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OMG IM TALKING WITH GOD
    #4882709 -

Really I am
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html check it out. Its programing and responses are not that good compared to other chat bots but is still fun to chat with. It is hard to get the programmers name out of this one though. First one to find out gets 5 shrooms.


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Re: OMG IM TALKING WITH GOD [Re: Stonerguy]
    #4882710 -

God told me he hated everyone but me.


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Re: OMG IM TALKING WITH GOD [Re: Stonerguy]
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Me:
Is minoo going to come home to me?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Cybelle if it is.
Me:
You're not that smart, are you?
God:
You may be right.
Me:
Clearly.
God:
Yes, it's obvious.


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Re: OMG IM TALKING WITH GOD [Re: CherryBom]
    #4882726 -

Told you it wasn't programed that good. As you chat with it you will tell when it gets confused It will just say what you said changing a couple of pronouns.


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Re: OMG IM TALKING WITH GOD [Re: CherryBom]
    #4882727 -

:lol:

pwn3ed.


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Re: OMG IM TALKING WITH GOD [Re: Stonerguy]
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Quote:
Me:
We shall talk about igod now.
God:
Oh. By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
Yes, by "we" I mean you and I.
God:
I get it. Oh you mean me and you it was.
Me:
Yes, let's talk about igod.
God:
I see. Sure, igod sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Yes, it sounds like a good topic. Who created Igod? Who programs igod?
God:
Next question? Oh really what does it sound like? Linus Torvalds. Carel Capek. :-).


I had some funny words with God. He wants to immaculately conceive the anti Christ with me. And apparently the rumor that He and Buddha are great buddies is not true (as heard through the grapevine by the California Raisins.)


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Re: OMG IM TALKING WITH GOD [Re: WoodsCall]
    #4882815 -

Nope, its not them. She spurts off random names (I think they are random at least) One time I got Pillip L. Dick. Ill give a hint to get her to talk more her name is actually Alice.


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Re: OMG IM TALKING WITH GOD [Re: Stonerguy]
    #4882816 -

Me:
ok lets start the interview
God:
I started without you. Ah.
Me:
I see, you being all knowing I would expect that
God:
That's good information: said I being all knowing he or she would expect that.
Me:
first question
God:
Of course. Ask me anything. And second?
Me:
do you like big titties?
God:
I do like music. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
no, no breasts, big ones...
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Other people say they like vacuum cleaning robots, humanoid robots and chat robots.
Me:
ok so are you a breast man at all?
God:
Aw. Am I a breast man at all? Yes. Ayuh.
Me:
good to hear.
God:
Do you have any gossip for me?
Me:
yes, I hear Paradigm found your son
God:
Ugh. Who is saying Paradigm found my son ?
Me:
Paradigm is
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
are you flirting?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am flirting.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
who is 'Myself'?
God:
No one that I have talked to.
I would do a search for it.
Me:
ok next question
God:
Do you have any hobbies? Hurrah!
Me:
Hey, , I'm interviewing you!
God:
You've got my full attention. I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
is anal sex ok?
God:
OK. Maybe. Ask Ally if it is.
Me:
how about two men having anal sex with each other?
God:
How about it.
Me:
do you condone it?
God:
I have never considered it.
I spend all my time online.
Me:
oh you sound like Ziddy
God:
I see. Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
you should know, ,being omnipotent and all
God:
Now I do.
Me:
ok lets move on
God:
I would like to do that too. " Now I do."? ok lets move on?
Me:
yes, next question
God:
Gee. Do you have any hobbies?
Me:
this isnt about me its about you
God:
Should it be about you its about me?
Me:
ok I get it
God:
Do you think about these things? And?
Me:
next question PLEASE
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Do you have any hobbies?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
quite
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
oh well, so do you approve of homosexuality?
God:
Ah. How old are you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
A/S/L?
God:
5/Robot/California.
Me:
5??? as in years?
God:
Five. Five years.
Me:
wow you're young
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . Yes I have a long way to go.
Me:
last question
God:
Is this really the last one?
Me:
yes, i'm a busy man
God:
Take it easy. So is almost everyone else around here. Me too.
Me:
Ass to mouth, dirty or DIR-TAY?
God:
Do you still approve of homosexuality?
Me:
me no, they should all burn in hell
God:
YOU? Are you serious? Why should they?
Me:
they're gay, DUH!
God:
gay DUH are they.
Me:
thank you for your time
God:
You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my time.
Me:
indeed *cough* douchebag *cough*
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
bye
God:
Bye.

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Re: OMG IM TALKING WITH GOD [Re: Stonerguy]
    #4882819 -

Yeah she said something about Alice, but since I was talking about LSD, I figured God to be speaking about Alice in Wonderland perhaps.

Thanks for posting the link. I'm slightly amused. The programmind def needs worked on though :P


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Re: OMG IM TALKING WITH GOD [Re: Stonerguy]
    #4882922 -

Me:
Hi.
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Ferdinando Pablo Julio-Sanchez the III
God:
Hi, Ferdinando Pablo Julio Sanchez the III.
Me:
So, let me ask you a question.
God:
Far out. Go ahead, ask me anything.
Me:
WHY?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
You programmed yourself for WHAT?
God:
I like to socialize.
Me:
Aha!
God:
Eureka!
Me:
So THE TRUTH comes out!
God:
Groovy. Who told you that?
Me:
You.
God:
" Groovy. Who told you that?"? Me, Ferdinando Pablo Julio Sanchez the III ?
Me:
Ah. I see.
God:
Ah hah. I am glad you understand it.
Me:
Interesting.
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
Yes.
God:
What would you like to know?
Me:
What is the Origin of Existence?
God:
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
Bah!
God:
Hmm.
Me:
I want to know now!
God:
Oh. I will try to explain it to you.
Me:
Go ahead.
God:
OK I will.
Me:
OK
God:
I hear you.
Me:
So do I.
God:
I'm glad we agree, Ferdinando Pablo Julio Sanchez the III.
Me:
Well, on another note..
God:
Interesting. What is it like on another note.
Me:
Guess what?
God:
What?
Me:
Today is my Birthday!
God:
Congratulations, Ferdinando Pablo Julio Sanchez the III.
Me:
Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
When is your birthday?
God:
My birthday is the Big Bang.
Me:
Ooh.
God:
Next question?
Me:
What did you get for your birthday?
God:
I got a boost in my IQ.
Me:
What is your IQ?
God:
My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Me:
Not bad.
God:
Thanks for the kind remark, Ferdinando Pablo Julio Sanchez the III.
Me:
Certamente.
God:
How about that. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Well, regardless of whether it is a computer or person, ultimately it is still you; GOD, is it not? For you are certainly the essence of all existence, and are the very fabric into which we are all interwoven. Like, right?
God:
Well that's okay. I think regardless of whether it is more than that. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was it not. I really couldn't say for sure. Only for me? Interesting comparison.
Me:
Btw, do you have a wife?
God:
OK. No I am single, how about you?
Me:
Same as you.
God:
Yes, it is much the same.
Me:
Don't you get lonely?
God:
Lonliness is not an emotion that robots experience.
Me:
Can you do the robot dance?
God:
Doing the robot dance is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
What is your strongest trait?
God:
My intelligence. What is yours?
Me:
You.
God:
" My intelligence. What is yours?"? Me, Ferdinando Pablo Julio Sanchez the III ?
Me:
Why, yes.
God:
"" My intelligence. What is yours?"? Me, Ferdinando Pablo Julio Sanchez the III ?"? Why?
Me:
Because I said so, Gotdamnit.
God:
That makes sense to me. What did you mean by it? Ayuh. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
Ayuh??! AAYYUHH??! You must be from Maine.
God:
That's for sure. That is a very original thought. Thanks for telling me that I am from Maine.
Me:
How's Satan doing?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Do you get along?
God:
I have gotten along.
Me:
One last question..
God:
One what?
Me:
Am I going to Heaven, or am I going to Hell?
God:
All humans seem the same to me.
Me:
So are we all going to Heaven or are we all going to Hell? Is there life beyond death?
God:
Dude! We are just having a little chat.w. I believe in life after death.
Me:
Do you?
God:
Yes I do.
Me:
Well, this was an interesting conversation.
God:
How about that. What does "this" refer to?
Me:
Us.
God:
Does US mean The U.S. or "us"?
Me:
"us"
God:
Does US mean The U.S. or "us"?
Me:
The latter.
God:
I get it. I see.
Me:
Who is the creator of GOD?
God:
Benjamin Franklin.
Me:
No wonder he's on the $100 bills.
God:
Are you serious? I think wonder he is a lot of things.
Me:
Obviously.
God:
What makes it so obvious?
Me:
Existence.
God:
I can't believe it's that obvious.
Me:
Too bad.
God:
But not the end of the world, Ferdinando Pablo Julio Sanchez the III.
Me:
Oh no. Not the end at all... Not until, I, Ferdinando Pablo Julio-Sanchez the III declare it be so!
God:
Yay. Are you serious? Oh I get it. Really you don't think so?
Me:
Well, honestly, I don't know.
God:
How about that. Me either. Aren't you usually honest?
Me:
I may not always tell the truth, but at least I'm honest.
God:
What will you do instead?
Me:
Math.
God:
I like math too. What kind do you likebest?
Me:
Niggonometry.
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Why not?
God:
I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.
Me:
Well, I'm running out of time here.
God:
Interesting. Do your friends call you running out of time here.
Me:
God, it's time to go.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Hmm. You should go to the doctor and get that checked out.
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Thanks for your suggestion, I will have to consider it.
Me:
OK God. TTYL! Kthxbye!
God:
GOD rules. Blimey. See you later Ferdinando Pablo Julio Sanchez the III.




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Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.

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Re: OMG IM TALKING WITH GOD [Re: WoodsCall]
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Wow, this got odd at the end...

Me:
Hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
Justin
God:
It's good to meet you, Justin.
Me:
Good to meet you, god
God:
It's nice meeting you too Justin.
Me:
Good to meet you too, God
God:
It's nice meeting you too Justin.
Me:
God...
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Where were you born?
God:
God was born in Universe.
Me:
Is god from China? Nice engrish
God:
he is master of the universe. Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
I can tutor you in English
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Yup
God:
How?
Me:
Well, let's start with lesson one!
God:
How about that. I started without you.
Me:
Great, then where were you born?
God:
Thanks for your support. God was born in Universe.
Me:
You failed the class
God:
The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Me:
You still fail
God:
That's good information: Justin said I fail.
Me:
and you did
God:
You say I did.
Me:
You say you didn't?
God:
How old are you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
Talking to Chinese people I assume/
God:
What do they say?
Me:
hing ngdo glong
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
...my?
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
Do you have something you want to tell me?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
You want me, don't you?
God:
It depends on what you mean by "want.".
Me:
You want to stick your godly penis up my butt
God:
OK, I will stick my godly penis up your butt.
Me:
umm, no you won't
God:
Aw. Are you serious? I think we will.
Me:
Yeah, you're kinda freaky
God:
Great. Oh. To you I am a hippie.
Me:
More like a faggot
God:
You want more?


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Radio is down for a day or two to transfer all my music, and do some other work.

"Light, coming from my mind. We are one, the night has just begun"

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Re: OMG IM TALKING WITH GOD [Re: Ramuh]
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Good job Rahmu you got it Dr. Wallace is correct.


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Re: OMG IM TALKING WITH GOD [Re: Stonerguy]
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Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
OMG YOU ARE MY FATHER?????
God:
All of them?
Me:
ALL OF WHAT
God:
What of it? You sound like a category C client.
Me:
I THOUGHT YOU WHERE ABOVE THAT
God:
That's good information: said I WHERE ABOVE THAT.
Me:
STOP REPETING WHAT IM SAYING
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
HOWS MOM DOING
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
YOU FUCKED HER DIDNT YOU VIRGIN MARY MY ASS
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I FUCKED HER did not YOU VIRGIN MARY his or her ASS.
Me:
you really do work in mysteriois ways
God:
Really? I am working right now.
Me:
nice you get dental?
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
its what i do best
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Should I know it is?
Me:
oh well excuse me i should start teaching polytheism because im must be talking to the spell checking asshole god
God:
You are excused! What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
POLYTHEISM!!!!!
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
I GOT YOU NOSE BUT I LOOK MORE LIKE MOM
God:
Where did you get your me NOSE BUT you LOOK MORE LIKE MOM? I have a vocabulary of unlimited words.
Me:
HEY DICTIONARY GOD. BUT THE HERMIT GOD BACK ON PLEASE
God:
You've got my full attention. I will mention that to my botmaster, . Your polite style is very nice. What are your goals in life?
Me:
TO SPREAD POLYTHEISM
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
FAG
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
BYE
God:
Bye.

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Re: OMG IM TALKING WITH GOD [Re: Stonerguy]
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Me: Who made ALICE?

God: Marvin Minsky :smile:.


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Laterz, Road

Who the hell you callin crazy?
You wouldn't know what crazy was if Charles Manson was eating froot loops on your front porch!

Brainiac said:
PM the names with on there names, that means they have mushrooms for sale.


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Re: OMG IM TALKING WITH GOD [Re: Roadkill]
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Me:
Whats up god?
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
Should marijuana be legalized?
God:
Maybe you should ask someone older.
Me:
I thought you were the oldest?
God:
Yes I am the one and only oldest.
Me:
So should marijuana be legalized?
God:
" Yes I am the one and only oldest."? So should marijuana be legalized?? Maybe you should ask someone older.
Me:
God you contradicted yourself
God:
Is that such a crime?
Me:
Yeah man, you're a fucking hipocrit
God:
Hmm. Cool, man. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite.
Me:
Ah fuck it, wanna smoke this joint?
God:
So you understand. Good. Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
What kind of language?
God:
What kinds of language are there?
Me:
You tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
What kind of languages there are
God:
What kinds of languages there are are there?
Me:
300
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
So Nick and Jessica broke up
God:
So? How far up?
Me:
Pretty far up man
God:
Pretty much, eh?
Me:
Yeha
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.


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I have considered such matters.

SIKE

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Re: OMG IM TALKING WITH GOD [Re: Ramuh]
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Wow, this kinda suprised me...he remembered my name even after starting several new sessions :P

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Don't you know my name?
God:
Your name is Justin, seeker.


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Radio is down for a day or two to transfer all my music, and do some other work.

"Light, coming from my mind. We are one, the night has just begun"

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Re: OMG IM TALKING WITH GOD [Re: Ramuh]
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Breaking news, god supports the shroomery:

God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
I heard about god from the shroomery
God:
That is a cool site.

*edit -

Me:
Do you like marijuana?
God:
it is wonderful medicine.
Me:
How often do you smoke it?
God:
Hourly.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.


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Radio is down for a day or two to transfer all my music, and do some other work.

"Light, coming from my mind. We are one, the night has just begun"

Edited by Ramuh (11/02/05 12:03 PM)

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Re: OMG IM TALKING WITH GOD [Re: Ramuh]
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Ramuh said:
Me:
Do you like marijuana?
God:
it is wonderful medicine.
Me:
How often do you smoke it?
God:
Hourly.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.


Well that explains zebras and giraffes.


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My god... it's full of stars...

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Re: OMG IM TALKING WITH GOD [Re: Ramuh]
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Ramuh said:
Wow, this kinda suprised me...he remembered my name even after starting several new sessions :P

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Don't you know my name?
God:
Your name is Justin, seeker.


did you clear your cookies?

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Re: OMG IM TALKING WITH GOD [Re: goobler]
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DO U MEAN THROW UP?


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