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LethalX5
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: joe666]
#4313081 - 06/19/05 03:31 AM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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joe666 said: my friend nad I were in my room tripping LSD
he hadn't said shit for hours
all the sudden I hear him say "I feel like a cartoon"
I died laughing
then he looked at me and said "did I say that out loud?"
i started laughing after i read this one.
but here is mine. me and my friends were super stoned one night at his apt. we were watching Troy and when brad pitt takes his shirt off in a scene my friend goes "I'd do him" with a straight face. needless to say we all bust out laughing at him and he is known as "fruitcake" the rest of the night
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Irishdrunk
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: LethalX5]
#4313091 - 06/19/05 03:40 AM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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"You just ate the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my life!" - Chong
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soma_victim
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: THE KRAT BARON]
#4313218 - 06/19/05 06:26 AM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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mattzdope said:
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HELLA_TIGHT said:
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clam said: "is italian an actual language? do they speak it all by themselves?"
what substance caused that comment?
Ignorance caused that comment my brother.
Holy shit! You got it in one!
My other quotes were all substance-induced, but that one was said by a sober friend (he's not dumb, just a little slow). Everyone else in the room at the time was stoned, however, which certainly made it more memorable.
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goobler
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: soma_victim]
#4313221 - 06/19/05 06:28 AM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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you guys are killing too many brain cells
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LethalX5
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: goobler]
#4313241 - 06/19/05 06:45 AM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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goobler said: you guys are killing too many brain cells
stimulating
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TM
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: soma_victim]
#4313262 - 06/19/05 07:10 AM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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I went to my stoner-friend's place to help him change the oil in his boat engine.
He had smoked a doob 30 minutes prior, I was str8.
We couldn't understand why the oil would be SO black in a brand new motor after only 20 hours of run time on the second oil change.
I called my bro' on my cell to see if he might have an idea of why the oil would be SO DAMN black and while I was talkin' to my bro', my super-stoned friend says, "Tell him it feels really oily too."
That was 3 weeks ago and stoner-friend still can't believe he said something SO stupid.
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: soma_victim]
#4313285 - 06/19/05 07:43 AM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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my friend was talking to me while i was stoned and starring and I said "you know, dont think im not listening to what your saying cuz IM definatly listening." after 5 seconds "actually I lied, I dont know why I got so defensive I didnt hear a word" and then a minute later he was laughing about how stupid i was "wait what are we laughing about"
The first time me and my friends ever ate shrooms my friend was starring at the wall rocking back and forth going in and out of crying and laughing fits....when we finally asked her what was wrong she replied "The wall"
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shroomer44
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: LethalX5]
#4313405 - 06/19/05 09:49 AM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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A couple years ago when i was stoned/shrooming i went to a nearby gas station where an old fat lady was working, and bought a pack of gum or something. I payed, she gave me my change, then i said "keep the tips" and did that thing where you click your tongue, point one finger with your thumb in the air and wink. I dont know why i did this but it seemed appropriate at the time. My friends i was with died laughing.
Another time i was in the car with a friend of mine and we were both real stoned, listening to some stupidass music on the radio. My friend suddenly said "man.... this makes these songs feel like CLASSICS"
Edited by shroomer44 (06/19/05 09:55 AM)
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XUL
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: shroomer44]
#4313426 - 06/19/05 10:03 AM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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"Only 100 bowls will feed my hunger"
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ToTheSummit
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: soma_victim]
#4313552 - 06/19/05 11:16 AM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Mines in my sig. Said it to my friend while on mushies.
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: ToTheSummit]
#4313695 - 06/19/05 12:43 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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"this is the central meeting place where it all goes down"
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: ToTheSummit]
#4313703 - 06/19/05 12:46 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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"the thirstier i get, the stonder i feel"
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: Phychotron]
#4313719 - 06/19/05 12:54 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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while tripping one of my friends said
"i swear to alcohol theres no blood in my jesus" (this is now my fav quote of all time)
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: purity]
#4313742 - 06/19/05 01:07 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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oh and during the same trip all the lights were turned off and we began throwing those little stars weirdos put on their ceilings and madness incurred. we eventually gathered them all 1 place and started moving them around on the ground. we started joking saying in jokingly gay voices "oh dude, you got star in my face" & "oh man im about to star". i of course was like "dude, im not star, okay! its cool if you are but im not". we laughed and went on tripping, but a couple minutes later, jp, who had been laughing ever since the incident blurts out "yeah dude, double star penetration", there was a pause, followed by hysterical laughter.
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: purity]
#4313898 - 06/19/05 02:05 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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"We've totally got to do that to children"
"I'm standing here, stoned, eating this sandwich and listening to this song. Isn't that weird?"
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: Senor_Doobie]
#4313959 - 06/19/05 02:22 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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Tripping NUTS on acid....two quotes....
"You're leather ahh, you're leather ummm, you're leather......." ....."You're leather NUTSACK?"
We were ascending a large hill covered with ice in the dead of winter at night....my buddy gets ahead of us and at the top of the hill stands to face us and takes off one of his fleece gloves.....
"When it gets through the fleece you know its hardcore!"
-------------------- "...now waters run free, no more fish in the sea..." 1983-2004
Edited by Cubieman420 (06/19/05 02:27 PM)
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: Cubieman420]
#4314001 - 06/19/05 02:34 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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While taking a walk super baked my friend was talking about cotton mouth:
"Agh! The cotton mouth army is invading me. I feel the warriors slowly fighting down my throat...SHIT! They reached my lungs! Blake...am I going to suffocate because of bad cotton mouth?"
and another time when we both we super baked we were playing with this golden toilet paper roll holder:
"Fucking...dude! It's C3PO's penis!" Then my buddy continued on to say "See Dick, see Dick run, see Dick jump, see dickreed, no not dickreed, Dick read" we were dying of laughter at this point, but he then I just had to say it "See 3 peepee, see 3 peepee run, see 3 peepee jump, see 3 peepee read" (that was in reference to C3PO's cock) Just last night another stupid quote emerged from my friend's drunken mouth. He drank a bottle of beer (really drunk at this point), and told me he was going to go outside to throw it at my dick head neighbor. So he walks outside and I hear him go "Hey asshole!" and throw the bottle about 10 feet...only short by about 60 feet. Then he is stumbling back inside and just bashes his toes on this small doorstep. He then starts yelling and grabbing his toe for a minute, then comes over to me, looks and me for 20 seconds and says "Where'd I put my beer?" I couldn't stop laughing, and he didn't know why.
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: soma_victim]
#4314095 - 06/19/05 03:14 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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"you should really get a multiplayer racing game for your ps2." ".....you mean like dogsleding?"
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: soma_victim]
#4314102 - 06/19/05 03:16 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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"I had an epiphany once. It hurt a little on the way out."
Yeah, that one wasn't very good.
Tripping while playing BREAKOUT (old school ATARI junk) is always fun: "How many WIVES do you have in BWEAKOUT!?" "FIVE WIVES!" "What are the WULES of BWEAKOUT!?" "NO CWYING, ANYTHING UNDER 100 YOU TWY AGAIN, AND NO CHEATING WITH MORE WIVES! YOU ONLY HAVE FIVE WIVES!"
And this leads to ammendments such as: "Ammendment to wule number 1: Cwying is pew... Cwying is pewmissasissa... Cwying is pewmissable, onwy when moment is wipe!"
And the best part, of course, is when the ball breaks through the layers and bounces around up top, scoring a bunch of points, and everyone screams
"BWEAKOUT!!!!"
Recommended for the early evening when spirits are high, and the early morning when spirits need a boost. Caution: BREAKOUT is extremely addicitve and possibly hazardous to health, especially mental faculty.
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TM
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Re: Favourite drunk/stoned/tripping quotes [Re: shroomanic]
#4314682 - 06/19/05 06:14 PM (18 years, 9 months ago) |
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shroomanic said: While taking a walk super baked my friend was talking about cotton mouth:
"Agh! The cotton mouth army is invading me. I feel the warriors slowly fighting down my throat...SHIT! They reached my lungs! Blake...am I going to suffocate because of bad cotton mouth?"
and another time when we both we super baked we were playing with this golden toilet paper roll holder:
"Fucking...dude! It's C3PO's penis!" Then my buddy continued on to say "See Dick, see Dick run, see Dick jump, see dickreed, no not dickreed, Dick read" we were dying of laughter at this point, but he then I just had to say it "See 3 peepee, see 3 peepee run, see 3 peepee jump, see 3 peepee read" (that was in reference to C3PO's cock) Just last night another stupid quote emerged from my friend's drunken mouth. He drank a bottle of beer (really drunk at this point), and told me he was going to go outside to throw it at my dick head neighbor. So he walks outside and I hear him go "Hey asshole!" and throw the bottle about 10 feet...only short by about 60 feet. Then he is stumbling back inside and just bashes his toes on this small doorstep. He then starts yelling and grabbing his toe for a minute, then comes over to me, looks and me for 20 seconds and says "Where'd I put my beer?" I couldn't stop laughing, and he didn't know why.
-------------------- ================================================ "Have some congratulatory drugs." - C. Montgomery Burns I'll probably always do drugs, so that just contributes to the addiction to The Shroomery... It's a vicious circle of bliss. TM™
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