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Favorite Movie Lines
    #5255229 - 02/02/06 01:01 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

this post was inspired by the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie.

"My master Yoshi's first rule was: Possess the right thinking. Only then can one recieve the gifts of strength, knowledge, and peace... Anger clouds the mind. Turned inward it is an unconquerable enemy. You are unique among your brothers, for you choose to face this enemy alone. But as you face it, do not forget them, and do not forget me. I am here my son."

~Master Splinter


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: Grav]
    #5255458 - 02/02/06 01:57 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

You are what you love, not what loves you.


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Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake.

-Erik Davis


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5255472 - 02/02/06 02:01 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

In the words of the virgin mary....come again?

--Snatch


I'm looking for Ray Finkle and a clean pair of shorts.

--Ace Ventura


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5255954 - 02/02/06 04:04 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

McKennaDMT said:
In the words of the virgin mary....come again?





Awesome line.

"Nothing is fucked?! NOTHING IS FUCKED?! THE GOD DAMN PLANE HAS CRASHED INTO THE MOUNTAIN!"  :mad2: -The Big Lebowski himself...

"We're in a tight spot!" -Everett, O Brother Where Art Thou

"my hair!" -Everett, O Brother Where Art Thou

"The two of us was fixin' to fornicate!" -Delmar, O Brother Where Art Thou

God, I don't know... what else...


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: JacquesCousteau]
    #5255967 - 02/02/06 04:08 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

"Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass? THIS is what happens Larry! THIS is what happens, Larry! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER, IN THE ASS!" -Walter, The Big Lebowski

"I am the walrus..." -Donnie, The Big Lebowski

"Shut the FUCK UP, Donnie!" -Walter, The Big Lebowski

"Obviously, you're not a golfer." -The Dude, The Big Lebowski

"What's this 'day of rest' shit?! What's this bullshit?! I don't fuckin' care! It doesn't matter to the Jesus!" -Jesus, The Big Lebowski

"You ain't got a license to kill bookies; and today I ain't sellin'. So take your flunky and dangle!" -Leo, Miller's Crossing


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: JacquesCousteau]
    #5257383 - 02/02/06 09:48 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Billy Madison:
"Who would you rather fuck...Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?"
"He called the shit poop!"
"If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis."

Happy Gilmore:
"Guns Don't Kill People, I kill people." <not a quote but was on that huge guy's shirt.>

Damn i kno theres more but im blank for now..........


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: Grav]
    #5261374 - 02/04/06 12:27 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

"But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?" - Goodfellas

I will think of more.


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: Grav]
    #5261414 - 02/04/06 12:54 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

"Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Nineteen forty-six, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works."


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: Grav]
    #5261459 - 02/04/06 01:17 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

oh man, the "bad guy" speech by Al Pacino in Scarface. the first time i heard it, i knew it was the baddest and coolest thing id ever hear someone say. and somehow, an a strange level, i connected with it.

ps: just ot be more clear, the one where hes all, "say good bye to the bad guy"

editted again cause i found the speech/quote typed out on the net:

Tony Montana (Al Pacino): Whattaya lookin' at? You're all a bunch of fucking assholes. You know why? 'Cause you don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fucking fingers, and say "that's the bad guy." So, what dat make you? Good? You're not good; you just know how to hide. Howda lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth--even when I lie. So say goodnight to the bad guy. Come on; the last time you gonna see a bad guy like this, let me tell ya. Come on, make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through; you better get outta his way!


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"do you have the freedom to do with your nervous system what you want?"

"MolokoMilkPlus said:
I'll respect you if you let me give you a blow job"

"tactik said:
respect the can."



Edited by eligal (02/04/06 01:22 AM)


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: eligal]
    #5263149 - 02/04/06 04:03 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

"Nathan Jr. respects me for who I am, and I think ya better had too.
Ya know hunny, I'm okay, you're okay, that there's what it is!"
-HI McDunnuh, Raising Arizona


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Stereopattern  <--My music.


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: Grav]
    #5264226 - 02/04/06 09:04 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Harry: "Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention."

- Dumb & Dumber


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: Abrainspot]
    #5265671 - 02/05/06 10:26 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

"No amount of clapping will bring you back from where I am going to send you." - Captain Hook to Tinkerbell

"Nobody calls me chicken!" - Back to the Future

"What's you damage?" - Heathers


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: Rambel]
    #5266531 - 02/05/06 02:41 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

"If a machine, a terminator, can learn the value of human life...than maybe we can too"

-Linda Conners, Terminator 2


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but government at its best is but a necessary evil
 
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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: gluke bastid]
    #5268903 - 02/06/06 09:58 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

"Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well. To what do I owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising visit?"

"What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got, say, pitiful, portable picnic players. Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angels' trumpets and devils' trombones. You are invited!"

"The Durango '95 purred away a real horrowshow. A nice warm vibraty feeling all through your guttiwuts!" -alex delarge

"I'm just trying to be honest about being a misanthrope."
-Mike from dazed'n'confused

"It'd be a lot cooler if you did."
-wooderson also from DnC

"I'm going to paint paradise square with his blood. Two coats. "
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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: funkymonk]
    #5268964 - 02/06/06 10:36 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

funkymonk said:"It'd be a lot cooler if you did."
-wooderson also from DnC




Fuckin' classic. :laugh:


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: Grav]
    #5269062 - 02/06/06 11:17 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

"You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling? And that accent you've tried so desparately to shed? Pure West Virginia. What's your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamb? You know how quickly the boys found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars...while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the FBI..."

"I remember when I was with Special Forces--it seems a thousand centuries ago--we went into a camp to inoculate it. The children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for polio, and this old man came running after us, and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went there, and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile--a pile of little arms. And I remember...I...I...I cried, I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out, I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it, I never want to forget. And then I realized--like I was shot...like I was shot with a diamond...a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought, my God, the genius of that, the genius, the will to do that."


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: Revelation]
    #5269150 - 02/06/06 11:43 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Smokey and The Bandit -

Buford T. Justice: No Coozy is gonna leave me in no church. Decorating up a whole town, at the cost of forty dollars.
Junior: Right.
Buford T. Justice: I can see her now. Running back up that isle. No she was dancing back up the isle. Knockers bouncing all over joint. [slaps Junior's hand] Let go that wheel. Her ass was wiggling too.

Buford T. Justice: There's no way, no WAY that you came from my loins. [a brief pause] Soon as I get home, the first thing I'm gonna do is punch your momma in the mouth.

Buford T. Justice: And that's nothing but pure and simple old-fashioned communism. Happens every time one of those dancers starts poontangin' around with those show folk fags.

Buford T. Justice: What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.

Buford T. Justice: But I'm in high speed pursuit. Don't you hear good?
Sheriff Branford: I hear perfectly. The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation.
Buford T. Justice: The god damn Germans got nothin' to do with it.

Junior: My hat blew off, daddy.
Buford T. Justice: I hope your goddamn head was in it.

Buford T. Justice: Nobody...NOBODY makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker.


Goodfellas -

Tommy DeVito: What the fuck are you doing? You're hanging around my fuckin' neck like a vulture, like impending death.

Billy Batts: Go home and get your fucking shine box.

Tommy DeVito: He said, "No, you're gonna tell me something today, tough guy." I said, "All right, I'll tell you something: go fuck your mother."
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Tommy DeVito: What do you want to tell me now, tough guy? I said, "Hey, what are you doing here, I thought I told you to go fuck your mother."
[Group laughs]
Tommy DeVito: I thought he was gonna shit.

Jimmy Conway: What is the matter with you, huh? What is the fucking matter with you? What are you, a fucking sick maniac or something? Tommy, I'm kidding with you.
Tommy DeVito: Kidding? How am I meant to know you're kidding? You're breaking my fucking balls.
Jimmy Conway: I'm fucking kidding with you and you fucking shoot the guy?
Henry Hill: He's dead.
Jimmy Conway: You dumb bastard, I can't fucking believe you. You're gonna dig the hole. I ain't got no fucking lime, you're gonna dig the fuckin' hole.
Tommy DeVito: Fine, I'll dig the fucking hole. I don't give a fuck. What, is the the first hole I ever dug?

Henry Hill: For us to live any other way was nuts. Uh, to us, those goody-good people who worked shitty jobs for bum paychecks and took the subway to work every day, and worried about their bills, were dead. I mean they were suckers. They had no balls. If we wanted something we just took it. If anyone complained twice they got hit so bad, believe me, they never complained again.

Truck Driver: [Henry and Tommy just boosted a rig] Hey, you got a phone? Two niggers just stole my truck. You believe that shit, huh? You fuckin' believe that?


A Bronx Tale -

Sonny: Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in: dump her.
Calogero: Just like that?
Sonny: Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast.

Sonny: Now yous can't leave.


More to come...


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: daimyo]
    #5269179 - 02/06/06 11:53 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

"I got mind control over D-Bo...when he tell me to shut up..i be quiet..but when he leave...i be talkin again." - Smokey


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: Revelation]
    #5269230 - 02/06/06 12:11 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

"Rob, I'm telling you this for your own good, that's the worst fuckin' sweater I've ever seen, it's a Cosby sweater. A Cooooosssssssby sweataahhhh."


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: Grav]
    #5269336 - 02/06/06 12:45 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn! :heart:


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