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get laid every single night! new step by step instructions.
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no its not to good to be true!

ok dont get pissed off though, here me out!

step 1: go out , hire prostitute or pick up a girl at the club (ok this is the ONLY time you have to leave the house)

step 2: have sex with said girl, and also do some heavy petting, making out, and yeah fuck her

step 3: learn to lucid dream and master dream recall. not that hard, seriously! use the interupted sleep technique (it is described in the thread titled "lucid dreaming" on this same page) and just write down your dreams every morning

step 4: when you become lucid in your dream, think about your intention to fuck a woman, then go fly around until you find one (probably wont take that long) and just grab her and do your thing!

believe it or not, this absolutely works. it has been scientifically proven that you can achieve orgasm in lucid dreams. Also, i can speak from my own extensive experience that sensual stimulation of all kinds can be JUST AS REAL as waking life in dreams. The orange is just as orange in your dream as when awake. The chocalate bar tastes just like real chocale. that girls hand down your pants feels just like... etc.

The reason i stipulated that you should have real waking sex at least once is that in my experience, until you do so, yoiu cant have real sex in your dreams.

before i had sex the first time, i was able to have extremely pleasurable make out sessions and heavy petting in my dreams, and could jack off or have a girl jack me off, but when i tried to have penetrative sex it would just get all wierd and warped and usually i would wake up or the scene would change. but once you DO have real sex, than those stimulations can be reproduced in the dream.

also, you will never have the same fuck twice! all you need is that one experience to open the gateway, and your mind will take it from there.

part of the reason  i made this thread is that it amazes me that more people dont lucid dream, or even remember there dreams.

i can say with confidence, there is NO SKILL in this world more rewarding to learn. when you can lucid dream, the doors of perception are blown wide open. you can have experiences of anything, things you would otherwise never know!

what would you rather do, lie down, turn yourself off for a few hours, then get up and go to work, or ...

lie down, fly around in your personal astro ship, land on mars, enter the cave of the foxy space whores, fuck for an hour, then levitate in a pool of green silk? (or whatever)

seriously guys, your missing out on all the fun.

anyone who disagrees that "anything is possible" is just to lazy to learn to lucid dream.

if you find yourself disapointed by this post, after reading the title, than you just havent grasped the implications yet.

sweet dreams!



:grin:

(you mods had BEST not move this thread, i can cite about a billion examples of threads less relevant allowed to stay, this is where it belongs yo)


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Everything I post is fiction.

Edited by Moonshoe (11/19/05 07:42 PM)

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Re: get laid every single night! without leaving the house! [Re: Moonshoe]
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Sounds cool, but who/where are the girls in the lucid dreams?  Are they real and dreaming too?  Or are they just imaginary?  And if they're just imaginary, why would you have to fly around to get them and if you fly around to get them, you're leaving your house if, as you state, things are just as real in lucid dreaming as in real life.
Not trying to be a pain in the ass, but I'm  :confused:


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Absense of evidence is not evidence of absense...

"Religion is a defense against a religious experience"
              Carl G. Jung

 
"So really, ordinary reality is a kind of chemical habit, sanctioned by culture, which says it's okay to use certain drugs, eat certain foods, and have certain sexual behaviors. However, when you transcend all this pre-conditioning by returning to the original wisdom of the animal body, then you discover this immense dimension of opportunity. For some people, it is a frightening risk. To me, that's the psychedelic experience."
Terence McKenna

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Re: get laid every single night! without leaving the house! [Re: VirgilKane]
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i can't even jack off in my dreams usually, and i've only had orgasms maybe 3 times total...... generally speaking i always wake up while cumming and NOTHING happens......

it's a good idea if it works for you, and i think KNOWING what sex is like is necessary before you can do it...... so .... yeah.


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I am the MacDaddy of Heimlich County, I play it Straight Up Yo!

....I embrace my desire to feel the rhythm, to feel connected enough to step aside and weep like a widow, to feel inspired, to fathom the power, to witness the beauty, to bathe in the fountain, to swing on the spiral of our divinity and still be a human......
Om Namah Shivaya, I tell you What!

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Re: get laid every single night! without leaving the house! [Re: Moonshoe]
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ive achieved orgasms from lucid dreams its pretty crazy. messy too.

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Re: get laid every single night! without leaving the house! [Re: VirgilKane]
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"Sounds cool, but who/where are the girls in the lucid dreams? Are they real and dreaming too? Or are they just imaginary?"

there not "real" there dream characters



"And if they're just imaginary, why would you have to fly around to get them"


well, when you get lucid in a dream, there might not be any women around. you might be alone or with men or whatever. so you just think about women and go looking for one in the dream, and then you find one. its alot harder (but possible) to summon or manifest things in a dream then it is to think about them and then walk around a corner or open a door and find one.

"and if you fly around to get them, you're leaving your house if, as you state, things are just as real in lucid dreaming as in real life."

well your physical body is still in your house.


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Everything I post is fiction.

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Re: get laid every single night! without leaving the house! [Re: Moonshoe]
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You do this? :thumbup:

Who da man? You da man! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: get laid every single night! without leaving the house! [Re: Icelander]
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Quote:
well, when you get lucid in a dream, there might not be any women around. you might be alone or with men or whatever. so you just think about women and go looking for one in the dream, and then you find one. its alot harder (but possible) to summon or manifest things in a dream then it is to think about them and then walk around a corner or open a door and find one.


Cool info!  Thanks for sharing the inner workings of this, I've always been interested.

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"and if you fly around to get them, you're leaving your house if, as you state, things are just as real in lucid dreaming as in real life."

well your physical body is still in your house.



Yeah, I was just fuckin' with ya on that part.(kinda like the Homeless Man with closets) :rofl2:  THAT was a good one!! :thumbup:

Wish I had the motivation to learn this...I'm too lazy to even do stuff in my sleep! :smirk:


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Absense of evidence is not evidence of absense...

"Religion is a defense against a religious experience"
              Carl G. Jung

 
"So really, ordinary reality is a kind of chemical habit, sanctioned by culture, which says it's okay to use certain drugs, eat certain foods, and have certain sexual behaviors. However, when you transcend all this pre-conditioning by returning to the original wisdom of the animal body, then you discover this immense dimension of opportunity. For some people, it is a frightening risk. To me, that's the psychedelic experience."
Terence McKenna

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Re: get laid every single night! without leaving the house! [Re: Icelander]
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"you do this?"

sometimes yeah. i only get lucid every so often (but fairly often) and only sometimes do i end up having sex. but it definetly is possible and VERY enjoyable.

most often though, when i get lucid, i just soar and soar through wierd landscapes. flying is a great feeling and what usually comes to mind. sex is a close second.


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Everything I post is fiction.

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Re: get laid every single night! without leaving the house! [Re: Moonshoe]
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Moonshoe said:
it has been scientifically proven that you can achieve orgasm in lucid dreams.


Yes, I have done this before. I've also eaten mushrooms and actually tripped in a dream, seriously.

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Re: get laid every single night! without leaving the house! [Re: it stars saddam]
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I have tripped in dreams. Loads of fun. :thumbup:


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: get laid every single night! without leaving the house! [Re: Icelander]
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this is fascinating, someone experienced should provide a link so I can figure out how to fly and control my dreams.
This all reminds me of the movie: Waking Life.


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Re: get laid every single night! without leaving the house! [Re: Moonshoe]
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I figured out how to get laid every night without leaving the house...get married. Of course, it is not as cheap...and there are often complications.


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"A warrior is a hunter. He calculates everything. That's control. Once his calculations are over, he acts. He lets go. That's abandon. A warrior is not a leaf at the mercy of the wind. No one can push him; no one can make him do things against himself or against his better judgment. A warrior is tuned to survive, and he survives in the best of all possible fashions." ― Carlos Castaneda

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Re: get laid every single night! without leaving the house! [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
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Every night? Really? You is so the stud. :thumbup:


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: get laid every single night! without leaving the house! [Re: Icelander]
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At one time maybe. Now I don't WANT to get laid every night. Age takes a slight toll. I am already practicing for being an old man. I am already opinionated and pushy.


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"A warrior is a hunter. He calculates everything. That's control. Once his calculations are over, he acts. He lets go. That's abandon. A warrior is not a leaf at the mercy of the wind. No one can push him; no one can make him do things against himself or against his better judgment. A warrior is tuned to survive, and he survives in the best of all possible fashions." ― Carlos Castaneda

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Re: get laid every single night! without leaving the house! [Re: Moonshoe]
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The reason i stipulated that you should have real waking sex at least once is that in my experience, until you do so, yoiu cant have real sex in your dreams.



Yeah, I had the same. I could not have sex in my dreams before I had real sex. Does everyone have this? Interesting.

I can do many things I've never done in my dreams, but not sex before I had sex.

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Re: get laid every single night! without leaving the house! [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
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Huehuecoyotl said:
At one time maybe. Now I don't WANT to get laid every night. Age takes a slight toll. I am already practicing for being an old man. I am already opinionated and pushy.


Yeah me too. Lets be crotchety old warriors.


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: get laid every single night! without leaving the house! [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
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Huehuecoyotl said:
I figured out how to get laid every night without leaving the house...get married. Of course, it is not as cheap...and there are often complications.


you must not have children yet

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Re: get laid every single night! without leaving the house! [Re: it stars saddam]
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yes i have smoked weed in dreams and enjoyed it , although it was a slightly insubstantial feeling... ive done mushrooms and tripped HARD but in a way that was not at all like a waking mushroom trip. Cocaine i found had no real effect, but then again it never did much of anything when i was awake either, except keep me awake. Exstasy in dreams made me feel great, not quite like a roll but definetly similar. Salvia in my dreams was absolutely zonkers, more intense than salvia in waking life for me (although i never quite broke through on it)


as for how to fly in your dreams... its hard to explain. you kind of have to pioneeer it for yourself./ but the mechanism is willing in dreams its all about willing. not doing. so right now can you WILL yourself to fly up to the cieiling? just desire/imagine it. nothing happen? if you were asleep, it would have.

EDIT: I WILL WALK YOU THROUGH THE PROCESS STEP BY STEP:



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Everything I post is fiction.

Edited by Moonshoe (11/19/05 07:45 PM)

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Re: get laid every single night! without leaving the house! [Re: goobler]
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"you must not have children yet"

My ass...I have 3 and they ain't little no more either. Didn't I say "complications".


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"A warrior is a hunter. He calculates everything. That's control. Once his calculations are over, he acts. He lets go. That's abandon. A warrior is not a leaf at the mercy of the wind. No one can push him; no one can make him do things against himself or against his better judgment. A warrior is tuned to survive, and he survives in the best of all possible fashions." ― Carlos Castaneda

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Re: get laid every single night! without leaving the house! [Re: Huehuecoyotl]
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oh yeah, someone wantead info on how to have and control lucid dreams. heres a quick run through for everyone (follow a,b and c for everystep, its not either or)

1. learn to remember your dreams by

A. repeating to yourself as you fall asleep (mentally) "i will remember my dreams and  write them down" over and over

B. strongly intending and desiring to rediscover your dream life

C .writing down your dreams in as much detail as possible every morning. this requires will power because when you are tired you will want to fall right back asleep. have a lamp and a notepad and pen within arms reach of your bed.

2. (after learning to recall your dreams every night) learn to have lucid dreams by

A. setting your alarm clock to wake you up one hour ( or more) earlier than you would normally wake up. When it goes off, get OUT OF BED, walk around for a moment, have a glass of water then going back to sleep.

B. while falling back asleep, repeat to yourself mentally "i will have a lucid dream" over and over OR "i will become aware that i am dreaming". just focus on your intent to have a lucid dream (be aware when you are dreaming, of the fact that it is a dream)

C. throughout your waking day, make regular checks to ensure that you are awake. You have to seriously entertain the fact that you might be asleep! look at everything closely for a moment, then do one of the following things - read a digital clock (if its a dream, it will be all crazy)
                          - push your finger through your oppoiste hand (if its a dream, it will work)
                          -turn a light switch on and off (if its a dream, it WONT work)

OK! if you do all these things on a regular basis, you should begin to lucid dream within a few weeks, days if your a quick learner!

use this methods, and theres a good chance you could have a lucid dream tonite!

this is only the begging stages to people! it goes much much deeper!

:grin:


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Everything I post is fiction.

Edited by Moonshoe (11/19/05 07:53 PM)

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