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Favorite Movie Lines
    #5255229 - 02/02/06 01:01 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

this post was inspired by the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie.

"My master Yoshi's first rule was: Possess the right thinking. Only then can one recieve the gifts of strength, knowledge, and peace... Anger clouds the mind. Turned inward it is an unconquerable enemy. You are unique among your brothers, for you choose to face this enemy alone. But as you face it, do not forget them, and do not forget me. I am here my son."

~Master Splinter


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: Grav]
    #5255458 - 02/02/06 01:57 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

You are what you love, not what loves you.


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-Erik Davis


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
    #5255472 - 02/02/06 02:01 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

In the words of the virgin mary....come again?

--Snatch


I'm looking for Ray Finkle and a clean pair of shorts.

--Ace Ventura


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #5255954 - 02/02/06 04:04 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

McKennaDMT said:
In the words of the virgin mary....come again?





Awesome line.

"Nothing is fucked?! NOTHING IS FUCKED?! THE GOD DAMN PLANE HAS CRASHED INTO THE MOUNTAIN!"  :mad2: -The Big Lebowski himself...

"We're in a tight spot!" -Everett, O Brother Where Art Thou

"my hair!" -Everett, O Brother Where Art Thou

"The two of us was fixin' to fornicate!" -Delmar, O Brother Where Art Thou

God, I don't know... what else...


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: JacquesCousteau]
    #5255967 - 02/02/06 04:08 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

"Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass? THIS is what happens Larry! THIS is what happens, Larry! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER, IN THE ASS!" -Walter, The Big Lebowski

"I am the walrus..." -Donnie, The Big Lebowski

"Shut the FUCK UP, Donnie!" -Walter, The Big Lebowski

"Obviously, you're not a golfer." -The Dude, The Big Lebowski

"What's this 'day of rest' shit?! What's this bullshit?! I don't fuckin' care! It doesn't matter to the Jesus!" -Jesus, The Big Lebowski

"You ain't got a license to kill bookies; and today I ain't sellin'. So take your flunky and dangle!" -Leo, Miller's Crossing


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: JacquesCousteau]
    #5257383 - 02/02/06 09:48 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Billy Madison:
"Who would you rather fuck...Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson?"
"He called the shit poop!"
"If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis."

Happy Gilmore:
"Guns Don't Kill People, I kill people." <not a quote but was on that huge guy's shirt.>

Damn i kno theres more but im blank for now..........


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: Grav]
    #5261374 - 02/04/06 12:27 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

"But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?" - Goodfellas

I will think of more.


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: Grav]
    #5261414 - 02/04/06 12:54 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

"Nineteen hundred and forty-six. Nineteen forty-six, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works."


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: Grav]
    #5261459 - 02/04/06 01:17 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

oh man, the "bad guy" speech by Al Pacino in Scarface. the first time i heard it, i knew it was the baddest and coolest thing id ever hear someone say. and somehow, an a strange level, i connected with it.

ps: just ot be more clear, the one where hes all, "say good bye to the bad guy"

editted again cause i found the speech/quote typed out on the net:

Tony Montana (Al Pacino): Whattaya lookin' at? You're all a bunch of fucking assholes. You know why? 'Cause you don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fucking fingers, and say "that's the bad guy." So, what dat make you? Good? You're not good; you just know how to hide. Howda lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth--even when I lie. So say goodnight to the bad guy. Come on; the last time you gonna see a bad guy like this, let me tell ya. Come on, make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through; you better get outta his way!


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respect the can."



Edited by eligal (02/04/06 01:22 AM)


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: eligal]
    #5263149 - 02/04/06 04:03 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

"Nathan Jr. respects me for who I am, and I think ya better had too.
Ya know hunny, I'm okay, you're okay, that there's what it is!"
-HI McDunnuh, Raising Arizona


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: Grav]
    #5264226 - 02/04/06 09:04 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Harry: "Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention."

- Dumb & Dumber


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: Abrainspot]
    #5265671 - 02/05/06 10:26 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

"No amount of clapping will bring you back from where I am going to send you." - Captain Hook to Tinkerbell

"Nobody calls me chicken!" - Back to the Future

"What's you damage?" - Heathers


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: Rambel]
    #5266531 - 02/05/06 02:41 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

"If a machine, a terminator, can learn the value of human life...than maybe we can too"

-Linda Conners, Terminator 2


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: gluke bastid]
    #5268903 - 02/06/06 09:58 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

"Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well. To what do I owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising visit?"

"What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got, say, pitiful, portable picnic players. Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angels' trumpets and devils' trombones. You are invited!"

"The Durango '95 purred away a real horrowshow. A nice warm vibraty feeling all through your guttiwuts!" -alex delarge

"I'm just trying to be honest about being a misanthrope."
-Mike from dazed'n'confused

"It'd be a lot cooler if you did."
-wooderson also from DnC

"I'm going to paint paradise square with his blood. Two coats. "
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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: funkymonk]
    #5268964 - 02/06/06 10:36 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

funkymonk said:"It'd be a lot cooler if you did."
-wooderson also from DnC




Fuckin' classic. :laugh:


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: Grav]
    #5269062 - 02/06/06 11:17 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

"You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you, Agent Starling? And that accent you've tried so desparately to shed? Pure West Virginia. What's your father, dear? Is he a coal miner? Does he stink of the lamb? You know how quickly the boys found you... all those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars...while you could only dream of getting out... getting anywhere... getting all the way to the FBI..."

"I remember when I was with Special Forces--it seems a thousand centuries ago--we went into a camp to inoculate it. The children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for polio, and this old man came running after us, and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went there, and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile--a pile of little arms. And I remember...I...I...I cried, I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out, I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it, I never want to forget. And then I realized--like I was shot...like I was shot with a diamond...a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought, my God, the genius of that, the genius, the will to do that."


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: Revelation]
    #5269150 - 02/06/06 11:43 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Smokey and The Bandit -

Buford T. Justice: No Coozy is gonna leave me in no church. Decorating up a whole town, at the cost of forty dollars.
Junior: Right.
Buford T. Justice: I can see her now. Running back up that isle. No she was dancing back up the isle. Knockers bouncing all over joint. [slaps Junior's hand] Let go that wheel. Her ass was wiggling too.

Buford T. Justice: There's no way, no WAY that you came from my loins. [a brief pause] Soon as I get home, the first thing I'm gonna do is punch your momma in the mouth.

Buford T. Justice: And that's nothing but pure and simple old-fashioned communism. Happens every time one of those dancers starts poontangin' around with those show folk fags.

Buford T. Justice: What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.

Buford T. Justice: But I'm in high speed pursuit. Don't you hear good?
Sheriff Branford: I hear perfectly. The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation.
Buford T. Justice: The god damn Germans got nothin' to do with it.

Junior: My hat blew off, daddy.
Buford T. Justice: I hope your goddamn head was in it.

Buford T. Justice: Nobody...NOBODY makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker.


Goodfellas -

Tommy DeVito: What the fuck are you doing? You're hanging around my fuckin' neck like a vulture, like impending death.

Billy Batts: Go home and get your fucking shine box.

Tommy DeVito: He said, "No, you're gonna tell me something today, tough guy." I said, "All right, I'll tell you something: go fuck your mother."
...
Tommy DeVito: What do you want to tell me now, tough guy? I said, "Hey, what are you doing here, I thought I told you to go fuck your mother."
[Group laughs]
Tommy DeVito: I thought he was gonna shit.

Jimmy Conway: What is the matter with you, huh? What is the fucking matter with you? What are you, a fucking sick maniac or something? Tommy, I'm kidding with you.
Tommy DeVito: Kidding? How am I meant to know you're kidding? You're breaking my fucking balls.
Jimmy Conway: I'm fucking kidding with you and you fucking shoot the guy?
Henry Hill: He's dead.
Jimmy Conway: You dumb bastard, I can't fucking believe you. You're gonna dig the hole. I ain't got no fucking lime, you're gonna dig the fuckin' hole.
Tommy DeVito: Fine, I'll dig the fucking hole. I don't give a fuck. What, is the the first hole I ever dug?

Henry Hill: For us to live any other way was nuts. Uh, to us, those goody-good people who worked shitty jobs for bum paychecks and took the subway to work every day, and worried about their bills, were dead. I mean they were suckers. They had no balls. If we wanted something we just took it. If anyone complained twice they got hit so bad, believe me, they never complained again.

Truck Driver: [Henry and Tommy just boosted a rig] Hey, you got a phone? Two niggers just stole my truck. You believe that shit, huh? You fuckin' believe that?


A Bronx Tale -

Sonny: Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in: dump her.
Calogero: Just like that?
Sonny: Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast.

Sonny: Now yous can't leave.


More to come...


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: daimyo]
    #5269179 - 02/06/06 11:53 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

"I got mind control over D-Bo...when he tell me to shut up..i be quiet..but when he leave...i be talkin again." - Smokey


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: Revelation]
    #5269230 - 02/06/06 12:11 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

"Rob, I'm telling you this for your own good, that's the worst fuckin' sweater I've ever seen, it's a Cosby sweater. A Cooooosssssssby sweataahhhh."


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: Grav]
    #5269336 - 02/06/06 12:45 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn! :heart:


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: Tippinthru]
    #5270361 - 02/06/06 05:11 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

jim brewer: "all i wanna know is....whose comin with me man?....whooosee comin?"----half baked


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: Grav]
    #5270535 - 02/06/06 05:46 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

"What is the most universal human characteristic, fear or lazyness?" - Waking Life


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: barfightlard]
    #5270683 - 02/06/06 06:09 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

"In a thousand years, there will be no men and women, just wankers, and that's fine by me." - Mark Renton

Sick Boy: It's certainly a phenomenon in all walks of life.
Mark Renton: What do you mean?
Sick Boy: Well, at one time, you've got it, and then you lose it, and it's gone forever. All walks of life: George Best, for example. Had it, lost it. Or David Bowie, or Lou Reed...
Mark Renton: Some of his solo stuff's not bad.
Sick Boy: No, it's not bad, but it's not great either. And in your heart you kind of know that although it sounds all right, it's actually just shite.
Mark Renton: So who else?
Sick Boy: Charlie Nicholas, David Niven, Malcolm McLaren, Elvis Presley...
Mark Renton: OK, OK, so what's the point you're trying to make?
Sick Boy: All I'm trying to do is help you understand that The Name of The Rose is merely a blip on an otherwise uninterrupted downward trajectory.
Mark Renton: What about The Untouchables?
Sick Boy: I don't rate that at all.
Mark Renton: Despite the Academy Award?
Sick Boy: That means fuck all. The sympathy vote.
Mark Renton: Right. So we all get old and then we can't hack it anymore. Is that it?
Sick Boy: Yeah.
Mark Renton: That's your theory?
Sick Boy: Yeah. Beautifully fucking illustrated.


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: Revelation]
    #5270695 - 02/06/06 06:13 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?
Jimmie: Knock it off, Jules.
Jules: [pause] What?
Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.
Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...
Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: Revelation]
    #5276703 - 02/08/06 09:40 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Haha, that's some good dialogue!


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: Grav]
    #5279279 - 02/08/06 09:00 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Both from Batman:

"This town needs an enema!"

and

"He's at home, washing his tights."


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: ToolTroll]
    #5279343 - 02/08/06 09:15 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

What the hell is a Dim Mak?-Bloodsport

"All we are is dust in the wind, dude. Dust........*grabs sand* Wind....*blows on dust*...*Points at Socrates* Dude!"
-Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

"You know what Jack Burton says at a time like this?"
"Who?"
"Jack Burton. Me. Ol' Jack says.....what the hell?"
-Big Trouble in Little China

Mike: Trent, the beautiful babies don't work the midnight to six shift on a Wednesday. This is like the skank shift.
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Trent: You want me to ask her? Fine, I'll ask her! Excuse me, where do the high school girls hang out?
-Both from Swingers
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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: Harbinger]
    #5281618 - 02/09/06 12:31 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Harbinger said:

"You know what Jack Burton says at a time like this?"
"Who?"
"Jack Burton. Me. Ol' Jack says.....what the hell?"
-Big Trouble in Little China





Ahaha...classic.


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: Grav]
    #5281631 - 02/09/06 12:34 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

I dont know if someone said it already, but its worth repeating:

'Im an atom bomb laying motherfucker, motherfucker.'


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: Grav]
    #5281702 - 02/09/06 12:54 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

From The Devil's Advocate:

Guilt is like a bag of fuckin' bricks. All ya gotta do is set it down. -John Milton

Kevin Lomax: What about love?
John Milton: Overrated. Biochemically no different than eating large quantities of chocolate.

Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time....

...I'm here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began. I've nurtured every sensation man's been inspired to have. I cared about what he wanted and I never judged him. Why? Because I never rejected him, in spite of all his imperfections. I'm a fan of man. I'm a humanist. Maybe the last humanist.

Great movie, chock full of good quotes.


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: mrsautoman]
    #5282362 - 02/09/06 04:02 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

***SWINGERS***
Put Vince Vaughn and Jon Jon Favreau on the map and it's fucking money!

Mike: Trent, the beautiful babies don't work the midnight to six shift on a Wednesday. This is like the skank shift.

Mike: Do you think we'll get there by midnight?
Trent: Baby, we're going to be up five hundy by midnight!
Mike: Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh!
Trent: Vegas baby! Vegas!
Mike: Vegas!

Trent: You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs...
Sue: ...big fucking teeth, man.
Trent: Yeah... big fuckin' teeth on ya'. And she's just like this little bunny, who's just kinda cowering in the corner.
Sue: Shivering.
Trent: Yeah, man just kinda... you know, you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?"
Sue: And you're poking at it, you're poking at it...
Trent: Yeah, you're not hurting it. You're just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny's scared Mike, the bunny's scared of you, shivering.
Sue: And you got these fucking claws and these fangs...
Trent: And you got these fucking claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny." With *this* you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?
Sue: You're like a big bear, man.
Mike: So you're not just like fucking with me?
Trent: No I'm not fucking with you.
Sue: Honestly, man.


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: WhiteBunny]
    #5282750 - 02/09/06 05:54 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

WhiteBunny said:
Trent: You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs...
Sue: ...big fucking teeth, man.
Trent: Yeah... big fuckin' teeth on ya'. And she's just like this little bunny, who's just kinda cowering in the corner.
Sue: Shivering.
Trent: Yeah, man just kinda... you know, you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?"
Sue: And you're poking at it, you're poking at it...
Trent: Yeah, you're not hurting it. You're just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny's scared Mike, the bunny's scared of you, shivering.
Sue: And you got these fucking claws and these fangs...
Trent: And you got these fucking claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny." With *this* you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?
Sue: You're like a big bear, man.
Mike: So you're not just like fucking with me?
Trent: No I'm not fucking with you.
Sue: Honestly, man.




lol! wtf... now theres a nice quote!!


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: daimyo]
    #5282803 - 02/09/06 06:11 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Pulp Fiction -

Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Jules: Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: [scoffs] Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fuckin' master.

The Wolf: That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.

The Wolf: Spoken like a true prodigy. How about you, Lash LaRue? Can you keep your spurs from jingling and jangling?

Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a Royale with cheese.

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

Jimmie: I can't believe this is the same car.
The Wolf: Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet.

Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

Pumpkin: Which one is your wallet?
Jules: It's the one that says Bad Motherfucker.

Jules: Oh man, I will never forgive yo ass for this. This is some fucked-up, repugnant shit.

The Wolf: Just because you are a character doesn't mean that you have character.

The Wolf: Strip.
Jules: All the way?
The Wolf: To your bare ass.
Vincent: Is this necessary?
The Wolf: You know what you guys look like?
Jules: What?
The Wolf: Like a couple of guys who just blew off somebody's head.


The Gods Must Be Crazy -

Narrator: These Bushmen have never seen a stone or a rock in their lives. The hardest things they know are wood and bone. They live in a gentle world, where nothing is as hard as rock, steel or concrete.

Only miles to the south, there's a vast city. And here you find civilized man. Civilized man refused to adapt himself to his environment. Instead he adapted his environment to suit him.

So he built cities, roads, vehicles, machinery. And he put up power lines to run his labour-saving devices. But he didn't know when to stop. The more he improved his surroundings to make life easier...the more complicated he made it.


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: daimyo]
    #5284471 - 02/10/06 02:05 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Okay, Ted, what's the problem?
Hello, Betty.



"What's the problem?"
I haven't got a problem.



I've got fucking problems.
Plural. Wanna hear? Sure.



Well, most recently,
there's room .



There's this scary Mexican gangster
dude pokin' his finger in my chest.



There's his hooligan kids
snapping their fingers at me.



There's a putrid, rotting corpse of a dead
whore stuffed in the springs of the bed.



There's rooms blazing afire.



There's a big fat needle
from God knows where,



stuck in my leg, infecting me
with God knows what.



And finally, there's me, walkin'
out the door right fuckin' now.



Buenas noches.


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: Grav]
    #5285147 - 02/10/06 09:40 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

Snatch -

Avi: Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?
Bullet Tooth Tony: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.

Avi: Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.

Turkish: You show me how to control a wild fucking gypsy and I'll show you how to control an unhinged, pig-feeding gangster.

Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off.

Sol: You ain't from this planet are you, Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that is worth less than your shirt?


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: Grav]
    #5286075 - 02/10/06 02:08 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

"it's only a flesh wound"


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: shirley knott]
    #5286211 - 02/10/06 02:43 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

"WHO-AH!!"

~al pacino, scent of a woman


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: MiRrOr]
    #5287107 - 02/10/06 07:52 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

He's history. Soon he'll be geography.


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: zappaisgod]
    #5287898 - 02/11/06 04:04 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

"To know life,
you have to fuck death
in the gall-bladder!"

-Andy Warhol's Frankenstein


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: Lakefingers]
    #5288235 - 02/11/06 09:44 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

"Self-improvement is masturbation, self-destruction... [is enlightenment]" - Fight Club


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: Darcho]
    #5288262 - 02/11/06 10:04 AM (17 years, 11 months ago)

"Feed me a stray cat!", not spoken but displayed on the atm machine in american psycho.

Some other good ones are pretty much anything the drill sargent says in full metal jacket, i cant really remember any off the top of my head though.


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Re: Favorite Movie Lines [Re: relativexistance]
    #5288548 - 02/11/06 12:29 PM (17 years, 11 months ago)

"We must always fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil that we must fear the most, and that is the indifference of good men."

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