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How to get laid like a rock star.
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http://openseduction.org/get_laid/

While i agree that some if it is true this guy is pretty messed up no matter how he tries to justify his views.


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Re: How to get laid like a rock star. [Re: Scarfmeister]
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....Machiavelli, baby: the ends justify the means. Too bad he fucked up the strategy. He accidentally gave you the "how to cath herpes like a 10 cent hooker" guide. Someone should email him about this mistake.


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there should be a 3 month waiting period between registration and posting. :wink:

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Re: How to get laid like a rock star. [Re: Scarfmeister]
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randalflagg needs to read this

good tips for picking up chicks in bars, though.

i tend to act disinterested in women because i AM, and it makes them go crazy. stupid broads :wink:


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Re: How to get laid like a rock star. [Re: lukeboots]
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bahaha, look at all the views for this post & then look at the number of replys.

have sex lately, guys?

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Re: How to get laid like a rock star. [Re: lukeboots]
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"That's why you always hear women bitching about how men are
assholes that only want to fuck them and dump them - because those are the men that they gravitate to. "

so true


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Re: How to get laid like a rock star. [Re: Scarfmeister]
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or you could skip all the bullshit and actually be a rock star. i don't have to say a word sometimes, just play drums.

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Re: How to get laid like a rock star. [Re: lukeboots]
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jonnywax said:
randalflagg needs to read this

good tips for picking up chicks in bars, though.




I'll have you know that I no longer need tips like that.  Plus...I've read and seen all of that "How to pick up women" stuff already.  :lol:

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Re: How to get laid like a rock star. [Re: Scarfmeister]
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Much better than that ladder bullshit website. :thumbup:


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Re: How to get laid like a rock star. [Re: Scarfmeister]
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The absolute best way to get laid like a rockstar is to actually become a rock star. Oh..um...anybody know how to do that.


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Re: How to get laid like a rock star. [Re: DRfeelfunny]
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Rock starts get laid by nasty groopies with aids... fuck all that

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Re: How to get laid like a rock star. [Re: BuddahKillah]
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very true...but...ok there is no but


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Re: How to get laid like a rock star. [Re: DRfeelfunny]
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i felt like i just read "how to fuck drunk college freshman"


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i really am glad you came back to us instead of taking the other path. *hug*

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Re: How to get laid like a rock star. [Re: Scarfmeister]
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That was quite an interesting read. There were even a few parts in there that may have been somewhat correct.

Still...he sure does havea big ego. Maybe he just stalks the very vulnerable girls. NOT ALL GIRLS CHEAT!

I've never cheated on my man.


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