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stevo

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#5297256 - 02/13/06 09:56 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: stevo]
#5297262 - 02/13/06 09:57 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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When he asks where you learned to do it... say "From you!!!"
Bang on the door, say that it's fucking expensive and it's your money, and that you want it and if you don't get it, maybe John Q. Law might come say howdy to them. Or get violent.
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stevo

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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: stevo]
#5297263 - 02/13/06 09:58 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Warning: mushrooms turn you gay
Edited by stevo (02/11/22 01:07 AM)
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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: stevo]
#5297268 - 02/13/06 09:59 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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at least ask him 1:1 for your shit back, tell him you'll give him a bowl or two, but it's YOUR shit. If he doesn't steal some of his shit and break it like a nigga
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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: stevo]
#5297271 - 02/13/06 09:59 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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That'd be a weird conversation to have with your mother...
"Dammit, I don't want you smoking that nasty stuff. It will make your penis small. Do you want your penis to be small? Small penises might seem all fun and games for you now, but what about when you're older? You're going to regret your decision in smoking this small penis making drug."
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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: stevo]
#5297274 - 02/13/06 10:00 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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thats your bad dude. You should have said, "yeah i got some BOMB ass chronic" and toked a bowl with him.
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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: sui]
#5297286 - 02/13/06 10:07 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Before I stoped smoking weed my daughter paid her rent with good weed. To bad she doesn't know how to make a good pod tea.
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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: sui]
#5297290 - 02/13/06 10:07 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I smoke with my dad...all the time. XD
My mom found out recently (Well...actually, I got stoned off my ass and it kinda slipped >_>), acted pissed for an hour...and then stopped caring.
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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: stevo]
#5297294 - 02/13/06 10:08 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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consider it rent
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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: MisterMyco]
#5297572 - 02/13/06 11:50 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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MisterMyco said: When he asks where you learned to do it... say "From you!!!"
BWAAAHAHAHAhaha.
But really dude. See if you can wear your dad down to where he will smoke with you. Once you start smoking weed with your parents, things wil never be the same.
(I love you mom!)
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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: mrsautoman]
#5297602 - 02/13/06 11:57 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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tell him the truth about why you lied, what your motivations were.
and apologize for it then tell him that you payed a lot for it, that you'll smoke him out a bit, but that it's your stash.
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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: stevo]
#5297814 - 02/14/06 01:02 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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If he blatantly stole it from you, ask for it back, and tell him it was expensive. Obviously he's a huge hypocrit if he doesn't let you have it.
Don't "get violent", that's the dumbest idea I've ever heard, and I certainly hope the guy that suggested it was joking.
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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: Phluck]
#5297822 - 02/14/06 01:05 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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get violent
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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: eligal]
#5297838 - 02/14/06 01:16 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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eligal said: get extra violent
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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: TheDude]
#5297841 - 02/14/06 01:21 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
TheDude said:
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eligal said: get extra violent
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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: stevo]
#5297857 - 02/14/06 01:34 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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stevo said: Man I've been staying with my dad for a week or so and was looking to smoke some nugs all day and finally found some (rather expensive) one hit shit that pretty much blew away any weed ive smoked before so i bought 1/4oz. When I got home I had to take a shit so I figured what the hell roll a blunt right and i rolled up this ultra skimpy blunt because I'm serious one bowl pack lasts me all day this shit was like keif.
So anyway I forgot i left the bag on the shitter and my dad asked me if i had pot and said someone dropped some and i figured "oops he found my microscopic roach i lost last week" and was like no dad what pot and he just rolled his eyes and acted pissed off so now he's in his room blazing it because the door is locked and i smell inscense and can hear him cough and not retarded yaknow I think if they're going to act pissed off they shouldn't be so obvious but i think my stepsister or stepmom found it and told on me and if I ask for it back my stepmom will be all bitching (mainly because she just doesnt want to give it back) about it and they'll play some parent role and say they flushed that "stupid dope shit" down the toilet even though i'm 22 they'll still say shit like that stuff will just make you turn retarded with a small dick and get hooked on crack and all the nonsense "responsible parents [liars]" are supposed to say.
I should have just been honest about and asked for it back but now wtf they just jacked up my shit and are coughing in unison now as I am typing. But, since I fucked up now i'm owned for a $70 bag of chronic. I don't really mind sharing but this is lame. oh well i guess im gonna go scrape my piece and smoke some dirty resin 
Anyone have any good ideas? Not really sure what to say and I dont want to get kicked out
meh, he obviously knew his dad smoked, his dad obviously knew he smoked.
I stand by my statement before. His dad was probobly kinda put off by the fact he had some good pot and "sort of" lied.
Doesnt excuse it, but its a possible POV.
just my 2 cents.
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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: sui]
#5297900 - 02/14/06 02:03 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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He didn't lie at all. If I ask you if you have a certain item and I have that item, clearly their is no way you can have it. I have it! The FATHER had pot and the stoner kid was being honest by saying he didn't have it.
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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: MisterMyco]
#5297911 - 02/14/06 02:10 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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MisterMyco said: He didn't lie at all. If I ask you if you have a certain item and I have that item, clearly their is no way you can have it. I have it! The FATHER had pot and the stoner kid was being honest by saying he didn't have it.
thus, hes a lier!!
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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: eligal]
#5298026 - 02/14/06 03:52 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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That was a huge run-on sentence Stevo, but it was very readable. Good job.
I would personally ask them for half of it back. =D
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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: stevo]
#5298191 - 02/14/06 06:09 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Why say anything? You left your stuff lying around, and now you've lost it. If you had left it on a park bench the result would be the same. It sucks but that's life. That should teach you to be more careful in the future.
I'm sorry if this sounds harsh, but that's how I see it. If you fuck up, pay the price and take the loss like a man.
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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: koppie]
#5298197 - 02/14/06 06:16 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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koppie said: Why say anything? You left your stuff lying around, and now you've lost it. If you had left it on a park bench the result would be the same. It sucks but that's life. That should teach you to be more careful in the future.
I'm sorry if this sounds harsh, but that's how I see it. If you fuck up, pay the price and take the loss like a man.
dude, theres a difference between a park bench an his own room... (happened in his room right?)
and theres a difference froma thief and/or bum and his own family.
strike em down and take whats yours! just like if you saw the guy in the park take your shit, youd chase em down and knock em out right? well there ya go
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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: eligal]
#5298206 - 02/14/06 06:25 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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No. He left it in the bathroom.
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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: eligal]
#5298210 - 02/14/06 06:27 AM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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So anyway I forgot i left the bag on the shitter
I'm not a native speaker of english, but as far as I can tell that means he left it on the toilet, which I assume is a shared space within the household. His dad is still an asshole for taking it and smoking it himself, but when you do something in secret, the first rule is to keep it secret and not leave it lying around.
If I have misunderstood these points, then I apologize for jumping to conclusions, if not, then I stand by the opinion expressed in my post.
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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: koppie]
#5300063 - 02/14/06 05:10 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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either way its still in his house. what we cant trust family anymore?
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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: eligal]
#5300065 - 02/14/06 05:11 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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you call the # yet?
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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: stevo]
#5300090 - 02/14/06 05:19 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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Scolding you for having weed and then blazing it up himself?
he's not brainwashed, he's just a theif. And one who steals from his own family too. Shame.
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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: sui]
#5300091 - 02/14/06 05:19 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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no, lol
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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: eligal]
#5300095 - 02/14/06 05:21 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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DOOOOOOOOOOO IT!

l bet youve heard it before.
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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: sui]
#5300097 - 02/14/06 05:22 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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i probably havent... im new to america so these phone joke thingies or whatever the hell it is, i probably dont know.
ah shitzor! i gotta find someone to call for me!
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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: eligal]
#5300106 - 02/14/06 05:24 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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ok, your no fun dude 

Its the rejection hotline.
If you ever dont want to give your real # to a chick give them that #.
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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: sui]
#5300117 - 02/14/06 05:26 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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-_-
i should write that number down
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Re: My dad found my stash [Re: stevo]
#5300121 - 02/14/06 05:28 PM (17 years, 11 months ago) |
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I'd just be like "Why are you mad? Can't we smoke together?"
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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