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My dad found my stash *DELETED*
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Edited by stevo (02/11/22 01:06 AM)

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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: stevo]
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When he asks where you learned to do it... say "From you!!!"


Bang on the door, say that it's fucking expensive and it's your money, and that you want it and if you don't get it, maybe John Q. Law might come say howdy to them. Or get violent.


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"I have never, in all my life, not for one moment, been tempted toward religion of any kind. The fact is that I feel no spiritual void. I have my philosophy of life, which does not include any aspect of the supernatural."
Isaac Asimov

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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: stevo]
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Warning: mushrooms turn you gay

Edited by stevo (02/11/22 01:07 AM)

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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: stevo]
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at least ask him 1:1 for your shit back, tell him you'll give him a bowl or two, but it's YOUR shit. If he doesn't steal some of his shit and break it like a nigga


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"I have never, in all my life, not for one moment, been tempted toward religion of any kind. The fact is that I feel no spiritual void. I have my philosophy of life, which does not include any aspect of the supernatural."
Isaac Asimov

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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: stevo]
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That'd be a weird conversation to have with your mother...

"Dammit, I don't want you smoking that nasty stuff. It will make your penis small. Do you want your penis to be small? Small penises might seem all fun and games for you now, but what about when you're older? You're going to regret your decision in smoking this small penis making drug."


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You're not like the others. You like the same things I do. Wax paper, boiled football leather... dog breath. We're not hitch-hiking anymore, we're riding!

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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: stevo]
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:lol: thats your bad dude. You should have said, "yeah i got some BOMB ass chronic" and toked a bowl with him.


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"There is never a wrong note, bend it." Jimi Hendrix


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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: sui]
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Before I stoped smoking weed my daughter paid her rent with good weed. To bad she doesn't know how to make a good pod tea.


:sun:


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Child of the 60's, Tripping ever since.


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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: sui]
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I smoke with my dad...all the time. XD

My mom found out recently (Well...actually, I got stoned off my ass and it kinda slipped >_>), acted pissed for an hour...and then stopped caring.


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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: stevo]
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consider it rent


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Use the Fucking Reply To Feature You Lazy Pieces of Shit!

afoaf said:
Jim, if you were in my city, I would let you fuck my wife.

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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: MisterMyco]
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MisterMyco said:
When he asks where you learned to do it... say "From you!!!"


BWAAAHAHAHAhaha.

But really dude. See if you can wear your dad down to where he will smoke with you. Once you start smoking weed with your parents, things wil never be the same.

(I love you mom!)


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~I was born of a voice untimely,
the so-called echo of a man's ordure~

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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: mrsautoman]
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tell him the truth about why you lied, what your motivations were.

and apologize for it then tell him that you payed a lot for it, that you'll smoke him out a bit, but that it's your stash.


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I am the MacDaddy of Heimlich County, I play it Straight Up Yo!

....I embrace my desire to feel the rhythm, to feel connected enough to step aside and weep like a widow, to feel inspired, to fathom the power, to witness the beauty, to bathe in the fountain, to swing on the spiral of our divinity and still be a human......
Om Namah Shivaya, I tell you What!

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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: stevo]
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If he blatantly stole it from you, ask for it back, and tell him it was expensive. Obviously he's a huge hypocrit if he doesn't let you have it.

Don't "get violent", that's the dumbest idea I've ever heard, and I certainly hope the guy that suggested it was joking.


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"I have no valid complaint against hustlers. No rational bitch. But the act of selling is repulsive to me. I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes." -Hunter S Thompson
http://phluck.is-after.us

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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: Phluck]
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get violent


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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: eligal]
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eligal said:
get extra violent



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"this lebowski he called himself 'the dude'. now, 'dude', that's a name no one would self-apply where i come from but there was a lot about the dude that didn't make sense to me...."--the Stranger

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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: TheDude]
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TheDude said:
eligal said:
get extra violent





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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: stevo]
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stevo said:
Man I've been staying with my dad for a week or so and was looking to smoke some nugs all day and finally found some (rather expensive) one hit shit that pretty much blew away any weed ive smoked before so i bought 1/4oz.  When I got home I had to take a shit so I figured what the hell roll a blunt right and i rolled up this ultra skimpy blunt because I'm serious one bowl pack lasts me all day this shit was like keif.

So anyway I forgot i left the bag on the shitter and my dad asked me if i had pot and said someone dropped some and i figured "oops he found my microscopic roach i lost last week" and was like no dad what pot and he just rolled his eyes  and acted pissed off so now he's in his room blazing it because the door is locked and i smell inscense and can hear him cough and not retarded yaknow I think if they're going to act pissed off they shouldn't be so obvious but i think my stepsister or stepmom found it and told on me and if I ask for it back my stepmom will be all bitching (mainly because she just doesnt want to give it back) about it and they'll play some parent role and say they flushed that "stupid dope shit" down the toilet even though i'm 22 they'll still say shit like that stuff will just make you turn retarded with a small dick and get hooked on crack and all the nonsense "responsible parents [liars]" are supposed to say.

I should have just been honest about and asked for it back but now wtf they just jacked up my shit and are coughing in unison now as I am typing.  But, since I fucked up now i'm owned for a $70 bag of chronic.  I don't really mind sharing but this is lame.  oh well i guess im gonna go scrape my piece and smoke some dirty resin :frown:

Anyone have any good ideas?  Not really sure what to say and I dont want to get kicked out


meh, he obviously knew his dad smoked, his dad obviously knew he smoked.

I stand by my statement before. His dad was probobly kinda put off by the fact he had some good pot and "sort of" lied.

Doesnt excuse it, but its a possible POV.

just my 2 cents. :mushroom2:


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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: sui]
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He didn't lie at all. If I ask you if you have a certain item and I have that item, clearly their is no way you can have it. I have it! The FATHER had pot and the stoner kid was being honest by saying he didn't have it.


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"I have never, in all my life, not for one moment, been tempted toward religion of any kind. The fact is that I feel no spiritual void. I have my philosophy of life, which does not include any aspect of the supernatural."
Isaac Asimov

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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: MisterMyco]
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MisterMyco said:
He didn't lie at all. If I ask you if you have a certain item and I have that item, clearly their is no way you can have it. I have it! The FATHER had pot and the stoner kid was being honest by saying he didn't have it.



thus, hes a lier!!


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\m/ Spanksta \m/

"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."


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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: eligal]
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That was a huge run-on sentence Stevo, but it was very readable. Good job.

I would personally ask them for half of it back. =D


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Please keep in mind that I am just a human being. Please read my posts carefully and interpret their meaning for yourself.

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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: stevo]
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Why say anything? You left your stuff lying around, and now you've lost it. If you had left it on a park bench the result would be the same. It sucks but that's life. That should teach you to be more careful in the future.

I'm sorry if this sounds harsh, but that's how I see it. If you fuck up, pay the price and take the loss like a man.


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