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Unfolding Nature Shop: Unfolding Nature: Being in the Implicate Order

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I laughed so hard my face went numb.
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I just saw one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time... this could be straight out of jackass, but happened on accident because mother nature is being a bitch around here right now.

So, there's a hill around my house that has a scenic overlook that looks out over our town. At the top (where I was at) there is a trailhead that goes down to the base of the hill, and a construction site where there's a couple port-o-potties. I was up there observing the dust storm blowing through our town right now, and some guy comes up the trailhead and goes into the port-o-pottie. Now, the wind has been blowing with gusts over 60 mph today, and these port-o-crappers were already wobbly in the plain wind... so, this guys is in the john and a gust comes through strong enough to rock my car, I think "damn, the wind is bad up here" and look over toward where the port-o-johns are at........... the one where the guy went to take a dump is face down on the ground with dude in it. I couldn't believe it.... it was too surreal for words. I got out of the car and went over to see if he was alright... the john was laying on the door!! I had to roll it on its side so this guy could climb out! He was totally covered in blue shit water and very pissed off but I couldn;t help cracking up... I laughed so hard my face went numb! This couldn't have been planned any better, but I felt bad for the guy.... he had to walk back down the hill to his car before he could drive home and clean up... he was SOOOOOO pissed off, I didn't even try to console him. He just said thanks, and stomped off back down the hill.... I almost passed out laughing so hard in my car. Never have I seen ANYTHING like that. LOL~~~!!!!

:dielaughing: :dielaughing: :dielaughing:


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Re: I laughed so hard my face went numb. [Re: mediman0078]
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...good samaritan. :headbanger:


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Re: I laughed so hard my face went numb. [Re: Djdoobieleave]
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Hehe..poor guy :P.


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Re: I laughed so hard my face went numb. [Re: Ramuh]
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That had to suck ass. He completely smelled like piss and that blue disinfectant stuff.... poor guy. Talk about "shitty" LUCK!! LMFAO!!!! IT'S STILL FUNNY AN HOUR LATER!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!11


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Re: I laughed so hard my face went numb. [Re: mediman0078]
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oh man, shows you how God has a sense of humour. :lol:


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"Blessed are the peacemakers." Matthew 5:9

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Re: I laughed so hard my face went numb. [Re: TheCheat]
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you should have told his ass to go the hospital and get some medical advice on how to clean up...

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Re: I laughed so hard my face went numb. [Re: mediman0078]
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:lol: I would've laughed my ass off as well.


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Re: I laughed so hard my face went numb. [Re: mediman0078]
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Desiree said:
:lol: I would've laughed my ass off as well.


As would I! :lol: Of course, every time I do LSD my face gets numb (and sore for a couple of days) from laughing too much too....

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Re: I laughed so hard my face went numb. [Re: mediman0078]
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I would have left him in there for a bit, asking him questions and feigning on trying to push it over, saying its too heavy and then I'd pretend to leave.  :smile:



McKennaDMT :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2: :mushroom2:


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Re: I laughed so hard my face went numb. [Re: mediman0078]
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Those are called "Mexican Space-shuttles".



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