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OfflineScarfmeister
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How to get laid like a rock star.
    #5427267 - 03/21/06 08:20 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

http://openseduction.org/get_laid/

While i agree that some if it is true this guy is pretty messed up no matter how he tries to justify his views.


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Offlinewhatever123
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Re: How to get laid like a rock star. [Re: Scarfmeister]
    #5427361 - 03/21/06 08:40 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

....Machiavelli, baby: the ends justify the means. Too bad he fucked up the strategy. He accidentally gave you the "how to cath herpes like a 10 cent hooker" guide. Someone should email him about this mistake.


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Re: How to get laid like a rock star. [Re: Scarfmeister]
    #5427508 - 03/21/06 09:10 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

randalflagg needs to read this

good tips for picking up chicks in bars, though.

i tend to act disinterested in women because i AM, and it makes them go crazy. stupid broads :wink:


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Offlinelysergicide
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Re: How to get laid like a rock star. [Re: lukeboots]
    #5427516 - 03/21/06 09:12 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

bahaha, look at all the views for this post & then look at the number of replys.

have sex lately, guys?


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Offlinedanlennon3
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Re: How to get laid like a rock star. [Re: lukeboots]
    #5427563 - 03/21/06 09:25 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

"That's why you always hear women bitching about how men are
assholes that only want to fuck them and dump them - because those are the men that they gravitate to. "

so true


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InvisibleHendostan
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Re: How to get laid like a rock star. [Re: Scarfmeister]
    #5427617 - 03/21/06 09:35 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

or you could skip all the bullshit and actually be a rock star. i don't have to say a word sometimes, just play drums.


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InvisibleRandalFlagg
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Re: How to get laid like a rock star. [Re: lukeboots]
    #5427655 - 03/21/06 09:41 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

jonnywax said:
randalflagg needs to read this

good tips for picking up chicks in bars, though.





I'll have you know that I no longer need tips like that.  Plus...I've read and seen all of that "How to pick up women" stuff already.  :lol:


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InvisiblePenguarky Tunguin
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Re: How to get laid like a rock star. [Re: Scarfmeister]
    #5427804 - 03/21/06 10:13 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Much better than that ladder bullshit website. :thumbup:


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OfflineDRfeelfunny
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Re: How to get laid like a rock star. [Re: Scarfmeister]
    #5428054 - 03/21/06 10:57 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

The absolute best way to get laid like a rockstar is to actually become a rock star. Oh..um...anybody know how to do that.


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Re: How to get laid like a rock star. [Re: DRfeelfunny]
    #5428069 - 03/21/06 11:00 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

Rock starts get laid by nasty groopies with aids... fuck all that


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OfflineDRfeelfunny
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Re: How to get laid like a rock star. [Re: BuddahKillah]
    #5428086 - 03/21/06 11:02 PM (17 years, 10 months ago)

very true...but...ok there is no but


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Offlinecoda
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Re: How to get laid like a rock star. [Re: DRfeelfunny]
    #5428480 - 03/22/06 01:01 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

i felt like i just read "how to fuck drunk college freshman"


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OfflineCaRnAgECaNdYS
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Re: How to get laid like a rock star. [Re: Scarfmeister]
    #5428487 - 03/22/06 01:07 AM (17 years, 10 months ago)

That was quite an interesting read. There were even a few parts in there that may have been somewhat correct.

Still...he sure does havea big ego. Maybe he just stalks the very vulnerable girls. NOT ALL GIRLS CHEAT!

I've never cheated on my man.


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