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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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Words of Advice For Young People
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People often ask me if I have any words of advice for young people.
Well here are a few simple admonitions for young and old.
Never intefere in a boy-and-girl fight.
Beware of whores who say they don't want money.
The hell they don't.
What they mean is they want more money. Much more.
If you're doing business with a religious son-of-a-bitch,
Get it in writing.
His word isn't worth shit.
Not with the good lord telling him how to fuck you on the deal.

Avoid fuck-ups.
We all know the type.
Anything they have anything to do with,
No matter how good it sounds,
Turns into a disaster.
Do not offer sympathy to the mentally ill.
Tell them firmly:
I am not paid to listen to this drivel.
You are a terminal boob.

Now some of you may encounter the Devil's Bargain,
If you get that far.
Any old soul is worth saving,
At least to a priest,
But not every soul is worth buying.
So you can take the offer as a compliment.
He tries the easy ones first.
You know like money,
All the money there is.
But who wants to be the richest guy in some cemetary?
Money won't buy.
Not much left to spend it on, eh gramps?
Getting too old to cut the mustard.

Well time hits the hardest blows.
Especially below the belt.
How's a young body grab you?
Like three card monte, like pea under the shell,
Now you see it, now you don't.
Haven't you forgotten something, gramps?
In order to feel something,
You've got to be there.
You have to be eighteen.
You're not eighteen.
You are seventy-eight.
Old fool sold his soul for a strap-on.

Well they always try the easiest ones first.
How about an honorable bargain?
You always wanted to be a doctor,
Well now's your chance.
Why don't you become a great healer
And benefit humanity?
What's wrong with that?
Just about everything.
Just about everything.
There are no honorable bargains
Involving exchange
Of qualitative merchandise
Like souls
For quantitative merchandise
Like time and money.
So piss off Satan
And don't take me for dumber than I look.

An old junk pusher told me -
Watch whose money you pick up.

--William S. Burroughs


classic shit! :smile: one of my favs from burroughs.


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"The answer is never the answer. What's really interesting is the mystery. If you seek the mystery instead of the answer, you'll always be seeking. I've never seen anybody really find the answer-- they think they have, so they stop thinking. But the job is to seek mystery, evoke mystery, plant a garden in which strange plants grow and mysteries bloom. The need for mystery is greater than the need for an answer."

-- Ken Kesey

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Re: Words of Advice For Young People [Re: kingfish4200]
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good enjoyable read.  thanks  :thumbup:

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Re: Words of Advice For Young People [Re: kingfish4200]
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I actually read all of that. Thats pretty cool.

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Re: Words of Advice For Young People [Re: Deadmaker]
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:thumbup:

Me too

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Re: Words of Advice For Young People [Re: kingfish4200]
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kingfish4200 said:
Never intefere in a boy-and-girl fight.



ive been in 4 actual fights in my life, 3 because of a boy girl fight. if its verbal go nuts, but when i see a guy hit a girl i lose it.


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Re: Words of Advice For Young People [Re: kingfish4200]
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For damn sure.

:thumbup:


:sun:


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Child of the 60's, Tripping ever since.


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