
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you got it slick
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Boom
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You will need a shady fat dude that sits in the back in a dimly lit room with one bare light bulb swaying from the ceiling. This man is responsible for distributing illegal substances that certain guests may desire. He is an extremely necessary element to your success.
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lol. I'd go to NY for that!
It would give JackAsstors a run for its money. 
KTHXICECRMBAI for the end of the meal.
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THE KRAT BARON
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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: Boom]
#5451631 - 03/28/06 02:59 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Booooom said: You will need a shady fat Italian dude wearing a black suit with white on white that sits in the back in a dimly lit room with one bare light bulb swaying from the ceiling. This man is responsible for distributing illegal substances that certain guests may desire. He is an extremely necessary element to your success.
Indeed.
-------------------- m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.
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Boom
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How bout that episode the other night huh?
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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: Boom]
#5451670 - 03/28/06 03:09 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Ok lets work on menu items.
OMG WINGS LOL RIBS WTF PORK SANDWICHES LAWL BEER(house brew)
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I would conspire to burn such a named place down to the ground.
Also, I will PK you in all the MMO's.
;(
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ROFL Kaboom-
or alternatly
ROFLMFAO- Vegetarian Kaboom
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Phone your order in ahead of time. Just call OMG-WTF-BBQ1
'RING, RING' "Oh My God! What The Fuck?! Barbeque! May I take your order?"
"Yes you may! I'll have two orders of ROFL Pig's Feet, one STFU Fried Peanut Butter and Banana Sammich, two Racks of LOL Tickle My Ribs, and one LMAO Sundae with some DBK fudge sauce."
"Certainly, sir! Would you like some OMG Wings with that?"
"No thanks, my BF can't handle those."
"Your name please?"
"PLUR,LOL"
"Okay, sir, it'll be ready in our QUEUE in 10 minutes. Thanks for calling Oh My God! What The Fuck?! Barbeque!"
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if people start badmouthing the place, and saying its innappropriate etc, just turn to them with a quizical look on your face and say
O RLY?
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OneMoreRobot3021


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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: Yarry]
#5451792 - 03/28/06 03:51 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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O RLY? Please STFU and get out.
"What? Are you serious?"
YA RLY!!!!!!!!!
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delivery could be by a choice of lolsroyce, roflcopter or wtfplane


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You'll ned to decorate the place with enormous statues of Goatse and Tubgirl.
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Here you are OMR, the best of the best commercials, made by DRTYFRNK.
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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: Redstorm]
#5451885 - 03/28/06 04:20 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Live showings of*
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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: daimyo]
#5451890 - 03/28/06 04:21 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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daimyo said: Live showings of*

Instead of karaoke, there will be live impersonations of internet celebrities for cash prizes.
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OneMoreRobot3021


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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: drtyfrnk]
#5451891 - 03/28/06 04:21 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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I love the red eyes on the guy who is apparently me.
Redstorm: I'm actually pretty serious about OMGWTFBBQ - it could make it!
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Of course it will work, as long as it has anything to do with money. You're a jew!
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OneMoreRobot3021


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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: Redstorm]
#5451896 - 03/28/06 04:23 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Pennies turn to gold bullion in my hands!
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If you build it, they will cum.
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I'll take one lmfao 1 lb. burger with cheese,
an order of lolzz fries,
an order of OMG onion rings,
an order of rofl deep fried mushrooms,
and thick STFU chocolate shake.
that should give me another heart attack!~
-------------------- Laterz, Road Who the hell you callin crazy? You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating froot loops on your front porch! Brainiac said: PM the names with on there names, that means they have mushrooms for sale.
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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: Roadkill]
#5451909 - 03/28/06 04:25 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Try our new ROFL Magic Mushroom - One bite, and you'll never be the same! (Disclaimer: OMGWTFBBQ not responsible for loss of sanity.)
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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This would have to be an east coast operation. Your west coast sister corporation could be OMGLIKEHELLABBQ or something.
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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: daimyo]
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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: daimyo]
#5452032 - 03/28/06 04:54 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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OMGWTFBBQ WEST COAST: DONT MISS SUNDAY BUFFET, CRIPS GET HALF OFF
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unbeliever
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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: Tattoo]
#5452040 - 03/28/06 04:55 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Okay so who's the lurking millionaire who's gonna realize this goldmine?
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goobler
duh
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That sounds too long of an abreviation, younger people might like it, but I am not sure about anyone that is too old, I don't think they would like it too much.
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I'm filling for incorporation and trademarking tomorrow. BYEBYEOMRSDREAMS.com
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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: daimyo]
#5452066 - 03/28/06 05:02 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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and all the beers would have to be IPA's... jus to stick with the acronym feature
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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: Skunk420]
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skunk78395 said: That sounds too long of an abreviation, younger people might like it, but I am not sure about anyone that is too old, I don't think they would like it too much.
They can take their Wheel of Fortune lovin asses elsewhere then, I want young blood!
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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True! the older people in the world need to get with the modern times, force them to get used to it.
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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: Yarry]
#5452078 - 03/28/06 05:05 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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Yarry said: and all the beers would have to be IPA's... jus to stick with the acronym feature
Whenever something new needs to be added to the menu, just open a can of alphabet soup and dump it on the counter.
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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: daimyo]
#5452107 - 03/28/06 05:15 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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what if it spelt out NIGGERPLEASE?
Would that be our fried chicken?
j/k
O RLY? YA RLY
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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: Yarry]
#5452117 - 03/28/06 05:18 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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WBCOLA:
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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: daimyo]
#5452131 - 03/28/06 05:21 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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young people dont have money tho- so I guess that takes care of the giftshop
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Yarry
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IMHO OMGWTFBBQ = A OK
that could be a slogan for bumper stickers
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Tattoo
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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: Yarry]
#5452343 - 03/28/06 06:13 PM (17 years, 10 months ago) |
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MrSinister
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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: Tattoo] 1
#5454438 - 03/29/06 09:39 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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I have a commercial idea for this place.. I hope you all like it..
Ok imagine if you will three guys sitting in a room, all on computers. Three average collage types. You know what i mean. It's 12 am.
Larry: Boy it's been a long night of talking to models, and hot women. I am pretty tired from all that hot talking.. You guys know that was really Kate Moss, and she wants the old Larrster to be her sex puppet..
Dexter: ROFL that was not her. She was talking to me, and says she wants me to meet her in the back of the 7-11 tonight.
Larry: rofffllllzz, you wish man. Kate says she wants me..
: Skip stands up and stretches:
Skip: Well guys i will ttyl, i am off to get m.e.o..
Dexter: You got the 411, on anything good?
Skip: Yea i heard about this really cool new place, that has a really groovy kind of name.. OMGWTF-BBQ.]
Dexter: WTF? Why haven't i ever heard of this place?
Larry: OMFG, i haven't ether.
Skip: Well come on, this sounds like the place for us. Lets get on down to the love wagon, and off we go..
:: They walk outside to Skips 1990 Geo metro, and off they go.. ::
::: Skip to them walking into the door of the OMGWTF-BBQ, and the song Lap Dance by N.E.R.D playing::
Skip: ( eyes wide open) Ummmmmmmm.. Is she like, ummm naked. OMG,TITS!.
Larry: ( just standing there stunned) Dexter: My sister doesn't look like that when i peek at her in the shower... WTF!:: Doors close::1 hr we pan to the boys dancing around with girls eating BBQ, and pouring sauce on them selves... The camera pans and they give it a thumbs up.. OMGWTF BBQ... It just Is.. Just an idea that this would be the commercial I'd want to see..
Edited by MrSinister (03/29/06 09:47 AM)
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THE KRAT BARON
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That's some funny shit.
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I like it!
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THE KRAT BARON
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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: daimyo]
#5454800 - 03/29/06 11:27 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yeah I just heard that song by NERD and it fits in beautifully.
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Psychoslut
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Quit trying to front, you are from new york city, you couldn't even make good BBQ.
For the best BBQ go to Memphis Tennessee and have a 300 pound black man cook you some shit up. I'm telling you them dudes are the funniest people ever to listen to talk, and on top of that you get to tear up the best BBQ in the w3RD.
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[quote]KristiMidocean said: Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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Like I said earlier in this thread somewhere...I'm just looking to start the business, and find investors. I don't want to have shit to do with the food itself.
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Psychoslut
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You need to find ALL your employees on monster.com make sure they are from memphis, at least 300 pounds and black. White boys cant make bbq, lol.
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[quote]KristiMidocean said: Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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daimyo
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Nobody wants to eat where fatties are sweating all over their food.
Racist comments in the Pub aren't welcome. You know that. Easy to understand. Easy to follow.
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Edited by OneMoreRobot3021 (03/29/06 12:28 PM)
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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: daimyo]
#5454995 - 03/29/06 12:30 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Edited by OneMoreRobot3021 (03/29/06 12:31 PM)
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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: daimyo]
#5455006 - 03/29/06 12:33 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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daimyo said: Nobody wants to eat where fatties are sweating all over their food.
Racist comments in the Pub aren't welcome. You know that. Easy to understand. Easy to follow.
racist nazi, i said white boys cant make bbq hows come im not getting scolded?
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[quote]KristiMidocean said: Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: daimyo]
#5455012 - 03/29/06 12:34 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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They eat so much bbq that there sweat is like bbq sauce concentrate, it makes it better.
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[quote]KristiMidocean said: Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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Quote:
Psychoslut said:
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daimyo said: Nobody wants to eat where fatties are sweating all over their food.
Racist comments in the Pub aren't welcome. You know that. Easy to understand. Easy to follow.
racist nazi, i said white boys cant make bbq hows come im not getting scolded?
Because I use subjectivity in my duties as a mod. If you want to talk about that feel free to PM me...meanwhile no reason to put a funny thread to death by derailment.
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Psychoslut
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This is a great idea, i could come up with allot of things you could do to attract people.
You could have the building 2 parts, one part of adults and coolege kids, the other part a family setting.
Of course the adult part will have alcohol, naked women letting you sample the sauce of there tits.
The family part can have a play pen, and a big screen tv.
Then you can put on promotions like whoever beer bongs the most bbq sauce gets 3 free sammiches. But anyways bbqbeerandboobs is all a man needs to live so maybe you need to set up some hotel rooms in there too.
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[quote]KristiMidocean said: Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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Psychoslut said: Then you can put on promotions like whoever beer bongs the most bbq sauce gets 3 free sammiches.

I like it!
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I could build a nice looking place for cheap using galvanized sheet metal, them buildings are cool.
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[quote]KristiMidocean said: Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]
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we could build the place from scratch on a plot of land - then we could choose the shape. since the OMGWTFBBQ is turning out to be a breasts-themed diner, how about a big pink building in the shape of a large pair of breasts?
classy 
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/240934/2/istockphoto_240934_breast_building.jpg
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Edited by shirley knott (03/29/06 02:36 PM)
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I tend to agree with you...
I have several black friends that own BBQ businesses... and no one can BBQ like them!~
and that isn't a racial remark.
BBQ'ing is a ART.
One of the best premade BBQ sauces on the market...
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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: Roadkill]
#5455353 - 03/29/06 02:09 PM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Ok, this sounds cool..but one thing...gotta have BBQ tofu...please...
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I don't mind catering to vegetarians, butI'm not gonna have tofu-meat like fucking tofurkey...cause that's bullshit. You wanna be a vegetarian, don't eat things that are trying to be fake meat. I can do BBQ tofu though, sure.
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wery67564
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I hate tofurkey...actually, tempeh would be better, some people think its too acidy, but damn it makes a good veggie reuben, and its a fungi!
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OneMoreRobot3021 said: I don't want to have shit to do with the food itself.
Except excreting the free samples, I'm sure.
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OneMoreRobot3021 said: It would obviously not be very kidfriendly, because the waitresses wouldn't pronounce the letters, they'd say 'Welcome to ohmigodwhatthefuckbarbecue!' and shake their humongous tatas, with the frosty hard nipples and all.
Er...
Yeah!
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Re: OMGWTFBBQ [Re: In(di)go]
#5459144 - 03/30/06 11:20 AM (17 years, 9 months ago) |
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Are you all crazy, tofurkey is the best thing out there. You want to toucher somebody, and get info out of them, threaten them with a good tofurkey burger, and in two seconds those son-of a bitches are spilling their guts.
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