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I'm drunken
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this regular from sushi bar bought me 4 34? oz Orion lagers so I'm pretty trashed.
I don't drink.. except my policy is to never turn down free quality alcohol.
yeah.. so getting drunk at work when you are closing rocks. I love my job.
Time to smoke a bowl.. fuck you pub.. or something. :heart:


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Re: I'm drunken [Re: Shroomism]
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I Love you man


:drunk:

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Re: I'm drunken [Re: goobler]
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you work at a sushi bar? SWEET

enjoy the smoke


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Re: I'm drunken [Re: Shroomism]
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Shroomism said:
this regular from sushi bar bought me 4 34? oz Orion lagers so I'm pretty trashed.
I don't drink.. except my policy is to never turn down free quality alcohol.
yeah.. so getting drunk at work when you are closing rocks. I love my job.
Time to smoke a bowl.. fuck you pub.. or something. :heart:



Only four 32 oz lagers and your trashed? Damn dude thats light weight. I thought you were big too.


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-QuantumMeltdown

Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself.
  -Mark Twain

"The time has come the walrus said, little oysters  hide their heads, my Twain of thought is loosely bound I guess its time to Mark this down, Be good and you will be lonesome
Be lonesome and you will be free
Live a lie and you will live to regret it
That's what livin' is to me
That's what livin' is to me"
Jimmy Buffett

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Re: I'm drunken [Re: king_cobra]
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I don't understand what the big deal with sushi is. Every time I eat it, it just tastes like rice rolled up in a leaf to me. Not much flavor.


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Thank you for drinking Bud Light.

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Re: I'm drunken [Re: Shroomism]
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Who the fuck are you looking at asshat?  :crankey:

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Re: I'm drunken [Re: QuantumMeltdown]
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I am not that big. 6'1 165 lbs. Skinny white dude.  I drink what on average... a beer every month or two weeks... so that makes me a total lightweight.. and I like it that way. I'm a pothead. Back when I was a 14 year old alcoholic.. yeah, those weren't the days. My liver is sensitive.


I love you too goobs :heart:


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Re: I'm drunken [Re: Bi0TeK]
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I'm drunk too, only bad thing is I just had to go to work to try to fix an electron microscope my co-work just fucked up. Needless to say, I was useless and it's gonna be a problem tomorrow.

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Re: I'm drunken [Re: crystallize]
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crystallize said:
I don't understand what the big deal with sushi is. Every time I eat it, it just tastes like rice rolled up in a leaf to me. Not much flavor.



You're not eating the right sushi then. We have over 150 different rolls at our place. And it's all fresh, quality shit. God I love sushi.

Edit: The big deal is that it is healthy as a mother fucker. And filling.
Do some research on the essential acids like omega 3s contained in raw fish, and why your body needs them to survive. Then research seaweed and it's amazing nutritional content. Sushi rocks. It's all I really need to survive.. besides chocolate.. and water... and pot.. and sex.


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Re: I'm drunken [Re: Shroomism]
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Whatever, kick back. I'm toking and drinking. Havn't slept in a few days, but aced my exam. I deserve alcohol and weed and so do you.


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Re: I'm drunken [Re: mycogirl]
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awesome. let's exchange bodily secretions sometime.


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Re: I'm drunken [Re: Shroomism]
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ok!

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Re: I'm drunken [Re: Shroomism]
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Does that mean I get to spit on your eyeball? I mean that in the nicest way possible.


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Re: I'm drunken [Re: mycogirl]
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It means whatever you can potentially conceive, in the nicest way possible.

goobs you must wait your turn :crankey:


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Re: I'm drunken [Re: mycogirl]
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mycogirl said:
Does that mean I get to spit on your eyeball?  I mean that in the nicest way possible.



oooooh, talking dirty!!  :smile:

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Re: I'm drunken [Re: mycogirl]
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I used to be able to flick spit from my tonge onto the top of my head. I wonder if I still can...


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he told me about the true meaning of life...
then he gave me a pretzel..."

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Re: I'm drunken [Re: License_to_Chill]
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of course you can man. It's like riding a bike.


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Re: I'm drunken [Re: Shroomism]
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You're my inspiration, you Zakk Wylde look-a-like!


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"I sat on the bus next to God once,
he told me about the true meaning of life...
then he gave me a pretzel..."

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Re: I'm drunken [Re: License_to_Chill]
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License_to_Chill said:
I used to be able to flick spit from my tonge onto the top of my head. I wonder if I still can...



do women dig that?

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Re: I'm drunken [Re: Nashbar]
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of course they do. what kind of question is that?


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