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Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes
    #4312204 - 06/19/05 12:03 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

What are your favourite quotes that you or your friends have come up with, that are hugely memorable simply because you were so bent at the time that you couldnt stop laughing at them. Obviously a lot of these will be "you had to be there" type jokes, but its fun to share =) Here are a few of my most memorable (or ones that I actually CAN remember)...


"breaking my bong is like having an amputated pet. it's not as good as it used to be but you still love it"

"the Warm Yellow Blanket of Happiness has surrounded me. Its warm and yellow!!!"

"when are we ever going to eat that porridge? it seemed like such a good idea for munchies at the time"

"is italian an actual language? do they speak it all by themselves?"


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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: soma_victim]
    #4312223 - 06/19/05 12:08 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: soma_victim]
    #4312226 - 06/19/05 12:09 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Dude your avatar is awesome.


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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: soma_victim]
    #4312244 - 06/19/05 12:15 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

"It's like an orgasm in my mouth!"

Me talking about the exceptional taste of Wendy's cheeseburgers while super stoned. And then I realized what I had just said and felt like a douche.


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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: soma_victim]
    #4312501 - 06/19/05 01:16 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

"ahh...this is better then sex"....well it was just off the top of my head...so it was some kind of a responce...


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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: soma_victim]
    #4312556 - 06/19/05 01:31 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

my friend nad I were in my room tripping LSD

he hadn't said shit for hours

all the sudden I hear him say "I feel like a cartoon"

I died laughing

then he looked at me and said "did I say that out loud?"


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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: joe666]
    #4312566 - 06/19/05 01:34 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

me and my buddy were trippin off shrooms, todds first time trippin, my first time with todd and we were having an excellent time.

i looked at todd and said "Dude, we should be hippies. we're good at this"


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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: soma_victim]
    #4312577 - 06/19/05 01:37 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

"Dude, turn off the fan its to fucking bright in here"


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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: joe666]
    #4312604 - 06/19/05 01:49 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

if I was tripping for hours on acid, I would have talked for a while...I used to trip quiet like that too..i cant do it now..I am too forward... i need to let some words out...sometimes I am quiet, but it doesnt last very long though...


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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: Stonerguy]
    #4312607 - 06/19/05 01:50 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

"Its Okay mam we toded"


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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: Stonerguy]
    #4312612 - 06/19/05 01:52 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

"Surface tension holds your piss together, thats why we have rifles, not shotguns."


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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: soma_victim]
    #4312613 - 06/19/05 01:54 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Me and my best guy friend were sitting on the couch, completely high out of our minds, and my stomach growled. His growled immediately following, and when i went to comment on it he said "shhh! Dont interupt them"


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sometimes when I'm raping a bitch, I like to tickle her ribs and under neath her arms, and I say "loosen up bitch, lets have fun now because if I have to kill your squirming ass, only one of us will be having fun, and you can't have a party all by yourself can you?" Then its usually all laughs and good times from there.


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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: Skunk420]
    #4312615 - 06/19/05 01:55 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

we used to trip at christmas time
and lay under the christmas tree (well just our heads under the tree as
far under there as we could scoot) and look up into the tree thru the branches at the lights gleeming and sparkling off the ornimates and balls
it's even better if you have lights with a switch so you can change the pattern.


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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: TrippleNipple]
    #4312621 - 06/19/05 01:57 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Once while really drunk. A friend of mine needed to get home, but lives across town, so we got my girlfriend (who was sober) to drive us over there, I went just for the hell of it cause I was drunk, whatever.

When we got there, he walks up to his door and is just standing there for a few minutes, then he walks back up to the car, and he says "Guys, I can't find my keys!" and he goes like this --> :shrug:

And the keys are hanging off one of his fingers. I'm like dude they're right there around your finger. And he says "Oh shit! These little fucks think they can be sneaky and trick me!" Then he got all pissed at his keys and threw them on his roof. He ended up sleeping at my place.


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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: joe666]
    #4312638 - 06/19/05 02:03 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

I was getting the best shrooms around then too..January and february this year i was shrooming so hard off of little doses..it will pick up in the fall, it is a seasonal substance..shrooms only are around certain times of the year..well from the peeps I get them from anyway...


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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: soma_victim]
    #4312982 - 06/19/05 04:28 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

clam said:
"is italian an actual language? do they speak it all by themselves?"




what substance caused that comment?


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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: HELLA_TIGHT]
    #4312990 - 06/19/05 04:31 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

HELLA_TIGHT said:
Quote:

clam said:
"is italian an actual language? do they speak it all by themselves?"




what substance caused that comment?




Ignorance caused that comment my brother.


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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
    #4312996 - 06/19/05 04:32 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: soma_victim]
    #4313000 - 06/19/05 04:33 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

"It's like a koala crapped a rainbow in my brain."
-Captain Murphy


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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: soma_victim]
    #4313079 - 06/19/05 05:25 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

my two favorites are in my sig....


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