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OfflineLilShank
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Just Caught My Dad Smokin a Joint
    #4277015 - 06/09/05 05:37 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

I just went outside to ask my dad whut he wanted for dinner and i seen him smokin a joint, he tried to hide it but it was obvious. i knew that he smoked before but i thought he had quit, i guess he just got sneakyer. when he caught me smokin a while ago he got really really pissed. kinda hypocritical dont you think? i want so bad to just go outside and be like "Dad, lets be straight and just smoke with each other!" it really would make our relationship much better having something we both like to do together, also, i want to just be like "look at the hydro i can get you!!!" how do u people think i should approach the situation?


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Thats why ur sister got a big ol' butt
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Re: Just Caught My Dad Smokin a Joint [Re: LilShank]
    #4277017 - 06/09/05 05:38 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

I think you need to steal his stash.


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InvisibleTHE KRAT BARON
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Re: Just Caught My Dad Smokin a Joint [Re: LilShank]
    #4277023 - 06/09/05 05:39 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

If I cought my dad smoking a J id take the frostiest bud I could get my hands on and stick it in his face and see if he could turn down my offer.. Just make him an offer he can't refuse.

If thats not a good idea than maybe a fishing trip is in order?


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Re: Just Caught My Dad Smokin a Joint [Re: LilShank]
    #4277026 - 06/09/05 05:39 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

I think you need to notify the local authorities.


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Re: Just Caught My Dad Smokin a Joint [Re: afoaf]
    #4277032 - 06/09/05 05:40 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

:yesnod: Drugs are bad.


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InvisibleTHE KRAT BARON
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Re: Just Caught My Dad Smokin a Joint [Re: afoaf]
    #4277034 - 06/09/05 05:40 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

afoaf said:
I think you need to notify the local authorities.




:lol:

That would teach the hypocritical bastard a lesson. :wink:


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Re: Just Caught My Dad Smokin a Joint [Re: afoaf]
    #4277035 - 06/09/05 05:41 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

afoaf said:
I think you need to notify the local authorities.




I agree.


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Re: Just Caught My Dad Smokin a Joint [Re: afoaf]
    #4277052 - 06/09/05 05:43 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

afoaf said:
I think you need to notify the local authorities.




:rotfl: :lol:


Lilshank - Fishing trip. Bring some bud and when you get out on the water, blaze up :blazed:  :thumbup:

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Re: Just Caught My Dad Smokin a Joint [Re: TYL3R]
    #4277071 - 06/09/05 05:45 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Sit him down and make him smoke his whole stash in front of you.

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Re: Just Caught My Dad Smokin a Joint [Re: Noetical]
    #4277100 - 06/09/05 05:49 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

"now that wasn't so fun, was it?"


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OfflineTheDudeAbides
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Re: Just Caught My Dad Smokin a Joint [Re: Noetical]
    #4277101 - 06/09/05 05:49 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

noeticbuzz said:
Sit him down and make him smoke his whole stash in front of you.




LOL 




Just ask him if he wants to smoke a bowl..... :thumbup:

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Re: Just Caught My Dad Smokin a Joint [Re: TheDudeAbides]
    #4277633 - 06/09/05 08:12 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

oh man thats tight work. My dad found my bong then a few days later he shows me cocaine and marijuana seeds.


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Re: Just Caught My Dad Smokin a Joint [Re: LilShank]
    #4277642 - 06/09/05 08:15 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

just tell him u know he was smoking, and how pot is harmless. Then suggest smoking together


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InvisibleTHE KRAT BARON
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Re: Just Caught My Dad Smokin a Joint [Re: LilShank]
    #4277657 - 06/09/05 08:26 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Id like to hear how this all turned out..???


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Re: Just Caught My Dad Smokin a Joint [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #4277682 - 06/09/05 08:35 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

his dad's in jail now.


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OfflineLilShank
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Re: Just Caught My Dad Smokin a Joint [Re: TheDudeAbides]
    #4277696 - 06/09/05 08:40 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

I confronted him and he sed " When your 40 and have a fulltime job a house and a family then you can smoke weed too" i was gonna go into this whole thing about being 18 and doing it anyway but i decided it wasnt even worth the arguement, he'll come around


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Thats why ur momma got a big ol' butt
(oh yeah)
Thats why ur sister got a big ol' butt
(oh yeah)
since ur momma and ur sister got a big ol butt
they helped the NiNa bust a big ol' nut

Edited by LilShank (06/09/05 08:41 PM)

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InvisibleTHE KRAT BARON
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Re: Just Caught My Dad Smokin a Joint [Re: LilShank]
    #4277708 - 06/09/05 08:43 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

I guess I can see his point of view even though I don't agree with it on some levels.

If you can smoke daily and still get by in life then that's awesome. If it interferes with your personal life as with any other chemical then I agree with his opinion.


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m00nshine is currently vacationing in Maui. Rumor has it he got rolled by drunken natives and is currently prostituting himself in order to pay for airfare back to the mainland but he's having trouble juggling a hairon addiction. He won't be back for a long while.

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Re: Just Caught My Dad Smokin a Joint [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #4277733 - 06/09/05 08:48 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

sounds like a prick to me

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Re: Just Caught My Dad Smokin a Joint [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4277734 - 06/09/05 08:48 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

HELLA_TIGHT said:
I think you need to steal his stash.


..that sounds about right.. really, if my dad smoked bud, I would have stolen it from him years ago...but he doesn't even drink beer.... :tongue2:

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Offlinewhiterabbit13
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Re: Just Caught My Dad Smokin a Joint [Re: Skunk420]
    #4277755 - 06/09/05 08:52 PM (18 years, 9 months ago)

Hopefully he will warm up to the idea of smoking with you. If he does come around that would be sweet. It would be good bonding.


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Re: Just Caught My Dad Smokin a Joint [Re: whiterabbit13]
    #5484255 - 04/05/06 07:22 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

find and smoke his stash for a lil while(just take advantage of his smoking stash for a good while but not too long cuz it will come back and bite u in the ass) and thne finally get a nice nug, show it to hi and be like lets smoke


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OfflinePinballWizard
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Re: Just Caught My Dad Smokin a Joint [Re: hoopershroomer]
    #5484313 - 04/05/06 07:37 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Good thinking. To the time machine!

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Offlinebrowndustin
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Re: Just Caught My Dad Smokin a Joint [Re: PinballWizard]
    #5484560 - 04/05/06 09:05 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

That's kind of strange... last night my dad came into town (haven't seen him in a year) and I sorta smoked a joint with him. Didn't take any puffs, fronted it to him while my grandma was in the car lol

Good luck with you and your pa. I caught my stepdad 2 weeks ago and smoked a huuuuge blammer with him. It was hilarious.


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Re: Just Caught My Dad Smokin a Joint [Re: browndustin]
    #5484856 - 04/05/06 10:21 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Me and my dad smoked crack together tonight. It was a bonding experience.


Tommorow he asked me to bring some PCP so we can "Space base" together.

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Re: Just Caught My Dad Smokin a Joint [Re: danamine]
    #5484986 - 04/05/06 10:55 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

after what he said to you about having a job and shit id just call the cops lol, what a prick dude, teach the hypocrite a lesson!

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Re: Just Caught My Dad Smokin a Joint [Re: InTheFlesh714]
    #5484997 - 04/05/06 10:58 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

i blaze with my moms 24/7 shes a headie.

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Re: Just Caught My Dad Smokin a Joint [Re: Hamstercut]
    #5485010 - 04/05/06 11:03 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

does anyone else realize all these responses are to a thread that is nearly a year old?


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Re: Just Caught My Dad Smokin a Joint [Re: mjw0]
    #5485203 - 04/06/06 12:09 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

i miss lil shank. :sad:  Anyone else feel the same way?


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InvisibleTHE KRAT BARON
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Re: Just Caught My Dad Smokin a Joint [Re: Toddo]
    #5485208 - 04/06/06 12:12 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Where did he disappear to?? He was a pretty cool guy.


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Re: Just Caught My Dad Smokin a Joint [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #5485232 - 04/06/06 12:21 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

boot camp


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Re: Just Caught My Dad Smokin a Joint [Re: Noviseer]
    #5485241 - 04/06/06 12:28 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Fucking sell out. :wink:


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Re: Just Caught My Dad Smokin a Joint [Re: LilShank]
    #5485377 - 04/06/06 02:22 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

LilShank said:
I confronted him and he sed " When your 40 and have a fulltime job a house and a family then you can smoke weed too" i was gonna go into this whole thing about being 18 and doing it anyway but i decided it wasnt even worth the arguement, he'll come around




That his way showing you he cares.

He has seen the lazy daily stoners that don't get anything done etc etc and doens't want you to become one. That's why he probably said it :thumbup:

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Re: Just Caught My Dad Smokin a Joint [Re: stefan]
    #5486674 - 04/06/06 02:39 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Maybe he tried to smoke with his dad, because of the advice on this thread, and his dad said "OOOH NO YOU DON'T" and sent him to boot camp?

Or maybe not.

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Re: Just Caught My Dad Smokin a Joint [Re: danamine]
    #5486742 - 04/06/06 03:13 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

a family that smokes together stays together.


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