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Re: Younger girls [Re: Skunk420]
    #4231106 - 05/28/05 07:10 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

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skunk78395 said:
why is that good.?? I am not with her anymore anyway, she was too much of a handful..I not rich enough to take care of a lot of kids anyway..that is another thing...





A sex researcher is interviewing men about what they do with their other hand when they masturbate. Three subjects are in the room.

He asks the first man, who replies: "I hold a porno mag."

The second says: "I hold a computer mouse to browse porn on the net."

The third says: "I hold a sponge."

The researcher, startled, says: "Why a sponge?"

"Well, I've got to use something to bathe the kids."


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Re: Younger girls [Re: newuser1492]
    #4231112 - 05/28/05 07:12 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Oh that is funny but fucked up..masterbating at the same time bathing kids....


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Re: Younger girls [Re: newuser1492]
    #4231275 - 05/28/05 07:57 PM (18 years, 8 months ago)

Funny yet disgusting, just my kind of humor :thumbup:


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Re: Younger girls [Re: Corporal Kielbasa]
    #4232384 - 05/29/05 02:50 AM (18 years, 8 months ago)

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SHEIKofSHIITAKE said:
  You got to get a "OLDER" women, so she may school you in the art of luv




:thumbup: :wink:


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Re: Younger girls [Re: Shroomism]
    #4232566 - 05/29/05 05:12 AM (18 years, 7 months ago)

I have a hard time dealing with young chicks...they just annoy me so much most of the time. It's because when you're that age you believe you know everything there is to know about life. Well, at least I thought I did.

Then I got a little older and I realized, "oh crap...I didn't know SHIT about ANYTHING."

I guess because I married young (I am 22, married for almost 2 yrs now) I don't get along that well with girls my own age either. At the college I went to, all the girls my age loved to talk about the stuff they bought at the mall, and how they all went clubbing one night and got wasted, etc. And to be honest, I'm just not interested in that kind of stuff. I like to hang out with my husband, or just spend time with close friends, smoke/trip/camping, etc. Back in the day (when I was 17-19) I loved to party, go shopping and get fucking drunk. But that's not a priority for me anymore, and because it's not, it's hard for me to relate to women my age.

I get along best with older women, just because they are often more 'world-wise' then the other age groups. I can relate much better to people who have more life-experience then your average, snotty 18 year old chick.

It also might be because I have a lot of male energy inside of me. I spent 1/2 of my life trying to keep up with my four brothers.


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Re: Younger girls [Re: Shroomism]
    #4232576 - 05/29/05 05:34 AM (18 years, 7 months ago)

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Shroomism said:
yeah but what are you like 30.. it's always those 16 and 17 year olds with me..talking about high school and stuff :crazy:



As long as said girl is in compliance with said state's age of consent, it's party time for me. Introspective conversations outside of "skool sux. my teacher sux. my parents sux", should NOT be expected though.


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Invisiblenewuser1492
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Re: Younger girls [Re: bukkake]
    #4232823 - 05/29/05 09:04 AM (18 years, 7 months ago)

it's party time for me.

haha that coming from a member who's name is bukkake. hahaha


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Re: Younger girls [Re: Shroomism]
    #4232836 - 05/29/05 09:11 AM (18 years, 7 months ago)

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Younger girls




That's really funny that you made this post...Last weekend I was at a party and ended up talking this chick. We had an absolutely amazing conversation and were practically finishing eachothers sentences...the bond we had was probably the closest I had ever felt with one person so quickly. I decided to ask her how old she was...she said "21..why?" I couldn't believe it...if there is such a thing as a soul mate, this chick was it. She then asked how old I was...so I told her.."35" She actually didn't even seem to care, which was cool...anyways...I got her number and plan to take her out and see what happens.


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Re: Younger girls [Re: Rono]
    #4234002 - 05/29/05 05:00 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

That is cool, I want a 21 year old..I get along with younger women better anyway, or married women, but i wont mess around with married women, I just don't think it is right. I am a much better person then that...if a woman is taken married or not, I will not even mess around..it is just not right in my eyes..


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vandals own you [Re: Skunk420]
    #4234047 - 05/29/05 05:20 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

I've watched you grow for all these years and shamefully admit,
I've loved to watch you blossom and it's awful hard to quit
feeling these feelings stirring up inside of me.
You nearly are a woman now and in a couple years,
all the rules and boundaries will slowly disappear,
wait now my child until you get a little older,
every new sunrise brings your heart a little closer- to me

But I can't make love to you
because you're fourteen just a peck on the cheek as I'm counting the weeks go by
We can't make love together
because you're fourteen years old
And the trust of your mom that we're not doing wrong,
I just can't betray - today.

Just an ounce of patience we can still do things we like-
watch you eat an ice cream cone and watch you ride your bike
Patiently longing for that future day of truth-
I want to hug and kiss you nearly every time I see you
but I don't want the neighborhood to get the wrong idea
there'll come a day when love like ours is not a crime
just give it time-


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Re: vandals own you [Re: mathflower]
    #4234239 - 05/29/05 06:19 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

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mathflower said:
I've watched you grow for all these years and shamefully admit,
I've loved to watch you blossom and it's awful hard to quit
feeling these feelings stirring up inside of me.
You nearly are a woman now and in a couple years,
all the rules and boundaries will slowly disappear,
wait now my child until you get a little older,
every new sunrise brings your heart a little closer- to me

But I can't make love to you
because you're fourteen just a peck on the cheek as I'm counting the weeks go by
We can't make love together
because you're fourteen years old
And the trust of your mom that we're not doing wrong,
I just can't betray - today.

Just an ounce of patience we can still do things we like-
watch you eat an ice cream cone and watch you ride your bike
Patiently longing for that future day of truth-
I want to hug and kiss you nearly every time I see you
but I don't want the neighborhood to get the wrong idea
there'll come a day when love like ours is not a crime
just give it time-




I like that.


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Re: Younger girls [Re: Shroomism]
    #4234394 - 05/29/05 07:28 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

You are to immature for women your own age and the older ones feel the same way....damn son looks like your stuck with the young ones :tongue:
When you are 30 the older ones will pay for everything, the ones your age will never leave you alone and you will be obsessing over some 19 yr  old that wants desperatly to marry you. :smile:
Seriously Shroomism most women think you are a druggie when youre 23 and still have long hair unless you have a recording contract.
My youngest brother is 35 and he cant keep them from buying him everything from roses to paying his rent.
I told him this when he was kinda your age and it came true. If i could go back to any age it would be 30 yrs old for damn shure


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Re: Younger girls [Re: PaulAtreides]
    #4234398 - 05/29/05 07:30 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

whatever muad dib


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Re: Younger girls [Re: PaulAtreides]
    #4234443 - 05/29/05 07:54 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

heh.. I never said I had problems with the older woman. Quite the opposite.


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Re: Younger girls [Re: Shroomism]
    #4234470 - 05/29/05 08:03 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

shroomism...

you seem to be about my age.


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Re: Younger girls [Re: mathflower]
    #4234504 - 05/29/05 08:18 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

heh.. what's that supposed to mean.. huh??
:flowers:


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Re: Younger girls [Re: Shroomism]
    #4234594 - 05/29/05 08:59 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

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Shroomism said:
heh.. what's that supposed to mean.. huh??
:flowers:




Just because one might notice a trend upon their path, doesn't mean the road never deviates from the norm.. :sun:


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Re: Younger girls [Re: mathflower]
    #4234627 - 05/29/05 09:08 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

How very insightful :sun:

See paw?


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Re: Younger girls [Re: PaulAtreides]
    #4234638 - 05/29/05 09:12 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

I am 34, I will go for younger again..by far...clubbing here I go again..tons of party pussy.. you cant score women anywhere else if you party,,, by far..


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Re: Younger girls [Re: Skunk420]
    #4234666 - 05/29/05 09:23 PM (18 years, 7 months ago)

party pussy?

thats the most interesting string of words ive heard all day  :rolleyes:


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