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why is it that I only get approached and hit on by girls that are like 6 or 7 years younger than me (I'm 23..) or woman that are like in their mid 30s and have three kids, or fat chicks. come to think of it... I don't think I've ever been with a girl my age. What is it some trait that I have that draws jail bait to me.. I dont like it. Younger girls are no fun, too immature.. and annoying.. the most of them. older woman know how to party
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Re: Younger girls [Re: Shroomism]
#4229927 - 05/28/05 12:18 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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I like the younger ones...my gf is 6 years younger then I am
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Re: Younger girls [Re: Shroomism]
#4229938 - 05/28/05 12:21 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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I love little girls they make me feel so good I love little girls they make me feel so bad When they're around they make me feel Like I'm the only guy in town I love little girls they make me feel so good
They don't care if I'm a one way mirror They're not frightened by my cold exterior
They don't ask me questions They don't want to scold me They don't look for answers They just want to hold me Isn't this fun Isn't this what life's all about Isn't this a dream come true Isn't this a nightmare too
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They don't care about my inclinations They're not frightened by my revelations
Uh oh take a second take Uh oh it's a mistake Uh oh I'm in trouble Uh oh the little girl was just too little Too little, too little, too little Isn't this what life's all about Isn't this a dream come true Isn't this a nightmare too . . .
And I don't care what people say And I don't care what people think And I don't care how we look walking down the street
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yeah but what are you like 30.. it's always those 16 and 17 year olds with me..talking about high school and stuff
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Re: Younger girls [Re: Shroomism]
#4229945 - 05/28/05 12:23 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Are you working right now? Do you have your own place, a car, etc? If I'm not mistaken, last I knew you didn't have a job. Now, I'm not saying this stuff should be important, but generally older women are more after security than the younger ones. There are a lot of materialistic bitches out there who won't give you the time of day if you don't appear at least semi-successful. The younger girls generally don't care so much about that since they are already supported by their parents and feel temporarily secure.
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Re: Younger girls [Re: adrug]
#4229965 - 05/28/05 12:32 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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heh.. I had my own place, and 2 cars, and a nice job before I came to FL. I just sold my car, and I'm just working part time now until next week when I'm leaving for michigan. But there's this one 36 yo harley chick that wants to take me the lake today.. cause the kids are at grandma's house But yeah generally I don't mess with the materialistic ones.. and are you kidding me.. there are at least as many materialistic younger ones, if not more.. at least here.
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Re: Younger girls [Re: Shroomism]
#4229984 - 05/28/05 12:38 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ok, so maybe I'm on crack. I plead girl, your honor!
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Re: Younger girls [Re: adrug]
#4229991 - 05/28/05 12:41 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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lol.. no but you're probably at least partially right. I just don't know why I can't get a woman my age. Maybe I wouldn't like it.. I mean the closest was spliffy and see how that turned out. Ah well, the wheel weaves as the wheel wills.
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Re: Younger girls [Re: Shroomism]
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Ah well, the wheel weaves as the wheel wills.
Man, that just tied my brain into a knot.
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Re: Younger girls [Re: adrug]
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The wheel of time turns, and ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the age that gave it birth comes again.
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Re: Younger girls [Re: Shroomism]
#4230032 - 05/28/05 12:50 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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The two prettiest girls at my job are juniors and seniors in high school. It makes me feel like a dirty old man, but I can't help but check them out all the time. Their bodies are telling me that they're ready for action.
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Re: Younger girls [Re: Learyfan]
#4230104 - 05/28/05 01:16 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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yeah I know exactly what you're talking about man
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Re: Younger girls [Re: Shroomism]
#4230122 - 05/28/05 01:27 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Shroomism said: it's always those 16 and 17 year olds with me..talking about high school and stuff
hah I know how this goes man. Iv got this one 16 year old chick always trying to talk to me online and she calls me once and a while to talk about "problems" in her life. Shes only 3 years younger than me so that really isnt all that bad. I think she thinks of me as some sort of personal fucking counselor or some shit. ahh well. She looks damn good but she is very immature.
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Stop listening to her bullshit unless you're getting some poontang pie. There's no reason you should be talking to her otherwise. Men are pussies.
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Eh.. I never said I didnt hit it but I never said I did either.
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Re: Younger girls [Re: Shroomism]
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Its the long hair dood.. Its happens to me all the time as well.
My theory is that all girls are attracted to it when they are younger. But by the time they get to our age they have been hurt by someone with the long hair/bad dood imagine so they are scared of us.
They get over it around their 30's
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Re: Younger girls [Re: Shroomism]
#4230270 - 05/28/05 02:37 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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WWMD?
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Vampire999 said: Its the long hair dood.. Its happens to me all the time as well.
My theory is that all girls are attracted to it when they are younger. But by the time they get to our age they have been hurt by someone with the long hair/bad dood imagine so they are scared of us.
They get over it around their 30's
I'm 27 and love guys with long hair. Very sexy. It's all about the attitude. I like guys who have long hair and attitude.
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Paradigm said: WWMD?
LOL!!! 
Vamp.. I think you're right. I had a long hair theory going
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id have long hair but my hair is just the slightest bit curly so it looks like a filthy fuckin mop before it gets too long
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Re: Younger girls [Re: Yarry]
#4230349 - 05/28/05 03:08 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Forget about all that long hair nonsense. That's for girls! It just gets in your way guys. I did the long hair thing awhile back. I guess chicks dig it, but it was pretty annoying and uncomfortable, especially in the summer in 100 degree heat. Well I guess I can say I was a freebird for a little bit. I like it short now. Not too short, but short.
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Fuck that. Long hair pwnz.
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Damn straight. Let's see them shorthairs do this.

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Re: Younger girls [Re: Shroomism]
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LOL!!! Don't get me wrong long hair is cool, it's just way too hot in my neck of the woods. Jesus Mary and Joseph it's hot.........
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Re: Younger girls [Re: Shroomism]
#4230446 - 05/28/05 03:33 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Hell yeah my hair defies gravity but its still long hair
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Re: Younger girls [Re: buckwheat]
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You got a mohawk going on? Those are awesome.........
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Re: Younger girls [Re: Shroomism]
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Re: Younger girls [Re: buckwheat]
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Re: Younger girls [Re: Shroomism]
#4230634 - 05/28/05 04:24 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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thank heavens for little girls! Im getting chased around by a 15 year old right now and me and you Shroomisim are the same age. I use big words and she is like i dont know what the hell you are talking about. So i tell her she will learn them in highschool.
I do well with the 20 year olds though. Girls that i known since highschool too that are my age. Never got more then a couple smiles from them in school. But after getting their shaire of the outgoing kids. I see them now and we have a great time. They are like im glad your still around cuz you keep it real you are who you are and you dont try to change or hide it, your down to earth and thats why we are still friends. That was a good night, boosted my crazy huge ego even more.
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Re: Younger girls [Re: Shroomism]
#4230663 - 05/28/05 04:35 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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my ex-girlfriend was 11 months older then me, she is one of the older women i have had..I would date an older one agin, but I prefer no younger then 21...
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Re: Younger girls [Re: Skunk420]
#4230671 - 05/28/05 04:38 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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imo within a year is hardly older. You got to get a "OLDER" women, so she may school you in the art of luv
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the oldest woman I've been with was 37 
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man i feel the same way. i'm a little younger (20 in less than a month) so the age diffrences aren't as great as you're talking about but still i want a chick my age. i've been asked out for drinks many a time to have to be like "uh, yeah, i'm only 19" not as many younger girls. i did hook up with a 16 y/o when i was 18, i don't think that's bad really though. i'm old enough to drink when i'm at now tho so maybe that'll help.
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Re: Younger girls [Re: Shroomism]
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So where are you guys getting these younger chicks? I was thinking about hanging around the parking lot of the high school I used to go to but then security might catch on...
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Yea right, I can manage myself thank you very much..I can get any age I want to.. ..besides I have had enough to be a teacher,,...I am not a kid..
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haha, try a roller rink or movie theater :p
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Re: Younger girls [Re: John]
#4230729 - 05/28/05 04:58 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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Or the mall. There are a lot at the mall. I look a lot younger than my age so I think I could pick some up. That would be awesome. Some 17 year old slutty girl ready to bang. I can't imagine anything better. I missed out on all this stuff in high school..........
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have fun in jail...I would never go for any woman under 18...ever..
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Re: Younger girls [Re: Skunk420]
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ha ha my bad for some reason i got that you were 20 or something. I dunno how i got that now that i reread it. But um yeah older women know more then all of us combined.... end of story.
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Re: Younger girls [Re: John]
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heh.. all sorts of places man. The young chicks at grocery stores, wal-mart.. just normal places.. like usually when I am just hanging outside smoking a cigarette. I don't go to roller rinks or the mall or anything. This one girl in florida found my bands website and somehow my aim name and messaged me from nowhere saying she likes crazy sex.. and would I please come pick her up from school the next day early in the morning so she could skip.  Then when I went to the bar to play pinball once and this drunken 30 something chick straight from scotland started hanging on my arm and saying how good I play pinball.. lol.. I couldn't understand half of what she said though.. but her parents were at the bar with her getting sloshed and giving me approving nods and smiles. and then there's just times when I wonder why can't I ever find a chick  maybe I'm just too picky
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Re: Younger girls [Re: Shroomism]
#4230767 - 05/28/05 05:05 PM (18 years, 8 months ago) |
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LOL I'm just kidding of course....I would make sure they were 18
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I couldn't understand half of what she said though.. but her parents were at the bar with her getting sloshed and giving me approving nods and smiles.
That is hilarious. Was this girl butt-ugly or what?
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Mighty Bop said: So where are you guys getting these younger chicks? I was thinking about hanging around the parking lot of the high school I used to go to but then security might catch on...
That shit cracked me up dude. hah
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I am no expert though, she was 32 and I was 31 at the time..but I haven't had lots of experience with all kinds of women though, but i have had enough to know what I am doing and she did too..
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No.. she was actually pretty hot.. and a really heavy scottish accent.. it just freaked me out that this woman was hitting on me and her parents were there smiling at me while she was doing it. Like.. "go ahead mate.. bang my daughter "
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Re: Younger girls [Re: Shroomism]
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Hehe so what happened?
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Re: Younger girls [Re: Shroomism]
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You want to talk about older women. An old friend of mine from HS who is 20 y.o. is getting married to a 35 year old with 3 kids that arent his. She is a pretty cool chick and looks a little younger than she is, she's very thin and not ugly per say.. She had an affair with him and now they are getting hitched. He is really good with the kids and shit and is taking up responsibilty for them. Hes a better man than me. I couldnt do it. Fuck I couldnt do her.. Thats a little old for me.. Shes got a really nice job and hes working at the TLE (Tire Lube and Express) at Wally World so they are doing ok.
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Tell him not to throw his life away like that. A friend of mine just kicked his girlfriend out of his house. She was living there with her kid and taking advantage of him. He finally came around.......
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Well nothing came of that.. I talked with her for a few minutes and wandered over to the bar and they eventually left.
But now the chick that wanted me to pick her up from school.. she was really hot.. and 16.
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Re: Younger girls [Re: Fungi_x]
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I love little girls. Screw that old dried up crusty used pussy. I like that sweet little innocent naive thing.
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Any fit female 17+ is ripe for the plucking... 
I wonder what womens views on this are hmmmm.
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I think I will go for 21 year old women again, because I am sick of dealing with other womens kids...I am not the best baby sitter, my ex-girl had 3 kids.. 3, 6 and a 9 year old at the time..all from a different father. They didn't listen to me half the time, mainly because I was not thier daddy. I am not against kids, I am just not ready to deal with them again, maybe a woman with one, maybe two..younger kids. But if I have to deal with kids, I want to be the father of them, preferrably.. I think 18 is too young for me, I think they got to be atleast old enough to be of legal age to drink..because I like to besides...I look ten years younger then I am anyway, which is a plus..people who dont know me think I am 24 at the most..or younger. I like that, it is a lot more fun in the dating scene..
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Re: Younger girls [Re: Skunk420]
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my ex-girl had 3 kids.. 3, 6 and a 9 year old at the time
But just think ... you get to give them baths.
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why is that good.?? I am not with her anymore anyway, she was too much of a handful..I not rich enough to take care of a lot of kids anyway..that is another thing...
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Re: Younger girls [Re: Skunk420]
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I would NEVER date a girl who has kids. Anyone who takes on that extra baggage must be some kind of masochist.
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I would again if the woman was already rich and had a damn good paying job..but I wasn't thinking at the time.. But that is what I was saying, I should go for younger, becuse a lot of women that are older have kids..well in Utah anyway, that are into the same things i am anyway..
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Re: Younger girls [Re: Skunk420]
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skunk78395 said: why is that good.?? I am not with her anymore anyway, she was too much of a handful..I not rich enough to take care of a lot of kids anyway..that is another thing...
A sex researcher is interviewing men about what they do with their other hand when they masturbate. Three subjects are in the room.
He asks the first man, who replies: "I hold a porno mag."
The second says: "I hold a computer mouse to browse porn on the net."
The third says: "I hold a sponge."
The researcher, startled, says: "Why a sponge?"
"Well, I've got to use something to bathe the kids."
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Oh that is funny but fucked up..masterbating at the same time bathing kids....
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Funny yet disgusting, just my kind of humor
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SHEIKofSHIITAKE said: You got to get a "OLDER" women, so she may school you in the art of luv
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Re: Younger girls [Re: Shroomism]
#4232566 - 05/29/05 05:12 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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I have a hard time dealing with young chicks...they just annoy me so much most of the time. It's because when you're that age you believe you know everything there is to know about life. Well, at least I thought I did.
Then I got a little older and I realized, "oh crap...I didn't know SHIT about ANYTHING."
I guess because I married young (I am 22, married for almost 2 yrs now) I don't get along that well with girls my own age either. At the college I went to, all the girls my age loved to talk about the stuff they bought at the mall, and how they all went clubbing one night and got wasted, etc. And to be honest, I'm just not interested in that kind of stuff. I like to hang out with my husband, or just spend time with close friends, smoke/trip/camping, etc. Back in the day (when I was 17-19) I loved to party, go shopping and get fucking drunk. But that's not a priority for me anymore, and because it's not, it's hard for me to relate to women my age.
I get along best with older women, just because they are often more 'world-wise' then the other age groups. I can relate much better to people who have more life-experience then your average, snotty 18 year old chick.
It also might be because I have a lot of male energy inside of me. I spent 1/2 of my life trying to keep up with my four brothers.
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Re: Younger girls [Re: Shroomism]
#4232576 - 05/29/05 05:34 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Shroomism said: yeah but what are you like 30.. it's always those 16 and 17 year olds with me..talking about high school and stuff
As long as said girl is in compliance with said state's age of consent, it's party time for me. Introspective conversations outside of "skool sux. my teacher sux. my parents sux", should NOT be expected though.
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Re: Younger girls [Re: bukkake]
#4232823 - 05/29/05 09:04 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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it's party time for me.
haha that coming from a member who's name is bukkake. hahaha
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Re: Younger girls [Re: Shroomism]
#4232836 - 05/29/05 09:11 AM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Younger girls
That's really funny that you made this post...Last weekend I was at a party and ended up talking this chick. We had an absolutely amazing conversation and were practically finishing eachothers sentences...the bond we had was probably the closest I had ever felt with one person so quickly. I decided to ask her how old she was...she said "21..why?" I couldn't believe it...if there is such a thing as a soul mate, this chick was it. She then asked how old I was...so I told her.."35" She actually didn't even seem to care, which was cool...anyways...I got her number and plan to take her out and see what happens.
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Re: Younger girls [Re: Rono]
#4234002 - 05/29/05 05:00 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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That is cool, I want a 21 year old..I get along with younger women better anyway, or married women, but i wont mess around with married women, I just don't think it is right. I am a much better person then that...if a woman is taken married or not, I will not even mess around..it is just not right in my eyes..
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vandals own you [Re: Skunk420]
#4234047 - 05/29/05 05:20 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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I've watched you grow for all these years and shamefully admit, I've loved to watch you blossom and it's awful hard to quit feeling these feelings stirring up inside of me. You nearly are a woman now and in a couple years, all the rules and boundaries will slowly disappear, wait now my child until you get a little older, every new sunrise brings your heart a little closer- to me
But I can't make love to you because you're fourteen just a peck on the cheek as I'm counting the weeks go by We can't make love together because you're fourteen years old And the trust of your mom that we're not doing wrong, I just can't betray - today.
Just an ounce of patience we can still do things we like- watch you eat an ice cream cone and watch you ride your bike Patiently longing for that future day of truth- I want to hug and kiss you nearly every time I see you but I don't want the neighborhood to get the wrong idea there'll come a day when love like ours is not a crime just give it time-
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Re: vandals own you [Re: mathflower]
#4234239 - 05/29/05 06:19 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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mathflower said: I've watched you grow for all these years and shamefully admit, I've loved to watch you blossom and it's awful hard to quit feeling these feelings stirring up inside of me. You nearly are a woman now and in a couple years, all the rules and boundaries will slowly disappear, wait now my child until you get a little older, every new sunrise brings your heart a little closer- to me
But I can't make love to you because you're fourteen just a peck on the cheek as I'm counting the weeks go by We can't make love together because you're fourteen years old And the trust of your mom that we're not doing wrong, I just can't betray - today.
Just an ounce of patience we can still do things we like- watch you eat an ice cream cone and watch you ride your bike Patiently longing for that future day of truth- I want to hug and kiss you nearly every time I see you but I don't want the neighborhood to get the wrong idea there'll come a day when love like ours is not a crime just give it time-
I like that.
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Re: Younger girls [Re: Shroomism]
#4234394 - 05/29/05 07:28 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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You are to immature for women your own age and the older ones feel the same way....damn son looks like your stuck with the young ones  When you are 30 the older ones will pay for everything, the ones your age will never leave you alone and you will be obsessing over some 19 yr old that wants desperatly to marry you.  Seriously Shroomism most women think you are a druggie when youre 23 and still have long hair unless you have a recording contract. My youngest brother is 35 and he cant keep them from buying him everything from roses to paying his rent. I told him this when he was kinda your age and it came true. If i could go back to any age it would be 30 yrs old for damn shure
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whatever muad dib
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heh.. I never said I had problems with the older woman. Quite the opposite.
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Re: Younger girls [Re: Shroomism]
#4234470 - 05/29/05 08:03 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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shroomism...
you seem to be about my age.
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Shroomism
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heh.. what's that supposed to mean.. huh??
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Re: Younger girls [Re: Shroomism]
#4234594 - 05/29/05 08:59 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Shroomism said: heh.. what's that supposed to mean.. huh??
Just because one might notice a trend upon their path, doesn't mean the road never deviates from the norm..
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How very insightful 
See paw?
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I am 34, I will go for younger again..by far...clubbing here I go again..tons of party pussy.. you cant score women anywhere else if you party,,, by far..
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Re: Younger girls [Re: Skunk420]
#4234666 - 05/29/05 09:23 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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party pussy?
thats the most interesting string of words ive heard all day
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mathflower said: party pussy?
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Skunk420


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hey pussy is a party, if they love to trip...pussy that loves to party..is fun..on shrooms that is..
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Re: Younger girls [Re: Skunk420]
#4234692 - 05/29/05 09:34 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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skunk78395 said: I am 34, I will go for younger again..by far...clubbing here I go again..tons of party pussy.. you cant score women anywhere else if you party... by far..
Shit Shroomism gets way more nay nay that your `peppe la poo ass will ever dream of getting BTW i wasnt putting Shroomism down at all ....he gets more ass than i ever did so maybe i was referring to me myself and I  Damn i still wish i was 30 again...
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Skunk420


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who are you again? I am not putting down shroomism..just youre arse if any, I like shroomism..who are you??? I can get mine if i want to..when I can afford it..
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PaulAtreides said: You are to immature for women your own age and the older ones feel the same way....damn son looks like your stuck with the young ones  When you are 30 the older ones will pay for everything, the ones your age will never leave you alone and you will be obsessing over some 19 yr old that wants desperatly to marry you.  Seriously Shroomism most women think you are a druggie when youre 23 and still have long hair unless you have a recording contract. My youngest brother is 35 and he cant keep them from buying him everything from roses to paying his rent. I told him this when he was kinda your age and it came true. If i could go back to any age it would be 30 yrs old for damn shure
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Shroomism
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lol you guys
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Re: Younger girls [Re: Shroomism]
#4234932 - 05/29/05 10:56 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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hey atleast you are popular, people waways treated me like I was an outcast...
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Re: Younger girls [Re: Skunk420]
#4234966 - 05/29/05 11:12 PM (18 years, 7 months ago) |
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Get some new cologne `Peppe ...You `La Poo I got poo on the brain
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