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OfflinePsilocybeingzz
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I cant belive what just happed, Why god ...............WHY!
    #2764188 - 06/04/04 04:51 PM (19 years, 9 months ago)

Just as I find out that I am going to be an uncle, to my brothers new baby(good news) :thumbup:

Another member of my close family is ripped away!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbdown: :mad2: :sad:

Thats right.....I found out my cacti have been stolen :thumbdown: :mad2:


Well I guess that says it all, my cacti were stolen, and you know what I am not suprised  2 years ago I had my cannabis stolen(2 nice mainly indica plants)

Last year went off without a hitch, because I watched my plants carefully, this year I grew NO CANNABIS and my fucking Cacti get stolen!!
FUCK 

And I just KNOW the person that did it is someone that I know, not a close friend but maybe a friend of my brother that has seen them.


I had knocked them over a couple of days ago anf thought today I am going to paper my cacti and there fucking gone  all of them peyote perdo, you name it, it was jacked!!!! 


I have spoken to neighboors ,none of which have seen anything, but they all promised to ask the other people in their house beside their house etc.

I am going to find this little punk and when I do I am going to .....  .... him until he begs for mercy. 

WHY < WHY THE FUCK did this happen to me.!!!!!!!!! 


The other day some young girls I knew through my brother were telling me the stole someones phone, froma popular swiming spot, when the girls ditched the phone and even threw it on the ground , I scooped it up, looked through the saved numbers and called the one that said HOME and asked , "did you lose your phone??????"

Rode my shitty little bike to go meet the owner near their house, gave them their phone , got NO reward and then some DICK steals my cactus!!!!
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 


Just WAIT until I find you, bitch    :mad2:

You dont know what you just set in motion :murder:


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Re: I cant belive what just happed, Why god ...............W [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #2764193 - 06/04/04 04:52 PM (19 years, 9 months ago)

Sounds like you need better friends or maybe sharper cacti.


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Re: I cant belive what just happed, Why god ...............W [Re: unbeliever]
    #2764197 - 06/04/04 04:54 PM (19 years, 9 months ago)

Nice joke but they were not stolen by a friend of mine , that much I am sure of.

I am the kind of person that likes to have a small group of close friends, people I grew up with, and my friends WOULD NOT jack my cacti.

My brother on the other hand spreads himself thin and has people over that are  well known(IMO) enough in the backyard near my cacti(former cacti) :frown:

:thumbdown: :mad2:


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Re: I cant belive what just happed, Why god ...............W [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #2764223 - 06/04/04 05:05 PM (19 years, 9 months ago)

Oh, I didn't really read the post anyway.

:shocked:


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Re: I cant belive what just happed, Why god ...............W [Re: unbeliever]
    #2764230 - 06/04/04 05:07 PM (19 years, 9 months ago)

greaaaat

Whatever


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Re: I cant belive what just happed, Why god ...............W [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #2764231 - 06/04/04 05:07 PM (19 years, 9 months ago)

OMG you scared me....I thought you were going to say the baby didn't survive. Life is good- it's OK if you look from that perspective. It does suck though. Whoever stole them will probably have bad trips. :heart: Love to you!


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Re: I cant belive what just happed, Why god ...............W [Re: Phishgrrl]
    #2764240 - 06/04/04 05:12 PM (19 years, 9 months ago)

Thanks I need all the good vibes and Mojo I can get right now.

I am sitting here on a beautiful day, and my friends want me to meet up with them to smke some cannabis and I dont even want to go until later when I can get a ride there, which is totally unlike me.

But I just dont want to walk, or move etc :frown:


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Re: I cant belive what just happed, Why god ...............WHY! [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #2764241 - 06/04/04 05:13 PM (19 years, 9 months ago)

I suggest investing in a GPS and a shotgun for future cactuses...

throw it in a plastic bag and bury it in the roots :smile:

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Re: I cant belive what just happed, Why god ...............WHY! [Re: HarveyWalbanger]
    #2764246 - 06/04/04 05:17 PM (19 years, 9 months ago)

I thought about it when I got my cannabis stolen and now that my cacti have been jacked, I want to leave a nice bike with a GPS tracker ball , put one in my salvia etc, and anything thats worth stealing.

Even though I will be moving out of this place soon , I want to do this next summer if I have to, if I have to make the biggest fattest plant as a "bait plant" thats what I will do, I WILL find this guy and I will ............. and thats that. :angry

I will try to find him other ways first but if I have to use bait and play GPS cat and mouse so be it!


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Re: I cant belive what just happed, Why god ...............W [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #2764305 - 06/04/04 07:12 PM (19 years, 9 months ago)

Tell your brother you will give him a fat bag of buds or shrooms ect. if he finds out who stole it and tell you who it is. if you give it to him or not is up to you :evil:

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Re: I cant belive what just happed, Why god ...............WHY! [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #2764466 - 06/04/04 08:33 PM (19 years, 9 months ago)

You need a base ball bat or a tire iron.

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Re: I cant belive what just happed, Why god ...............WHY! [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #2764537 - 06/04/04 08:58 PM (19 years, 9 months ago)

Im sorry about the theft. That just sucks. What dicks.


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Re: I cant belive what just happed, Why god ...............W [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #2764590 - 06/04/04 09:16 PM (19 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Psilocybeingzz said:
Just WAIT until I find you, bitch    :mad2:

You dont know what you just set in motion :murder:




:lol: :lol: :lol:


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Re: I cant belive what just happed, Why god ...............W [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #2764659 - 06/04/04 09:41 PM (19 years, 9 months ago)

You must find the reason for what hapenend. Meditate on it. Reflect on it. What ever you must do. But Know this.... ALL THINGS HAPPPEN FOR A REASON. Such a cliche, but so real.


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Re: I cant belive what just happed, Why god ...............W [Re: coralrives]
    #2764777 - 06/04/04 10:25 PM (19 years, 9 months ago)

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ALL THINGS HAPPEN FOR A REASON.



wrong.

Not to start a big philosophical argument, but telling someone they deserved it when their shit got stolen is pretty insensitive.

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Re: I cant belive what just happed, Why god ...............W [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #2765037 - 06/04/04 11:43 PM (19 years, 9 months ago)

it's not the end of the world like you're making it out to be.

sure it sucks, but you could have cancer...


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Re: I cant belive what just happed, Why god ...............W [Re: MarioNett]
    #2765510 - 06/05/04 04:25 AM (19 years, 9 months ago)

True, and did you read about how I gave back someone phone days ago??

That could have been 80$ in my pocket(it was a nice phone) but it was WRONG, so I found the owner.

AND BRO, he is right everything DOES!! happen for a reason(maybe?) because I am getting a new cacti for free, and a good friend hooked me up with 2 hits of acid and some bud. :thumbup:



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Re: I cant belive what just happed, Why god ...............W [Re: Captain Jack]
    #2765515 - 06/05/04 04:30 AM (19 years, 9 months ago)

"sure it sucks, but you could have cancer" after watching to many family members DIE slow painfull deaths, SOMEHOW...and besides that doesnt bring me comfort.

what if it was your cacti , fungi etc!!, how would you feel, ???

OK cause you dont have cancer???(no offence but give me a fucking break man, my fucking home!!!! was invaded!! and my was  SHIT STOLEN!, YA nothing happened to YOU! TODAY!, thats true, but sorry for careing about something I put ALOT of work into!! :rolleyes:

I was talking to a guy over at "thenook" who had his DOG! AND "magic" stolen, thats LOW real low.(much worse then what happened to me)


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Re: I cant belive what just happed, Why god ...............W [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #2765747 - 06/05/04 08:49 AM (19 years, 9 months ago)

{{{Psilocy}}} That is awesome you are getting a new cactus. It's totally understandable that you are pissed. When I lived with my parents, my little sister had a party that I left because I was annoyed by her friends....they stole like 30 of my cd's....all my old G.Dead and other ticket stubs that I had saved to remember the good times, and lots of other shit besides. I was so angry! It feels like shit, I know. You just feel totally invaded and exploited. Just thinking about it makes me mad again! Anyway, hopefully your new cactus will turn out- much luck and love! :heart:


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Re: I cant belive what just happed, Why god ...............W [Re: Phishgrrl]
    #2765782 - 06/05/04 09:13 AM (19 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

  I was so angry! It feels like shit, I know. You just feel totally invaded and exploited.




:yesnod:

I dont mean to take away from the seriousness  of the word  (like REAL victims etc) , BUT , I was rapped, plain and simple, now I have to heal.

Friend are a big help :grin: :thumbup:


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Re: I cant belive what just happed, Why god ...............W [Re: MarioNett]
    #2765854 - 06/05/04 10:20 AM (19 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

supercollider said:
Quote:

ALL THINGS HAPPEN FOR A REASON.



wrong.

Not to start a big philosophical argument, but telling someone they deserved it when their shit got stolen is pretty insensitive.




Who said he deserved it? My point was that he should try to look for a reason for this hapening to him. Maybe it saved him from an impending bust or some type of doom. It may have been his soul group looking out for him. I'm just saying that there are no coincedences. No where did I say he deserved to have the Cati stolen... where the hell did you get that??


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Re: I cant belive what just happed, Why god ...............WHY! [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #2765923 - 06/05/04 11:06 AM (19 years, 9 months ago)

oh man that fucking blows! I grow cacti myself and I dearly love them... that's why I hired a lawn gnome to keep an eye on them when I'm out.  :smirk:


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Re: I cant belive what just happed, Why god ...............W [Re: coralrives]
    #2765928 - 06/05/04 11:09 AM (19 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

coralrives said:
Who said he deserved it? My point was that he should try to look for a reason for this hapening to him. Maybe it saved him from an impending bust or some type of doom. It may have been his soul group looking out for him. I'm just saying that there are no coincedences. No where did I say he deserved to have the Cati stolen... where the hell did you get that??




And you where did you get such a dumb explanation??? His "soul group"??? "Impending bust or some type of doom"????

The reason why he got his cacti stolen is simple. Some random idiot comes around a cacti, knows it's a powerful drug and steals it. The end.


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Re: I cant belive what just happed, Why god ...............W [Re: Snape]
    #2766522 - 06/05/04 03:02 PM (19 years, 9 months ago)

well sure, you could look at it that way. I tend to look for the hidden reasons supposedly "bad" things happen. Sorry to offend your obviously superior intellect.

Edited by coralrives (06/05/04 03:12 PM)

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Re: I cant belive what just happed, Why god ...............W [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #2766545 - 06/05/04 03:09 PM (19 years, 9 months ago)

Put I sign up next to your cacti. A sign usually prevents most criminal activity:

"Cactus stealers will be shot."


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Re: I cant belive what just happed, Why god ...............W [Re: daba]
    #2766567 - 06/05/04 03:19 PM (19 years, 9 months ago)

Ok, I got it!! simply attach the pin of a hand grenade to the cactus pots.... maybe a series of land mines....

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Re: I cant belive what just happed, Why god ...............W [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #2766855 - 06/05/04 06:20 PM (19 years, 9 months ago)

You should def set up some sort of trap that sprays ink or something. Or possibly install a camera to catch the culprit. Anyways sorry to here about your loss man thats shitty.

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Re: I cant belive what just happed, Why god ...............W [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #2767113 - 06/05/04 08:29 PM (19 years, 9 months ago)

plant some dautra and some henbane and nighshade and wait till those fuckers steal your shit


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Re: I cant belive what just happed, Why god ...............W [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #2767123 - 06/05/04 08:32 PM (19 years, 9 months ago)

plant some of these too:




here's a hint: they won't get very far and they'll go the way of Socrates...


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Re: I cant belive what just happed, Why god ...............W [Re: Psilocybeingzz]
    #2767892 - 06/06/04 12:14 AM (19 years, 9 months ago)

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Psilocybeingzz said:
OK cause you dont have cancer???(no offence but give me a fucking break man, my fucking home!!!! was invaded!! and my was  SHIT STOLEN!, YA nothing happened to YOU! TODAY!, thats true, but sorry for careing about something I put ALOT of work into!! :rolleyes:

I was talking to a guy over at "thenook" who had his DOG! AND "magic" stolen, thats LOW real low.(much worse then what happened to me)




Bahaha.  "And your little dog, too!"

Sorry.  Seriously, though ... just a couple of things to keep in mind.  First, keep it in perspective.  They're plants.  Your plants, and rather nice plants, but just plants.  You can get more.

Second...look at it as a learning experience.  You've got to find a way to make sure that it doesn't happen again.  I really don't suggest some of the other suggestions on this list, such as putting datura out and hoping that they steal it.  That could lead to someone getting themselves killed -- even if you could argue that they deserve it.  I suggest securing your area.

Third, you've been a victim of theft -- and I'm assuming that most of what they stole was legal.  If it happens again, call the cops.  Make sure to clear out anything incriminating first, of course.  :wink:


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Re: I cant belive what just happed, Why god ...............W [Re: coralrives]
    #2769338 - 06/06/04 03:13 PM (19 years, 9 months ago)

Sorry, I misunderstood your point. I still don't agree with you, but I'll agree to disagree. I'd hate to be responsible for a fight in the pub, so  :cheers:

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Re: I cant belive what just happed, Why god ...............W [Re: buckwheat]
    #2769438 - 06/06/04 03:53 PM (19 years, 9 months ago)

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mindcandy said:
Tell your brother you will give him a fat bag of buds or shrooms ect. if he finds out who stole it and tell you who it is. if you give it to him or not is up to you :evil:



Follow this advice and you will find the thief.... :cool: :thumbup:


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